FabSwingers.com forum: Max's Scottish/Weegie Dictionary

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Or for anyone else who needs to build up their vocabulary...

I'll start with...

Tornfaced - someone in a grouchy mood

Oxters - armpits

Bawbag - an idiot

Please add your own favourites!

Max - you're welcome and do add some French ones

xXx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Puntit....Thrown out

Skelpit....Spanked severely

Chantywrassler... Meddlesome person

Courtesy of Bothy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One that got me when I moved to Scotland was shoogly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One that got me when I moved to Scotland was shoogly

Oh and probably spelt it wrong

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Ooh merci Rouge... so many I don't know already!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sonsy....Robust

Hurdies....Hips

Sonsy hurdies....Fat arse!

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Un bouffon... an idiot/clown

Emmerdeur... someone that pisses you off (comes from 'merde')

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Max has helped me with my French here goes

Je veux voir tes seins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope that's right max xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooh merci Rouge... so many I don't know already!

No probs Max - Emmerdeur you say... NOTING that one

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"Sonsy....Robust

Hurdies....Hips

Sonsy hurdies....Fat arse!

And you'll know all about that!!

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

Numpty = idiot, plonker, Jinty!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Numpty = idiot, plonker, Jinty!!!"

Jammybugger = a Lucky person = Bothy (he has Jinty

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Hope that's right max xx

lol that's all you need Che

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hope that's right max xx

lol that's all you need Che

xx"

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

Spuggy = sparrow

Chuckies = stone chips

Hoor = person of low virtue

Plamf = halfwit/numpty/idiot

Plunge = to stab or shag

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And to confuse the issue, some insults can become terms of affection - this is done by subtle nuance of tone and context in conversation... words like

Fanny, bawbag, hoor, eedjit etc

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Baffies I had never heard that one before but was informed by a Fifer that baffies means slippers lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Braw-good

Wheest- be quiet

Bampot- idiot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boak- you make me sick!

Gammie - to perform oral sex

Totti - potatoe

Edgy! - someone's coming lol

I've an Empty - free house to party

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By *areBares7778Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

Fukwit - a person who annoys the life out of you, normally what Dee calls me!!

Numpty - someone who is not too clever!!

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dung Funnel - Arse

Window Licker - Person of limited intelligence

Flange - lady garden/vagina

Gobble - the act of felatio

Rubbergub - gossiping gobshite

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Spuggy = sparrow

Chuckies = stone chips

Hoor = person of low virtue

Plamf = halfwit/numpty/idiot

Plunge = to stab or shag

What are stone chips??

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

"Spuggy = sparrow

Chuckies = stone chips

Hoor = person of low virtue

Plamf = halfwit/numpty/idiot

Plunge = to stab or shag

What are stone chips??

Like really, really big gravel that you put down in your garden

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Spuggy = sparrow

Chuckies = stone chips

Hoor = person of low virtue

Plamf = halfwit/numpty/idiot

Plunge = to stab or shag

What are stone chips??

Like really, really big gravel that you put down in your garden

Ah I see.

Oï dinnae roll yer eyes at me lassie lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getitrightupye....that's open to many answers lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gutties (don't pronounce the t's) - trainers.

Puggie - slot machine

Geggie - go-cart (also, bogie, or that maybe something you pick out your nose).

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By *rowleyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Eejit - idiot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ya dafty - not too clever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The first 2 profiles has the same display picture (kinda) lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The first 2 profiles has the same display picture (kinda) lol"

They did it deliberately to confuse us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The first 2 profiles has the same display picture (kinda) lol"

We're twins. She's the smart one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The first 2 profiles has the same display picture (kinda) lol

They did it deliberately to confuse us

We couldnae find our fingerless gloves....

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By *larkston chapMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Ginger - soda pop

Diddy - cool

Elkie & bahooky - posterior

Clatty - unclean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The first 2 profiles has the same display picture (kinda) lol

They did it deliberately to confuse us

We couldnae find our fingerless gloves....

I could put my glasses on

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By *larkston chapMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Meant fool not cool

What a diddy eh?

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"Numpty = idiot, plonker, Jinty!!!

Jammybugger = a Lucky person = Bothy (he has Jinty

A jammybugger? Hmmm.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The first 2 profiles has the same display picture (kinda) lol

They did it deliberately to confuse us

We couldnae find our fingerless gloves....

I could put my glasses on

Get it done sis!!!

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"The first 2 profiles has the same display picture (kinda) lol

We're twins. She's the smart one.

Thats for sure!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The first 2 profiles has the same display picture (kinda) lol

We're twins. She's the smart one.

Thats for sure!!!

You really are asking for it chummy!!!!!

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

A wee shite - a politician

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

A jobby - a polite way of saying shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yer arse! - don't believe yov

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"The first 2 profiles has the same display picture (kinda) lol

We're twins. She's the smart one.

Thats for sure!!!

You really are asking for it chummy!!!!!

Am I??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A smell shite - someones being economical with the truth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The first 2 profiles has the same display picture (kinda) lol

We're twins. She's the smart one.

... and she's the pretty one. ..

Mrs D... get them oot! (The Spex)

Bothy... I think Jintz is gonnnnnnagetcha (you love it)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A wee shite - a politician "

Lolol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Numpty = idiot, plonker, Jinty!!!

Jammybugger = a Lucky person = Bothy (he has Jinty

)

A jammybugger? Hmmm.......

YES!!!

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"Numpty = idiot, plonker, Jinty!!!

Jammybugger = a Lucky person = Bothy (he has Jinty

)

A jammybugger? Hmmm.......

YES!!!

Thinking about it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh merci Rouge... so many I don't know already!

I don't know any either!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Numpty = idiot, plonker, Jinty!!!

Jammybugger = a Lucky person = Bothy (he has Jinty

)

A jammybugger? Hmmm.......

YES!!!

Thinking about it!!

Easy up... you're a man... not your strong point

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooh merci Rouge... so many I don't know already!

I don't know any either! "

Away wi ye woman

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

A munchie box - a light supper available at all quality eateries.

A poke, usually of chips. A bag.

A supper, any of the delicious deep fried items, served with chips.

A Glasgow salad. Chips.

A pizza crunchie. Battered deep fried pizza. Those who wish a healthier option may opt for the deep fried pizza without the batter.

A Stonner, a sausage, wrapped in donor meat, battered and fried.

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Ooh merci Rouge... so many I don't know already!

I don't know any either! "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A munchie box - a light supper available at all quality eateries.

A poke, usually of chips. A bag.

A supper, any of the delicious deep fried items, served with chips.

A Glasgow salad. Chips.

A pizza crunchie. Battered deep fried pizza. Those who wish a healthier option may opt for the deep fried pizza without the batter.

A Stonner, a sausage, wrapped in donor meat, battered and fried.

Hmmm a stauner was a hard on where I grew up but then there are a few wee differences here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ya wee dancer - one who has just performed an act of brilliance!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Gaun yerself - oh well done you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wan singer wan song

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ger it round yeh - up yours.

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By *xplorer13Man
over a year ago

glenrothes

Why don't you just add each other to Facebook? This post seems more a tune to that than a swingers sight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fud or you can use the more formal version Fudbucket meaning idiot

Honking/Minging meaning smelly

Cludgie meaning toilet

Stramash - meaning either a right mixture of stuff or a fight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ya wee dancer - one who has just performed an act of brilliance!!"

I've always used "dancer" as chancer and a real chancer was a "Highland dancer"

But I'm a Westie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ya wee dancer - one who has just performed an act of brilliance!!

I've always used "dancer" as chancer and a real chancer was a "Highland dancer"

But I'm a Westie

Awe never mind MG! We can't all be perfect....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ya wee dancer - one who has just performed an act of brilliance!!

I've always used "dancer" as chancer and a real chancer was a "Highland dancer"

But I'm a Westie

Awe never mind MG! We can't all be perfect....

Don't be giving me that look Jintz

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"Ya wee dancer - one who has just performed an act of brilliance!!

I've always used "dancer" as chancer and a real chancer was a "Highland dancer"

But I'm a Westie

Awe never mind MG! We can't all be perfect....

Says she, coming from Gilly Gilly Ossenfeffer Katzenellen Bogen, which is in the East last time I looked. Poor Jinty!!

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Peely-wally - Means to look a bit ill.

Mandy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dunderheid - an idiot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Clipe! One who is indiscreet/let's a secret oot the bag/a grass

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By *ikilovesCCouple
over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness

"Choob"

And one we heard on our last trip to weegieworld was...

"resting bitch face"

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