FabSwingers.com forum: Why are most the guys on here hung like a donkey ??

By *ottie OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Is it just me that thinks this lol

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By *arried adventurers!Couple
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

Nah they're not! It's amazing what you can't do with a flattering angle!

Also the amount of guys we and other people on their site have caught using photos from the internet is unbelievable!

Believe me, most guys are just average sized and happen to go good with a camera! Xx

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By *ottie OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

That's crazy but spent surprise me on here reading things that people have wrote on forums about fake pictures n stuff... Be you and that's that x

"Nah they're not! It's amazing what you can't do with a flattering angle!

Also the amount of guys we and other people on their site have caught using photos from the internet is unbelievable!

Believe me, most guys are just average sized and happen to go good with a camera! Xx"

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Is it because they are all asses ?...kidding

As above good camera angle but there are a few who are truly hung

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By *ero666Man
over a year ago

fife

Need to sort out my camera angles then

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By *ottie OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Haha that's what I was thinking... Selfie stick needs purchased lol

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By *arried adventurers!Couple
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

Just be yourself! Everyone likes something different!

There's a lot of pressure for guys on here but not all women/couples are looking for VWE, ripped guys!

Plus if you try and make your cock look massive when it's not then it could lead to an awkward meet later on! Lol xx

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By *eiaorganaWoman
over a year ago

Dundee

It's not what you've got it's how you use it

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By *arried adventurers!Couple
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

"It's not what you've got it's how you use it

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By *ooshMan
over a year ago

elgin

its the motion in the ocean man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah they're not! It's amazing what you can't do with a flattering angle!

Also the amount of guys we and other people on their site have caught using photos from the internet is unbelievable!

Believe me, most guys are just average sized and happen to go good with a camera! Xx"

This is why women are bad at parking... we are constantly lied to about what 8inches is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought most guys in here where hung like a lynx can or sky remote

Thought those were the 2 standard measuring devices

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for the compliment lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I think I'm average, but some have said it's above average.

But like someone said earlier, everyone wants different things so don't let it worry you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God like to have a laugh to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Photoshop is your friend!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am hung like a door mouse

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

"Nah they're not! It's amazing what you can't do with a flattering angle!

Also the amount of guys we and other people on their site have caught using photos from the internet is unbelievable!

Believe me, most guys are just average sized and happen to go good with a camera! Xx

This is why women are bad at parking... we are constantly lied to about what 8inches is

Nah, yous are just bad naturally.

(running away now)

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By * and CCouple
over a year ago

near Cardiff

Buy a multi pack of serial and place it along side your cock and tell people it's a full size one! ??

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

Nope! nope! nope!

Theres no way im gonna pretend to be hung like a donkey....

...African elephant maybe, but not as small as a donkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah they're not! It's amazing what you can't do with a flattering angle!

Also the amount of guys we and other people on their site have caught using photos from the internet is unbelievable!

Believe me, most guys are just average sized and happen to go good with a camera! Xx

This is why women are bad at parking... we are constantly lied to about what 8inches is

Nah, yous are just bad naturally.

(running away now)

No you're right I'm naturally bad

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Nah they're not! It's amazing what you can't do with a flattering angle!

Also the amount of guys we and other people on their site have caught using photos from the internet is unbelievable!

Believe me, most guys are just average sized and happen to go good with a camera! Xx"

I use bad camera angles all the time haha

John

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By *utdoor29Man
over a year ago

paisley

This made me laugh out loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope! nope! nope!

Theres no way im gonna pretend to be hung like a donkey....

...African elephant maybe, but not as small as a donkey

I 'ear you know hee haw...

ok ok am getting ma coat...

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By *igD262Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Hi there it's not size it's how you use it I think

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I drive a huge car!

I think that's supposed to mean something!

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By *eeBexxWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

Until I see that sky remote I never believe the size

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By *aciaaasssMan
over a year ago

Cowdenbeath

Looking at those photos I fell in to complexes so I bought penis pump. To early to say if it's working

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I would say it is so easy to distinguish

All what you need to do before meeting is asking for validation like having a cam talk just for knowing that the guy is hung..

I found so many singles who claim that they are couples but once it comes to validation, they disappears

"Nah they're not! It's amazing what you can't do with a flattering angle!

Also the amount of guys we and other people on their site have caught using photos from the internet is unbelievable!

Believe me, most guys are just average sized and happen to go good with a camera! Xx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just average but I swear down was getting a shower at work last night and my work colleague was doing the same and his boaby was hanging near his knee,I was staring opened mouthed in shock ,

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By *astofthevikingsMan
over a year ago

This is why women are bad at parking... we are constantly lied to about what 8inches is

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your a big guy

But average down there.......

Don't look to flattering

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"Until I see that sky remote I never believe the size

Do sky remotes come in different sizes

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By *p4funduoCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Men are the same as women. Come in all shapes and sizes. Personally i prefer own hair and teeth

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By *rscotsdudeMan
over a year ago

angus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men are the same as women. Come in all shapes and sizes. Personally i prefer own hair and teeth

My hair and teeth are all mine, and I have receipts to prove it.

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By *rscotsdudeMan
over a year ago

angus

I have a 12inch cock but I was told that you measure from your arsehole to the tip...

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

I've tried measuring mine, but he keeps running around in the garden and is a hassle to catch and keep still

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah they're not! It's amazing what you can't do with a flattering angle!

Also the amount of guys we and other people on their site have caught using photos from the internet is unbelievable!

Believe me, most guys are just average sized and happen to go good with a camera! Xx

This is why women are bad at parking... we are constantly lied to about what 8inches is

PMSL now there you go we learn something every day heh heh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah they're not! It's amazing what you can't do with a flattering angle!

Also the amount of guys we and other people on their site have caught using photos from the internet is unbelievable!

Believe me, most guys are just average sized and happen to go good with a camera! Xx"

would you happen to know how this ia done as o wouls like to give it a bash with my camera's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girth is harder to find than length. Loads of long guys on here but give me a stretch and im in heaven

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By *ettercallsaul118Man
over a year ago

Funtown

I'm far from hung but girth yes

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By *ero666Man
over a year ago

fife

"Girth is harder to find than length. Loads of long guys on here but give me a stretch and im in heaven"

now I need to get angles right and somehow incorporate thickness it to it as well,this going to be harder than I thought lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not all of us are hung like donkeys...I'm hung more like a pit pony,not a very well endowed pit pony mind you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men are the same as women. Come in all shapes and sizes. Personally i prefer own hair and teeth

yep my trouser snake has its hair trimmed and no teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally I don't look at an other guys penis but there was a couple (m/f) that I met once.

She was from Brazil and he was Scottish. We had Dp.

He must've been about 13" and I'm about 8.5" -

But I thought to myself, this guy is a fucking monster!

I've never had any complaints about the length and girth of mine but his was way superior in every department!

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By *p4funduoCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Personally I don't look at an other guys penis but there was a couple (m/f) that I met once.

She was from Brazil and he was Scottish. We had Dp.

He must've been about 13" and I'm about 8.5" -

I have met u

But I thought to myself, this guy is a fucking monster!

I've never had any complaints about the length and girth of mine but his was way superior in every department!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeing someone describing themselves as VWE, is a turn off for me. Instant no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm vse!

Does that turn u on? ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am hung like a horse, albeit a sea horse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's all in the hips haha

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Dunno, it's a pain in the Ass eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it just me that thinks this lol"
can't say I've noticed this much, I thought a donkey would of been a bit small compared to myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gonna have to find some of these 'flattering angles'!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be confident with what you have got.

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By *AM2214Man
over a year ago

Manchester Area

"Nah they're not! It's amazing what you can't do with a flattering angle!

Also the amount of guys we and other people on their site have caught using photos from the internet is unbelievable!

Believe me, most guys are just average sized and happen to go good with a camera! Xx

This is why women are bad at parking... we are constantly lied to about what 8inches is

Thats sexist and imperialistic ..women can park and everyone knows what 200mm is ??

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By *AM2214Man
over a year ago

Manchester Area

"Dunno, it's a pain in the Ass eh? "

Not if you lube up and take it like a man ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a cinderella cock

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By *att231Man
over a year ago

dundee

Am happy with mine

so much so I take him every where I go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Need to sort out my camera angles then"
aye just as well for mm

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By *eADevilCouple
over a year ago

Blantyre

I dont think its about camera angles . Its about the lens you use. I need a telescopic lens to snap a picture of my winky.

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Well hung doesn’t always equate to good sex. In fact in my experience it’s been the opposite. Unfortunately I told him what I thought after he asked to meet up again. He was on pof and needed to learn what foreplay was.

I’d much rather have great foreplay with an average sized cock with a guy who knows how to tease and please.

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

Because they lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because they lie"

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By *onkeymagic50Man
over a year ago

Near the harbour

"Well hung doesn’t always equate to good sex. In fact in my experience it’s been the opposite. Unfortunately I told him what I thought after he asked to meet up again. He was on pof and needed to learn what foreplay was.

I’d much rather have great foreplay with an average sized cock with a guy who knows how to tease and please. "

Move to the highlands and marry me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Interesting discussion.

I'm around 6" with a good girth. I consider myself average in size.

What is average?

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By *ilkand2Couple
over a year ago

edinburgh

A 3 inch dick looks massive when you take the picture from an inch away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are they?

Missed that memo ha

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By *is vixen at playCouple
over a year ago

Dundee

Id say im average, but at times it does feel like most others are vwe. The reality might be diff. Fab average and realworld average seem to be very diff. G

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

VWE = kidney infection for me. I stay well clear. Average or just above is fine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flattering angles????

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Why are most guys obsessed with it ..I have what I have ...it's not gonna change and no1 has complained as yet so I'm content with what I have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"VWE = kidney infection for me. I stay well clear. Average or just above is fine."

Exactly. My thoughts!

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By *vanabeusedTV/TS
over a year ago

somewhere

I’m not x

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By *ent57Man
over a year ago

... where the streets have no name!

"VWE = kidney infection for me. I stay well clear. Average or just above is fine."

I bet your messages box has filled substantially!

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By *an from UncleMan
over a year ago

ml1

Your better with a wee worker than a big lazy sod

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By *gowbhoy4funMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Been nosy and looked at Men most fabbed pix... Weird how 90% of them aren't verified haha... Maybe a coincidence? Or maybe not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My arse looks hummungus from certain angles, others not so much..... I think a lot of the guys with apparently massive boabies know their camera angles.

And they're obviously using a replica Sky remote that they've bought from a toy shop.

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By *onkeymagic50Man
over a year ago

Near the harbour

"My arse looks hummungus from certain angles, others not so much..... I think a lot of the guys with apparently massive boabies know their camera angles.

And they're obviously using a replica Sky remote that they've bought from a toy shop."

How did you get on my friends list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had numerous knockbacks when I get asked about size if not at least 7 no one wants to know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had numerous knockbacks when I get asked about size if not at least 7 no one wants to know!"
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Can honestly say I've never asked that question. It matters that little

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be the Women thru here lol.

Got bigger eyes than their belly haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Must be the Women thru here lol.

Got bigger eyes than their belly haha! "

You like big eyes too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had numerous knockbacks when I get asked about size if not at least 7 no one wants to know!"

Not what folk have got, but what they do with it that counts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Must be the Women thru here lol.

Got bigger eyes than their belly haha!

You like big eyes too

Big eyes and Big Boobs too!

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By *obertELeeMan
over a year ago

Montrose

People in here thunk the pic of my 14" black cock is fake. I was just lucky with the transplant diner after my accident

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