FabSwingers.com forum: Chill fat arse

By *andCforfun OP Couple
over a year ago

Inverness

A very lovely response to someone who I refused because he clearly hadn't read our profile, made me chuckle as he was up for meeting my fat arse before I refused him. Reported to admin anyways and blocked.

So how's everyone's day been, I had a great one working at my new job then coffee with a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favorite ever response was something like "ignorant Scottish c#nt with a shit football team"

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By *andCforfun OP Couple
over a year ago

Inverness

"My favorite ever response was something like "ignorant Scottish c#nt with a shit football team"

That's actually brilliantly bad

Some people x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have not had any messages like that yet

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By *andCforfun OP Couple
over a year ago

Inverness

"We have not had any messages like that yet

It's been a while since we have had one, I used to get them a lot on my singles profile.

I think the last one that did something similar liked the pics on our couples profile and my singles profile and then copied and pasted the male halves profile word for word on his, when I pointed this out he called me fat.

But there is some lovely people on fab too.

Buttons xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This kind of stuff boggles my brain! If they actually thought this then why did they message in the first place?!

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

I think the worst was receiving a no chance

I responded

Pity. But good luck

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You need luck, I don't. I've had 150 plus messages.

I returned

Very true

Then came back.

PISS OFF. And stop messaging me

I thought I was being polite????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think the worst was receiving a no chance

I responded

Pity. But good luck

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You need luck, I don't. I've had 150 plus messages.

I returned

Very true

Then came back.

PISS OFF. And stop messaging me

I thought I was being polite????"

150 messages?! Someone get that woman a chocolate watch!

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

"I think the worst was receiving a no chance

I responded

Pity. But good luck

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You need luck, I don't. I've had 150 plus messages.

I returned

Very true

Then came back.

PISS OFF. And stop messaging me

I thought I was being polite????

150 messages?! Someone get that woman a chocolate watch!

Think she was new

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By *andCforfun OP Couple
over a year ago

Inverness

"This kind of stuff boggles my brain! If they actually thought this then why did they message in the first place?! "

Maybe some people would actually sleep with anything

Tbh I don't get it either, I mean not everyone is for everyone no need to get personal.

I'm curious to know how he knew I had a fat arse I took those pics down a few days ago after some guy started slagging of my other half and we still don't have a clue who he was, but knew us.

Buttons xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think the worst was receiving a no chance

I responded

Pity. But good luck

Received back

You need luck, I don't. I've had 150 plus messages.

I returned

Very true

Then came back.

PISS OFF. And stop messaging me

I thought I was being polite????

150 messages?! Someone get that woman a chocolate watch!

Think she was new"

New or not, people like that are far to up their own arse!bet she Wouldn't even get a lick of an empty shot glass if she was out in a club!

Meeh, you were respectful, that's all that matters.

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By *andCforfun OP Couple
over a year ago

Inverness

"I think the worst was receiving a no chance

I responded

Pity. But good luck

Received back

You need luck, I don't. I've had 150 plus messages.

I returned

Very true

Then came back.

PISS OFF. And stop messaging me

I thought I was being polite????

150 messages?! Someone get that woman a chocolate watch!

Think she was new"

I've had that many messages in a day on my singles profile, it's pretty overwhelming, draining trying to respond to that many messages. I'm glad I have hidden it.

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

"I think the worst was receiving a no chance

I responded

Pity. But good luck

Received back

You need luck, I don't. I've had 150 plus messages.

I returned

Very true

Then came back.

PISS OFF. And stop messaging me

I thought I was being polite????

150 messages?! Someone get that woman a chocolate watch!

Think she was new

New or not, people like that are far to up their own arse!bet she Wouldn't even get a lick of an empty shot glass if she was out in a club!

Meeh, you were respectful, that's all that matters. "

Manners cost nothing. I'm definitely not everyone's cuppa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This kind of stuff boggles my brain! If they actually thought this then why did they message in the first place?!

Maybe some people would actually sleep with anything

Tbh I don't get it either, I mean not everyone is for everyone, no need to get personal.

I'm curious to know how he knew I had a fat arse I took those pics down a few days ago after some guy started slagging of my other half and we still don't have a clue who he was, but knew us.

Buttons xx"

You do get creepy weirdos on here. Just brush it off, I'm sure your arse is lovely

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By *andCforfun OP Couple
over a year ago

Inverness

"This kind of stuff boggles my brain! If they actually thought this then why did they message in the first place?!

Maybe some people would actually sleep with anything

Tbh I don't get it either, I mean not everyone is for everyone, no need to get personal.

I'm curious to know how he knew I had a fat arse I took those pics down a few days ago after some guy started slagging of my other half and we still don't have a clue who he was, but knew us.

Buttons xx

You do get creepy weirdos on here. Just brush it off, I'm sure your arse is lovely

It has a tremendous sense of value

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

"This kind of stuff boggles my brain! If they actually thought this then why did they message in the first place?!

Maybe some people would actually sleep with anything

Tbh I don't get it either, I mean not everyone is for everyone, no need to get personal.

I'm curious to know how he knew I had a fat arse I took those pics down a few days ago after some guy started slagging of my other half and we still don't have a clue who he was, but knew us.

Buttons xx

You do get creepy weirdos on here. Just brush it off, I'm sure your arse is lovely

It has a tremendous sense of value

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't deny it's entertaining... my view is take the high ground and as the late great Bill Hicks said about life... it's just a ride... ohhhheer a ride, that's why we're all here innit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is nothing wrong with a womans fat arse

Just sayin

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

"A very lovely response to someone who I refused because he clearly hadn't read our profile, made me chuckle as he was up for meeting my fat arse before I refused him. Reported to admin anyways and blocked.

So how's everyone's day been, I had a great one working at my new job then coffee with a friend

hero to zero I politely declined someone and he said I was going to stand you up anyway cos your ugly!

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By *andCforfun OP Couple
over a year ago

Inverness

So how's everyone's day been, I had a great one working at my new job then coffee with a friend

hero to zero I politely declined someone and he said I was going to stand you up anyway cos your ugly!"

He sounds like a fine gentleman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once got whiplash from how quickly I went from sexy to fat slag

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By *andCforfun OP Couple
over a year ago

Inverness

"I once got whiplash from how quickly I went from sexy to fat slag

Did you put a claim in?

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I've heard these and worse but then it makes idiots like me look good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once got whiplash from how quickly I went from sexy to fat slag

Hahahahaha?! Sorry, I shouldn't laugh but that was funny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once got whiplash from how quickly I went from sexy to fat slag

Did you put a claim in?"

Damn

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By *andCforfun OP Couple
over a year ago

Inverness

"I once got whiplash from how quickly I went from sexy to fat slag

Did you put a claim in?

Damn

Just wait until you get one of those accident claim phonecalls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yea I've had stuck up slut a few times , think I'm better than them apparently , ehh yes clearly with your bad attitude and small cock hahaha honestly Im sitting thinking yea mate that's why I get to meet and socialise with more women than you it's called having manners and I suppose you have to have the brains and balls to know how to handle a women in the bed room better leaving it to me

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By *andCforfun OP Couple
over a year ago

Inverness

"Yea I've had stuck up slut a few times , think I'm better than them apparently , ehh yes clearly with your bad attitude and small cock hahaha honestly Im sitting thinking yea mate that's why I get to meet and socialise with more women than you it's called having manners and I suppose you have to have the brains and balls to know how to handle a women in the bed room better leaving it to me

I hope that's how you respond to them

I would love to go to socials but living in the Highlands there Is no clubs. Talked about doing group socials but worry about the wrong people turning up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope that's how you respond to them

I would love to go to socials but living in the Highlands there Is no clubs. Talked about doing group socials but worry about the wrong people turning up"

Depends what mood I'm in lol , must be difficult xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take these guys haven't had any meets and are new to fab? The amount of shit messages you ladies get must be draining or do you just learn to ignore the muppets? I would get sick if it very quickly

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By *andCforfun OP Couple
over a year ago

Inverness

"I take these guys haven't had any meets and are new to fab? The amount of shit messages you ladies get must be draining or do you just learn to ignore the muppets? I would get sick if it very quickly"

No some of them have been heavily verified

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By *andCforfun OP Couple
over a year ago

Inverness

I hope that's how you respond to them

I would love to go to socials but living in the Highlands there Is no clubs. Talked about doing group socials but worry about the wrong people turning up

Depends what mood I'm in lol , must be difficult xx

Hopefully something will come up, been chatting to some couples for a couples social x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the whole hiding behind the keyboard thing then I suppose, absolute idiots!

Thankfully I don't have to put up with that crap! Most ladies must be more respectful

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By *andCforfun OP Couple
over a year ago

Inverness

"It's the whole hiding behind the keyboard thing then I suppose, absolute idiots!

Thankfully I don't have to put up with that crap! Most ladies must be more respectful

Surprisingly I've had abuse from woman (new profiles so maybe men) and couples for refusing them also. But the world takes all sorts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your right but still just no need, I don't get it but don't think anyone does. Live and let live

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's the whole hiding behind the keyboard thing then I suppose, absolute idiots!

Thankfully I don't have to put up with that crap! Most ladies must be more respectful

Surprisingly I've had abuse from woman (new profiles so maybe men) and couples for refusing them also. But the world takes all sorts

Yes it's not just men I've had pushy couples and women to xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe they don't think I'm worth slagging hahaha not many public pics to go by anyway

Lovely pics ladies. Cherub you have a lovely figure, very hot

Enjoy your evening ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Manners cost nothing. Even us single guys do have them.

Sent pics and no reply... best to leave that as a polite no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My favorite ever response was something like "ignorant Scottish c#nt with a shit football team"

At least he got one thing right

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"It's the whole hiding behind the keyboard thing then I suppose, absolute idiots!

Thankfully I don't have to put up with that crap! Most ladies must be more respectful

Surprisingly I've had abuse from woman (new profiles so maybe men) and couples for refusing them also. But the world takes all sorts

Yes it's not just men I've had pushy couples and women to xx

Ffs stop going on about it...

K x

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

I usually don't even get the courtesy of an abusive reply!

Most days just seem to be ignored.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe they don't think I'm worth slagging hahaha not many public pics to go by anyway

Lovely pics ladies. Cherub you have a lovely figure, very hot

Enjoy your evening ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's the whole hiding behind the keyboard thing then I suppose, absolute idiots!

Thankfully I don't have to put up with that crap! Most ladies must be more respectful

Surprisingly I've had abuse from woman (new profiles so maybe men) and couples for refusing them also. But the world takes all sorts

Yes it's not just men I've had pushy couples and women to xx

Ffs stop going on about it...

K x"

Haha ohh my it's sexy tits herself I'm gonna ruin you

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By *andCforfun OP Couple
over a year ago

Inverness

Evening folks. Male half here. Just trying to catch up on this one.

Having a couples profile has really opened my eyes to the type of headbangers that are on here! I have to look twice at some of them! I never understand the reason for getting nasty with anyone on here. As has been said before. Not everyone is for everyone! But idiots like that guy really don't make it any easier for decent single guys on here

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By *nvercoupleCouple
over a year ago

Inverness

The problem is he will be back on a new profile because the site admins dont really care.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My favorite ever response was something like "ignorant Scottish c#nt with a shit football team"

lol,,people like that are hilarious,,best thing is to laugh at them.

btw,,fabulous piccies

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By *andCforfun OP Couple
over a year ago

Inverness

"My favorite ever response was something like "ignorant Scottish c#nt with a shit football team"

lol,,people like that are hilarious,,best thing is to laugh at them.

btw,,fabulous piccies"

Cracking pics indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well atleast it's a fat ass that he won't get to touch. Plus, you don't even have an arse photo! It's probably a wee bony skinny one haha

People can be such knobs for no reason, what's the point? There's enough grief for everyone in our every day lives, no need to give it out here.

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By *andCforfun OP Couple
over a year ago

Inverness

"Well atleast it's a fat ass that he won't get to touch. Plus, you don't even have an arse photo! It's probably a wee bony skinny one haha

People can be such knobs for no reason, what's the point? There's enough grief for everyone in our every day lives, no need to give it out here."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you's actully got responded too

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

So how's everyone's day been, I had a great one working at my new job then coffee with a friend

Buttons.....i still want to play naked twister with you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loved the one who responded to my no thanks by saying I wouldn't fuxk you anyway you fat mess, only if I could guarantee my mates would never find out. Have a wash and put the pies down.

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By *andCforfun OP Couple
over a year ago

Inverness

"Well atleast it's a fat ass that he won't get to touch. Plus, you don't even have an arse photo! It's probably a wee bony skinny one haha

People can be such knobs for no reason, what's the point? There's enough grief for everyone in our every day lives, no need to give it out here."

I'll say it again, my ass has tremendous value lol its not skinny I'm anything but skinny have you seen the size of my jugs!

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By *andCforfun OP Couple
over a year ago

Inverness

So how's everyone's day been, I had a great one working at my new job then coffee with a friend

Buttons.....i still want to play naked twister with you xx"

We could have a baked twister social with others

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By *andCforfun OP Couple
over a year ago

Inverness

So how's everyone's day been, I had a great one working at my new job then coffee with a friend

Buttons.....i still want to play naked twister with you xx

We could have a baked twister social with others "

Naked! Stupid autocorrect and tiredness

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By *andCforfun OP Couple
over a year ago

Inverness

"Loved the one who responded to my no thanks by saying I wouldn't fuxk you anyway you fat mess, only if I could guarantee my mates would never find out. Have a wash and put the pies down.

What a charmer! Block!

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By *andCforfun OP Couple
over a year ago

Inverness

I put a bum pic public, It's my bum and I like it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I put a bum pic public, It's my bum and I like it!!"

It looks like an incredibly nice bottom too

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By *andCforfun OP Couple
over a year ago

Inverness

"I put a bum pic public, It's my bum and I like it!!

It looks like an incredibly nice bottom too

Aww shucks, thanks xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a couple off bum pics up, it's a fat ass but it's all mine.

Anyway cracking profile AandC

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By *ndybhoy92Man
over a year ago

paislet

"My favorite ever response was something like "ignorant Scottish c#nt with a shit football team"

Well i do not know about that unless you surport rangers

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By *exy gentMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"I put a bum pic public, It's my bum and I like it!!"

And a lovely bum it is.

I get pissed off at the amount t of abusive messages I hear people receiving,absolutely no need for it EVER

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was going great with a member on here ,had arranged a social and just dropped in that I was English ( it hadn't come up before cause most folk think I Scottish living up here) I got a message back saying she would rather hump a camel then meet me,

my response of can I video that got me blocked and reported

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was going great with a member on here ,had arranged a social and just dropped in that I was English ( it hadn't come up before cause most folk think I Scottish living up here) I got a message back saying she would rather hump a camel then meet me,

my response of can I video that got me blocked and reported

Some guy approached me in a bar around the time of IndyRef and told me he'd been watching me all night and he thought I was stunning blah blah blah. He asked my name and if I wanted a drink and when I started speaking in my mellow scouse accent he looked disgusted! Said sorry he doesn't associate with English scum and that it was such a shame I was English

Couldn't be bothered showing him my ID that shows I was born in Glasgow

Their loss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man messaged me wanting to meet me .I replied sorry not meeting as I have met someone. He replies your fat old and ugly anyway .I left fab and joined again after a while .He messaged me again wanting to meet .I reminded him of what he said. Then blocked him again .It's horrible how some people are on here.

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By *addy003Man
over a year ago

Irvine / Ayr

Do guys actually come out with that crap? No wonder we singles have a bad name!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My opinion is the longer the women is on fab the more crap she's has had to put up with and become a bit more selective and fussy with who you have chat with nevermind a hook up .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my response of can I video that got me blocked and reported

Couldn't be bothered showing him my ID that shows I was born in Glasgow

Their loss"

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

So how's everyone's day been, I had a great one working at my new job then coffee with a friend

Buttons.....i still want to play naked twister with you xx

We could have a baked twister social with others

Naked! Stupid autocorrect and tiredness "

I was going to say-i cant bake for sh*t!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We declined an offer to have my "fanny smashed and owned" to which the hormone addled future rapist replied "If my dog tried to hump you I would have it put down!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm 'that fat chick who has a high opinion of herself'.

Yup. This fat chick still ain't meeting you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to be said though, some females aren't so polite when declining guys advances on here.

Always takes polite no thanks or even no reply with good grace.

Some females on here do thrive on a good put down

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By *andCforfun OP Couple
over a year ago

Inverness

"We declined an offer to have my "fanny smashed and owned" to which the hormone addled future rapist replied "If my dog tried to hump you I would have it put down!"

guys on here never cease to amaze! And then wonder why single men get such a hard time!

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By *andCforfun OP Couple
over a year ago

Inverness

So how's everyone's day been, I had a great one working at my new job then coffee with a friend

Buttons.....i still want to play naked twister with you xx

We could have a baked twister social with others

Naked! Stupid autocorrect and tiredness

I was going to say-i cant bake for sh*t!"

I can't bake either! Properly stresses me out if I try, I've destroyed kitchens trying to make crispie cakes.

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By *wallow all givenMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Fat ass sit on my face anytime

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