FabSwingers.com forum: Things the other gender dont understand....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All the time i see on mens profiles and messages that they "love a woman in suspenders."

I was putting on my suspenders the other day and it struck me that if men had any idea how infuriatingly annoying it is trying to get them on in the first place they would feel slightly different! Honestly, the wee clip round the back is impossible.

So, what else annoys men and women that the other gender are blisfully unaware of?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leaving the toilets seat up

Then going to sit down to pee and the seat is wet!!!

Boak!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(Lee writing)

Morning glory and trying to pee.

Nessarosa..... hot flushes

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By *eliciouslySalaciousCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Leaving the toilets seat up

Then going to sit down to pee and the seat is wet!!!

Boak!!!!!!!!!!"

Leaving the toilet seat down! Then complaining when it gets pee'd on!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"All the time i see on mens profiles and messages that they "love a woman in suspenders."

So, what else annoys men and women that the other gender are blisfully unaware of?"
periods lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the time i see on mens profiles and messages that they "love a woman in suspenders."

So, what else annoys men and women that the other gender are blisfully unaware of?periods lol

Managing a ticking time bomb during a period

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"All the time i see on mens profiles and messages that they "love a woman in suspenders."

So, what else annoys men and women that the other gender are blisfully unaware of?periods lol

Managing a ticking time bomb during a period

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Thank god I dont get them anymore lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the time i see on mens profiles and messages that they "love a woman in suspenders."

So, what else annoys men and women that the other gender are blisfully unaware of?periods lol

Managing a ticking time bomb during a period

Thank god I dont get them anymore lol

Phew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women...dont get spatial awareness, reversing, geography/directions, "Yea dear your arse does look big in that try looking in a mirror rather than wntrap me in an argument about my insensitivity".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women...dont get spatial awareness, reversing, geography/directions, "Yea dear your arse does look big in that try looking in a mirror rather than wntrap me in an argument about my insensitivity".

Where's the fun in that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Women...dont get spatial awareness, reversing, geography/directions, "Yea dear your arse does look big in that try looking in a mirror rather than wntrap me in an argument about my insensitivity".

I would imagine that is a phrase you would use too often in your household

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

do the back clip first, you can arch your back and its easier.... if still awkward just turn the stocking tops round a bit, do the clip, turn them back again and then do the front clips

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By *horstrollMan
over a year ago

Caprona

Placing cellophane onto a pan hidden by the lowered seat. Truly toilet humour at its wettest...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the time i see on mens profiles and messages that they "love a woman in suspenders."

So, what else annoys men and women that the other gender are blisfully unaware of?"

I tend to force my men to wear stockings and suspenders on occasion just so they get that the struggle is real... and a new found appreciation of the lengths us ladies go to. Oh and then there is the joys of waxing for them to discover....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...wouldn't be the first time I've attached them before I've put them on. Bit like putting on tights then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How good it feels to take your bra off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How good it feels to take your bra off"

As soon as I wrote this i realised I just invited a guy to comment on how good it feels to take a girls bra off

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By *exy gentMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

I'll take you up.on that offer bunny,purely to understand woman better obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How good it feels to take your bra off

As soon as I wrote this i realised I just invited a guy to comment on how good it feels to take a girls bra off

I'm not a guy hunni but yea it's would feel good to take your bra off

But totally with bunny hoppy on this def a good feeling

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

"All the time i see on mens profiles and messages that they "love a woman in suspenders."

So, what else annoys men and women that the other gender are blisfully unaware of?"

If a gentleman wishes the lady to wear suspenders then he should at least have the manners to help attach them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How good it feels to take your bra off

As soon as I wrote this i realised I just invited a guy to comment on how good it feels to take a girls bra off

It was perfectly set up, like an open goal at football.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How good it feels to take your bra off"

This. And kicking off your shoes

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Erections dont have a on/off switch

After cumming my cock is so sensitive I cant stand it being touched

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 01/06/17 08:33:38]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women don't know when to shut up. ( here it comes )

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

"Women don't know when to shut up. ( here it comes )

Yes they do, they just don't want to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women don't know when to shut up. ( here it comes )

We do if you kiss us

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Women don't know when to shut up. ( here it comes )

We do if you kiss us

Or put something else in your mouth

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Women don't know when to shut up. ( here it comes )

We do if you kiss us

Or put something else in your mouth

Like a grape or strawberry maybe a chocolate

Penis or ball gag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women don't know when to shut up. ( here it comes )

We do if you kiss us

Or put something else in your mouth

Like a grape or strawberry maybe a chocolate

Penis or ball gag

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"How good it feels to take your bra off

This. And kicking off your shoes

Try kicking off your work boots at the end of a long day

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By *rowleyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"How good it feels to take your bra off

As soon as I wrote this i realised I just invited a guy to comment on how good it feels to take a girls bra off

I dunno... last time I did it didn't go that well

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By *rowleyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Erections dont have a on/off switch

After cumming my cock is so sensitive I cant stand it being touched

I find my erection does have an "on" switch.

It's turning it off is the hard part.

Pun intended.

But yes, so fucking sensitive when I've cum.

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

When you go for a pee and yer cock is stuck to your baws and you dont shake if down before peeing and it goes all over the place!!!

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By *owboy BebopMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Maps.... that's it just Maps !

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Shoes !! 4 pairs only is not enough to get by on lol !!

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

"Shoes !! 4 pairs only is not enough to get by on lol !!

Trainees, boots, open toes, flats

...one for all occasions right there!

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Shoes !! 4 pairs only is not enough to get by on lol !!

Four new pairs to choose from per day is a bit much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How hard it is for bigger boobs and ass to squeeze into sexy outfits

I'm sweating after getting into my PVC effect dress tonight. Thank good someone else will be taking it oiff me haha

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Time we need to get ready for a night out

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

That when we say we fancy an early night we really do mean to sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women don't know when to shut up. ( here it comes )

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

"Women don't know when to shut up. ( here it comes )

There's a YouTube clip from QI about that. Cracks me up every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peeing with a hard on. Thats not fun ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The frustration of being multitasked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much of a pain in the backside suspenders are trying to put on

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

"How much of a pain in the backside suspenders are trying to put on

Hence why I no longer bother lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am going to say time keeping. I don't get how someone can always be so late haha

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By *outhsider69Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"How much of a pain in the backside suspenders are trying to put on

Hold ups just as sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Agree hold ups are the way forward from now on

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By *outhsider69Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"Agree hold ups are the way forward from now on "

Me'n'Oldie, Bridging the gender gap one issue at a time

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By *ero666Man
over a year ago

fife

How hard it actually is trying to hide an erection at work after being seduced all day with pms

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

Men don't realise that there's always a draught

*Newsflash* Woman cold!!

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