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"If I was, right now, to put my hand in your pocket or your handbag, name on item that I would find
Ps: Am bracing myself knowing some of you lol "theres a hole in my pocket  lol THATS HANDY lol | |||
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"If I was, right now, to put my hand in your pocket or your handbag, name on item that I would find
Ps: Am bracing myself knowing some of you lol
theres a hole in my pocket lol THATS HANDY lol "A Handbook on how to wind people up  | |||
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"A finger trap. Careful now!  "a hotel key & some condoms | |||
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"Ok, I'll go for the obvious... You wouldn't find a gun, but you'd know I'm just pleased to see you. Actually, I have a security pod. It opens doors! " Lol Red | |||
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"A finger trap. Careful now! "Guess my hand isn't welcome lol | |||
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"Other than the obvious, some small change and a chocolate bar "Snatching the chocolate bar  | |||
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"If I was, right now, to put my hand in your pocket or your handbag, name on item that I would find
Ps: Am bracing myself knowing some of you lol
theres a hole in my pocket lol THATS HANDY lol A Handbook on how to wind people up "Was gonna say something else but best not lol | |||
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"If I was, right now, to put my hand in your pocket or your handbag, name on item that I would find
Ps: Am bracing myself knowing some of you lol
theres a hole in my pocket lol THATS HANDY lol A Handbook on how to wind people up
Was gonna say something else but best not lol "Aww lol do tell  | |||
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"Other than the obvious, some small change and a chocolate bar "and what would the obvious be cheeky lol | |||
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"Other than the obvious, some small change and a chocolate bar
Snatching the chocolate bar "So long as you don't mind being pursued as I try to snatch it back | |||
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"Other than the obvious, some small change and a chocolate bar and what would the obvious be cheeky lol"If you have to ask think you'd be best just finding out for yourself lol | |||
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"Other than the obvious, some small change and a chocolate bar and what would the obvious be cheeky lol
If you have to ask think you'd be best just finding out for yourself lol "oh I know whats in my pockets | |||
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"Other than the obvious, some small change and a chocolate bar and what would the obvious be cheeky lol
If you have to ask think you'd be best just finding out for yourself lol oh I know whats in my pockets "Guess I might have to try slipping my hand in then... | |||
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"Other than the obvious, some small change and a chocolate bar and what would the obvious be cheeky lol
If you have to ask think you'd be best just finding out for yourself lol oh I know whats in my pockets
Guess I might have to try slipping my hand in then... "oh im not sure what that is in your pocket il need to take my time to get it right | |||
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"Other than the obvious, some small change and a chocolate bar and what would the obvious be cheeky lol
If you have to ask think you'd be best just finding out for yourself lol oh I know whats in my pockets
Guess I might have to try slipping my hand in then... oh im not sure what that is in your pocket il need to take my time to get it right "Take as much time as you need, gives me more time to rummage through your own | |||
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"Other than the obvious, some small change and a chocolate bar and what would the obvious be cheeky lol
If you have to ask think you'd be best just finding out for yourself lol oh I know whats in my pockets
Guess I might have to try slipping my hand in then... oh im not sure what that is in your pocket il need to take my time to get it right
Take as much time as you need, gives me more time to rummage through your own "lol mwahh | |||
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"You would find £20 in each pocket. Uh ohhh ive got someone elses trousers on again ??" £20 in each pocket!
Speak about not putting all your eggs in the same basket lol | |||
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"Other than the obvious, some small change and a chocolate bar
Snatching the chocolate bar
So long as you don't mind being pursued as I try to snatch it back "Got my trainers on  | |||
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"The remote for the love eggs in Mrs " | |||
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"Dog poo bags, you did ask lol" Lol I did | |||
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"Dog poo bags, you did ask lol Lol I did "ruby red lipsticks | |||
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"Dog poo bags, you did ask lol Lol I did ruby red lipsticks " | |||
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"A screwdriver." Big pocket | |||
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"Other than the obvious, some small change and a chocolate bar "Urrrrgh melted chocolate | |||
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"Other than the obvious, some small change and a chocolate bar
Snatching the chocolate bar
So long as you don't mind being pursued as I try to snatch it back
Got my trainers on "Good good, will enjoy my chocolate even more after a little work out | |||
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"Other than the obvious, some small change and a chocolate bar
Urrrrgh melted chocolate"And here I thought melted chocolate went perfectly on this site lol | |||
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"Tickets for a pub quiz I should think" A diary full of his reliable fem friends numbers | |||
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"Snotty hankie lol"I only use disposable tissues and throw away afterwards
A handbook of put downs | |||
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"Tickets for a pub quiz I should think A diary full of his reliable fem friends numbers "Mortally wounded to my heart. | |||
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"Tickets for a pub quiz I should think A diary full of his reliable fem friends numbers
Mortally wounded to my heart."hands Jim one of my tissues | |||
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"Tickets for a pub quiz I should think A diary full of his reliable fem friends numbers
Mortally wounded to my heart.hands Jim one of my tissues "Passes it back,"I only use silk ones". | |||
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"Tickets for a pub quiz I should think A diary full of his reliable fem friends numbers
Mortally wounded to my heart.hands Jim one of my tissues
Passes it back,"I only use silk ones"."oh get you | |||
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"Tickets for a pub quiz I should think A diary full of his reliable fem friends numbers
Mortally wounded to my heart.hands Jim one of my tissues
Passes it back,"I only use silk ones".oh get you "Only the very best of everything for me don't you know. | |||
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"Tickets for a pub quiz I should think A diary full of his reliable fem friends numbers
Mortally wounded to my heart.hands Jim one of my tissues
Passes it back,"I only use silk ones".oh get you
Only the very best of everything for me don't you know. "oh I know that ....enjoy | |||
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My lippy of course a sachet of candy lube and a ladies door sign from a bar the other night (max will get that)
Ohh and perfume always | |||
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Cherub!!!!! You can't walk around with THAT in your bag all day!!   | |||
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Cherub!!!!! You can't walk around with THAT in your bag all day!! "Why not you never know when a cherub will need some lube | |||
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"OMG!!!
Cherub!!!!! You can't walk around with THAT in your bag all day!!
Why not you never know when a cherub will need some lube "Lube yes....but not that monster!!
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"Max do you really want to know what's in my handbag
My lippy of course a sachet of candy lube and a ladies door sign from a bar the other night (max will get that)
Ohh and perfume always "Haha that some size of handbag you must have lol | |||
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"pack of mayonnaise " Lol is that a little sachet I always have a little salt and pepper sachet to season things in my handbag xx | |||
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"pack of mayonnaise Lol is that a little sachet I always have a little salt and pepper sachet to season things in my handbag xx" Yeah but that's because of your love of good food | |||
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"pack of mayonnaise Lol is that a little sachet I always have a little salt and pepper sachet to season things in my handbag xx Yeah but that's because of your love of good food "And because no one seasons food correctly xx | |||
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"pack of mayonnaise Lol is that a little sachet I always have a little salt and pepper sachet to season things in my handbag xx Yeah but that's because of your love of good food
And because no one seasons food correctly xx "Ok ok. I'm sorry. 
Note to everyone : apparently, according to Cherub, 'that' isn't food and you can't call special sauce seasoning just because you put it on it | |||
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"pack of mayonnaise Lol is that a little sachet I always have a little salt and pepper sachet to season things in my handbag xx Yeah but that's because of your love of good food
And because no one seasons food correctly xx
Ok ok. I'm sorry.
Note to everyone : apparently, according to Cherub, 'that' isn't food and you can't call special sauce seasoning just because you put it on it "
Note to everyone: Andy is about to get his ass kicked | |||
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"pack of mayonnaise Lol is that a little sachet I always have a little salt and pepper sachet to season things in my handbag xx Yeah but that's because of your love of good food
And because no one seasons food correctly xx
Ok ok. I'm sorry.
Note to everyone : apparently, according to Cherub, 'that' isn't food and you can't call special sauce seasoning just because you put it on it
Note to everyone: Andy is about to get his ass kicked "Whaaaaaaat? | |||
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"A condom? "Are you asking us or telling us lol | |||
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"If I was, right now, to put my hand in your pocket or your handbag, name on item that I would find
Ps: Am bracing myself knowing some of you lol "Earplugs. | |||
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"If I was, right now, to put my hand in your pocket or your handbag, name on item that I would find
Ps: Am bracing myself knowing some of you lol
Earplugs.
"I'll snatch that, thanks | |||
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"If I was, right now, to put my hand in your pocket or your handbag, name on item that I would find
Ps: Am bracing myself knowing some of you lol "A tin of petit pois | |||
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"Max, If I were to slip my hand into your pocket, what would I find? Apart from finding myself in court for indecent behaviour!!! "Haha... Before the court bit... You would find ma hand not so delicately in contact with your face lol
You would find my watch Red x | |||
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"If I was, right now, to put my hand in your pocket or your handbag, name on item that I would find
Ps: Am bracing myself knowing some of you lol
A tin of petit pois "Haha next to the 'Red' lippy | |||
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"If I was, right now, to put my hand in your pocket or your handbag, name on item that I would find
Ps: Am bracing myself knowing some of you lol
A tin of petit pois
Haha next to the 'Red' lippy " perfect my dear xXx | |||
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"If I was, right now, to put my hand in your pocket or your handbag, name on item that I would find
Ps: Am bracing myself knowing some of you lol
A tin of petit pois
Haha next to the 'Red' lippy
perfect my dear xXx" xx | |||
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"If I was, right now, to put my hand in your pocket or your handbag, name on item that I would find
Ps: Am bracing myself knowing some of you lol
A tin of petit pois
Haha next to the 'Red' lippy
perfect my dear xXx
xx "If you need any help with choosing a shade let me know | |||
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"You would find ma hand not so delicately in contact with your face lol
"Mmmmm, feisty! I'd prefer spanking to slapping. I suspect you're adept at both! xx | |||
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"You would find ma hand not so delicately in contact with your face lol
Mmmmm, feisty!
I'd prefer spanking to slapping. I suspect you're adept at both!
xx"Moi? xx | |||
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"If I was, right now, to put my hand in your pocket or your handbag, name on item that I would find
Ps: Am bracing myself knowing some of you lol
A tin of petit pois
Haha next to the 'Red' lippy
perfect my dear xXx
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If you need any help with choosing a shade let me know "I defo will
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And I have no pocket at the mo | |||
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"My wallet "Hopefully full of cash | |||
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"My wallet
Hopefully full of cash "Cards are king these days lol | |||
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"My wallet
Hopefully full of cash
Cards are king these days lol"True, don't forget loyalty cards | |||
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"Car keys. Just need a fruit bowl "lol | |||
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"Painkillers, just had a shoulder op today so I'm afraid my answer is boring. I'm going through a Thorntons toffee phase so there may be wee small bits left...until I finds them and eats them..." Awww, speedy recovery Kid. Hopefully they gave you strong painkillers | |||
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"Cutting a hole in trouser pockets "Avoid! I go with the no pocket lol | |||
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"Painkillers, just had a shoulder op today so I'm afraid my answer is boring. I'm going through a Thorntons toffee phase so there may be wee small bits left...until I finds them and eats them..." Get well soon wally | |||
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"Painkillers, just had a shoulder op today so I'm afraid my answer is boring. I'm going through a Thorntons toffee phase so there may be wee small bits left...until I finds them and eats them... Get well soon wally "Cheers fella ( also thanks Nawty Max) | |||
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"pack of mayonnaise Lol is that a little sachet I always have a little salt and pepper sachet to season things in my handbag xx" yes. seem to have the waste not want not attitude. take them if not used | |||
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