FabSwingers.com forum: Help !!! Sexual Dysfunction

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

my lovely doctor told me 28 days ago that the side effects of my new pills may cause sexual dysfunction....

I did chuckle..... fuck, I have been sexually dysfunctional for years...

alas, I have found myself barred from Edinburgh Zoo..

I have tried to explain to the authorities that it is an easy mistake to confuse the ' waddle ' of the male antartic penguin as a slight 'mince'..

that I have only ' borrowed ' the anaconda from the reptile house to snap a new pic in my pink pants to maximise bulge... and the stiffening that caused will subside and he will be normal and bendy again soon.....

and as for the group session in the monkey house ...

can we start a petition to allow me back ....... please.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OOOOOOOPS

Sorry, I mis-read the title,

I thought it said "Help with Sexual Dyson-Function"

I was interested in which Dyson attachtment worked best

PS ( We R still kinda new here, so glad to see U back View, we have heard about the legend, Im glad to C U back and hopefully feeling better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl......... Man, you need help!!

S&Cxxx

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By *1cebren4uWoman
over a year ago

clydebank

pmsl you are so so funny garry thats why we all love and miss you come on get yer ass back into chat its not the same with out you love you lots brenny xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

signs the petition lol

welcome back missed you on here

big boobie hug xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

awrite dude, i'll signup but it will cost u

(no much mind as u know ma easy) xx

Keep up the good work - made me smile xx

Malc xx

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

omg view u make me laugh so much pmsl here

hope the KING of swing will be back with a bang

soon lol

tgc babes

luv jacs

xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finally nice to see you posting again mate hopefully see you in chat soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great to see you ain't lost that legendary sense of humor Garry m8 , hope your well and look forward to seeing you back in chat when your ready m8.

tc m8 ....XXXXXXXX FROM VEE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

keep taking the pills hun

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By *rs kemeaCouple
over a year ago

angus

good to see ya back fella............

Though got to agree with Jo, keep taking the pills lol

kev

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought it said "Help with Sexual Dyson-Function"

Talking of Dyson, Where's Bren?

;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

aww ma wee queen is about again yipeeee

love ya loads

oi garry i think rocknrolla has ya pink panties on lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ach stop yur bitchin mary boy team up wie fugy and go dug pumpin you'll no need a zoo pass then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cool,lol, im on a roll with charitable good causes,paid the girl at work £10 to walk round edinburgh with her bra proudly on display (cancer research UK),been to supermarket n put £1 in bucket for some pipe band i never heard of,lol,whats this one gona be called? lol

T xx

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By *inesawineWoman
over a year ago

fife

Im signing babes. Hurry back

xxxMinesxxxx

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

"Cool,lol, im on a roll with charitable good causes,paid the girl at work £10 to walk round edinburgh with her bra proudly on display (cancer research UK),been to supermarket n put £1 in bucket for some pipe band i never heard of,lol,whats this one gona be called? lol

T xx"

good to have you back garry xxxxxxxxx

maybe reptile dysfunction or do we start calling dr view the animal sexologist, consultant to horny and unsatisfied animals

ps i better since hercy up for it noo his bulldog toy about worn out lol

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By *oonboyMan
over a year ago

livingston

thank fuk for this post.......im sick of having to mince about trying to keep up with your previous rep......i havehad to do daily battles with fugy over who has the most bi-ness...(he wins by the way) so welcome back mate....cant wait to chat to you about cushions,diva tv and the like LOLOLOLOL

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

did you mention Diva Toon ?? where, where am I needed? , got my Mariah and Whitney sorted, sparkles on, best centre parting, and a hint of channel number 5....

on ma way dude ....

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By *cots70Couple
over a year ago

west lothian

ok view ..what ya done wi fugy? ...as that sounds sooooooooo him ..lol

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