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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

If I was, right now, to put my hand in your pocket or your handbag, name on item that I would find

Ps: Am bracing myself knowing some of you lol

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

*one item

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hardon

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Ok, I'll go for the obvious...

You wouldn't find a gun, but you'd know I'm just pleased to see you.

Actually, I have a security pod. It opens doors!

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By *onkinmadMan
over a year ago

the place to be


"If I was, right now, to put my hand in your pocket or your handbag, name on item that I would find

Ps: Am bracing myself knowing some of you lol "

theres a hole in my pocket lol THATS HANDY lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"If I was, right now, to put my hand in your pocket or your handbag, name on item that I would find

Ps: Am bracing myself knowing some of you lol

theres a hole in my pocket lol THATS HANDY lol "

A Handbook on how to wind people up

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By *onkinmadMan
over a year ago

the place to be

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

At this moment?

A bag of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A finger trap. Careful now!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"A finger trap. Careful now! "
a hotel key & some condoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Other than the obvious, some small change and a chocolate bar

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Ok, I'll go for the obvious...

You wouldn't find a gun, but you'd know I'm just pleased to see you.

Actually, I have a security pod. It opens doors! "

Lol Red

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"A finger trap. Careful now! "

Guess my hand isn't welcome lol

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Other than the obvious, some small change and a chocolate bar "

Snatching the chocolate bar

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"If I was, right now, to put my hand in your pocket or your handbag, name on item that I would find

Ps: Am bracing myself knowing some of you lol

theres a hole in my pocket lol THATS HANDY lol A Handbook on how to wind people up "

Was gonna say something else but best not lol

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By *onkinmadMan
over a year ago

the place to be


"If I was, right now, to put my hand in your pocket or your handbag, name on item that I would find

Ps: Am bracing myself knowing some of you lol

theres a hole in my pocket lol THATS HANDY lol A Handbook on how to wind people up

Was gonna say something else but best not lol "

Aww lol do tell

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Other than the obvious, some small change and a chocolate bar "
and what would the obvious be cheeky lol

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By *eADevilCouple
over a year ago

Blantyre

You would find £20 in each pocket. Uh ohhh ive got someone elses trousers on again ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Other than the obvious, some small change and a chocolate bar

Snatching the chocolate bar "

So long as you don't mind being pursued as I try to snatch it back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Other than the obvious, some small change and a chocolate bar and what would the obvious be cheeky lol"

If you have to ask think you'd be best just finding out for yourself lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dog poo bags, you did ask lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A screwdriver.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A butt plug

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Other than the obvious, some small change and a chocolate bar and what would the obvious be cheeky lol

If you have to ask think you'd be best just finding out for yourself lol "

oh I know whats in my pockets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The remote for the love eggs in Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Other than the obvious, some small change and a chocolate bar and what would the obvious be cheeky lol

If you have to ask think you'd be best just finding out for yourself lol oh I know whats in my pockets "

Guess I might have to try slipping my hand in then...

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Other than the obvious, some small change and a chocolate bar and what would the obvious be cheeky lol

If you have to ask think you'd be best just finding out for yourself lol oh I know whats in my pockets

Guess I might have to try slipping my hand in then... "

oh im not sure what that is in your pocket il need to take my time to get it right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Other than the obvious, some small change and a chocolate bar and what would the obvious be cheeky lol

If you have to ask think you'd be best just finding out for yourself lol oh I know whats in my pockets

Guess I might have to try slipping my hand in then... oh im not sure what that is in your pocket il need to take my time to get it right "

Take as much time as you need, gives me more time to rummage through your own

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Other than the obvious, some small change and a chocolate bar and what would the obvious be cheeky lol

If you have to ask think you'd be best just finding out for yourself lol oh I know whats in my pockets

Guess I might have to try slipping my hand in then... oh im not sure what that is in your pocket il need to take my time to get it right

Take as much time as you need, gives me more time to rummage through your own "

lol mwahh

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"You would find £20 in each pocket. Uh ohhh ive got someone elses trousers on again ??"

£20 in each pocket!

Speak about not putting all your eggs in the same basket lol

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Other than the obvious, some small change and a chocolate bar

Snatching the chocolate bar

So long as you don't mind being pursued as I try to snatch it back "

Got my trainers on

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"The remote for the love eggs in Mrs "

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Dog poo bags, you did ask lol"

Lol I did

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Dog poo bags, you did ask lol

Lol I did "

ruby red lipsticks

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Dog poo bags, you did ask lol

Lol I did ruby red lipsticks "

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"A screwdriver."

Big pocket

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area


"Other than the obvious, some small change and a chocolate bar "

Urrrrgh melted chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Other than the obvious, some small change and a chocolate bar

Snatching the chocolate bar

So long as you don't mind being pursued as I try to snatch it back

Got my trainers on "

Good good, will enjoy my chocolate even more after a little work out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Other than the obvious, some small change and a chocolate bar

Urrrrgh melted chocolate"

And here I thought melted chocolate went perfectly on this site lol

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By *ittlemissnaughtybutniceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

A purse containing condoms & lube.

R

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Chewing gum and buttons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tickets for a pub quiz I should think

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Tickets for a pub quiz I should think"
A diary full of his reliable fem friends numbers

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By *eeBexxWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

Snotty hankie lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Snotty hankie lol"
I only use disposable tissues and throw away afterwards

A handbook of put downs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tickets for a pub quiz I should think A diary full of his reliable fem friends numbers "

Mortally wounded to my heart.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Tickets for a pub quiz I should think A diary full of his reliable fem friends numbers

Mortally wounded to my heart."

hands Jim one of my tissues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tickets for a pub quiz I should think A diary full of his reliable fem friends numbers

Mortally wounded to my heart.hands Jim one of my tissues "

Passes it back,"I only use silk ones".

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Tickets for a pub quiz I should think A diary full of his reliable fem friends numbers

Mortally wounded to my heart.hands Jim one of my tissues

Passes it back,"I only use silk ones"."

oh get you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tickets for a pub quiz I should think A diary full of his reliable fem friends numbers

Mortally wounded to my heart.hands Jim one of my tissues

Passes it back,"I only use silk ones".oh get you "

Only the very best of everything for me don't you know.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Tickets for a pub quiz I should think A diary full of his reliable fem friends numbers

Mortally wounded to my heart.hands Jim one of my tissues

Passes it back,"I only use silk ones".oh get you

Only the very best of everything for me don't you know. "

oh I know that ....enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Max do you really want to know what's in my handbag

My lippy of course a sachet of candy lube and a ladies door sign from a bar the other night (max will get that)

Ohh and perfume always

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

OMG!!!

Cherub!!!!! You can't walk around with THAT in your bag all day!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Earth sleeving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OMG!!!

Cherub!!!!! You can't walk around with THAT in your bag all day!! "

Why not you never know when a cherub will need some lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A condom

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"OMG!!!

Cherub!!!!! You can't walk around with THAT in your bag all day!!

Why not you never know when a cherub will need some lube "

Lube yes....but not that monster!!

Made my eyes water just looking at it

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Max do you really want to know what's in my handbag

My lippy of course a sachet of candy lube and a ladies door sign from a bar the other night (max will get that)

Ohh and perfume always "

Haha that some size of handbag you must have lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pack of mayonnaise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"pack of mayonnaise "

Lol is that a little sachet I always have a little salt and pepper sachet to season things in my handbag xx

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"pack of mayonnaise

Lol is that a little sachet I always have a little salt and pepper sachet to season things in my handbag xx"

Yeah but that's because of your love of good food

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

A couple of golf tees and ball marker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"pack of mayonnaise

Lol is that a little sachet I always have a little salt and pepper sachet to season things in my handbag xx

Yeah but that's because of your love of good food "

And because no one seasons food correctly xx

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"pack of mayonnaise

Lol is that a little sachet I always have a little salt and pepper sachet to season things in my handbag xx

Yeah but that's because of your love of good food

And because no one seasons food correctly xx "

Ok ok. I'm sorry.

Note to everyone : apparently, according to Cherub, 'that' isn't food and you can't call special sauce seasoning just because you put it on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"pack of mayonnaise

Lol is that a little sachet I always have a little salt and pepper sachet to season things in my handbag xx

Yeah but that's because of your love of good food

And because no one seasons food correctly xx

Ok ok. I'm sorry.

Note to everyone : apparently, according to Cherub, 'that' isn't food and you can't call special sauce seasoning just because you put it on it "

Note to everyone: Andy is about to get his ass kicked

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"pack of mayonnaise

Lol is that a little sachet I always have a little salt and pepper sachet to season things in my handbag xx

Yeah but that's because of your love of good food

And because no one seasons food correctly xx

Ok ok. I'm sorry.

Note to everyone : apparently, according to Cherub, 'that' isn't food and you can't call special sauce seasoning just because you put it on it

Note to everyone: Andy is about to get his ass kicked "

Whaaaaaaat?

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

A condom?

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"A condom? "

Are you asking us or telling us lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pudsey bear keyring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I was, right now, to put my hand in your pocket or your handbag, name on item that I would find

Ps: Am bracing myself knowing some of you lol "

Earplugs.

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"If I was, right now, to put my hand in your pocket or your handbag, name on item that I would find

Ps: Am bracing myself knowing some of you lol

Earplugs.

"

I'll snatch that, thanks

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Max, If I were to slip my hand into your pocket, what would I find?

Apart from finding myself in court for indecent behaviour!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Headphones pouch, 2 new pound coins and a super Mario keyring!

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

Screws, bolts and insulating tape

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Nothing right now.

Currently at home, and when at home, everything just tends to be on my desk.

Mandy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I was, right now, to put my hand in your pocket or your handbag, name on item that I would find

Ps: Am bracing myself knowing some of you lol "

A tin of petit pois

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Max, If I were to slip my hand into your pocket, what would I find?

Apart from finding myself in court for indecent behaviour!!!

"

Haha... Before the court bit... You would find ma hand not so delicately in contact with your face lol

You would find my watch Red x

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"If I was, right now, to put my hand in your pocket or your handbag, name on item that I would find

Ps: Am bracing myself knowing some of you lol

A tin of petit pois "

Haha next to the 'Red' lippy

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Max, why have you got Cherubs knickers????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I was, right now, to put my hand in your pocket or your handbag, name on item that I would find

Ps: Am bracing myself knowing some of you lol

A tin of petit pois

Haha next to the 'Red' lippy "

perfect my dear xXx

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"If I was, right now, to put my hand in your pocket or your handbag, name on item that I would find

Ps: Am bracing myself knowing some of you lol

A tin of petit pois

Haha next to the 'Red' lippy

perfect my dear xXx"

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I was, right now, to put my hand in your pocket or your handbag, name on item that I would find

Ps: Am bracing myself knowing some of you lol

A tin of petit pois

Haha next to the 'Red' lippy

perfect my dear xXx

xx "

If you need any help with choosing a shade let me know

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"You would find ma hand not so delicately in contact with your face lol

"

Mmmmm, feisty!

I'd prefer spanking to slapping. I suspect you're adept at both!

xx

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By *p4funduoCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Absolutely nothing as i am on a beach

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

Car key in left pocket n a surprise in the right

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"You would find ma hand not so delicately in contact with your face lol

Mmmmm, feisty!

I'd prefer spanking to slapping. I suspect you're adept at both!

xx"

Moi? xx

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"If I was, right now, to put my hand in your pocket or your handbag, name on item that I would find

Ps: Am bracing myself knowing some of you lol

A tin of petit pois

Haha next to the 'Red' lippy

perfect my dear xXx

xx

If you need any help with choosing a shade let me know "

I defo will

.

.

And I have no pocket at the mo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wallet

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"My wallet "

Hopefully full of cash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My wallet

Hopefully full of cash "

Cards are king these days lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Car keys. Just need a fruit bowl

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"My wallet

Hopefully full of cash

Cards are king these days lol"

True, don't forget loyalty cards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Painkillers, just had a shoulder op today so I'm afraid my answer is boring.

I'm going through a Thorntons toffee phase so there may be wee small bits left...until I finds them and eats them...

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Car keys. Just need a fruit bowl "

lol

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Painkillers, just had a shoulder op today so I'm afraid my answer is boring.

I'm going through a Thorntons toffee phase so there may be wee small bits left...until I finds them and eats them..."

Awww, speedy recovery Kid. Hopefully they gave you strong painkillers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No pockets here

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

Cutting a hole in trouser pockets

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Cutting a hole in trouser pockets "

Avoid!

I go with the no pocket lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Painkillers, just had a shoulder op today so I'm afraid my answer is boring.

I'm going through a Thorntons toffee phase so there may be wee small bits left...until I finds them and eats them..."

Get well soon wally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Painkillers, just had a shoulder op today so I'm afraid my answer is boring.

I'm going through a Thorntons toffee phase so there may be wee small bits left...until I finds them and eats them...

Get well soon wally "

Cheers fella ( also thanks Nawty Max)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"pack of mayonnaise

Lol is that a little sachet I always have a little salt and pepper sachet to season things in my handbag xx"

yes. seem to have the waste not want not attitude. take them if not used

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