FabSwingers.com forum: bodystocking disaster

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Went to a party on Friday night wearing a crotchless and boobless fishnet bodystocking... it was a nightmare, it got in the way and I ended up being literally ripped out of it

although the ripping part was rather hot! so do you love/hate bodystockings? or anyone have any amusing wardrobe malfunction tales to tell?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love bodystockings but not the crotchless fishnet ones lol

I always go for the ones that are like a top with suspenders and stockings.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

I dont have the body for them thankfully lol

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By *arried adventurers!Couple
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

I love them! They cover all my chubby bits nicely!

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I have a couple of fishnet bodysuits that I can no longer wear since my nipple piercing! Loved them!

Piercing got caugh couple of times ouch!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a couple of fishnet bodysuits that I can no longer wear since my nipple piercing! Loved them!

Piercing got caugh couple of times ouch!!

Ouch for you

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

I love them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a tendency to rip them

but its never me who's wearing them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love them "

Looked good at weekend in yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love bodystockings but not the crotchless fishnet ones lol

I always go for the ones that are like a top with suspenders and stockings.

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

It would be a disaster if I wore one!

I'd look like a strung up joint of meat. Not at all a good look x

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

And I look like a wee bag of onions you see in Lidl!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm saying nothing

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By *onderful 13Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh, Manchester

"Went to a party on Friday night wearing a crotchless and boobless fishnet bodystocking... it was a nightmare, it got in the way and I ended up being literally ripped out of it

although the ripping part was rather hot! so do you love/hate bodystockings? or anyone have any amusing wardrobe malfunction tales to tell?..."

Oops, think I might have been one of the people ripping you out of it Jen (good party wasn't it!)..... I won't apologise lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Went to a party on Friday night wearing a crotchless and boobless fishnet bodystocking... it was a nightmare, it got in the way and I ended up being literally ripped out of it

although the ripping part was rather hot! so do you love/hate bodystockings? or anyone have any amusing wardrobe malfunction tales to tell?...

Oops, think I might have been one of the people ripping you out of it Jen (good party wasn't it!)..... I won't apologise lol. "

To be fair, there wasn't that much of it left by the time you got your hands on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love them. I may not have the perfect body by any stretch of the imagination but they feel good and are lots of fun to wear so I don't care. It's all in your attitude. Even more fun with a few rips!!!

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire, Glasgow

"I love them. I may not have the perfect body by any stretch of the imagination but they feel good and are lots of fun to wear so I don't care. It's all in your attitude. Even more fun with a few rips!!!

Mmmm.........Jinty!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not bodystocking misshap but few year ago wen i first joined i was (lady gogo) then, i got new black dress thought i looked nice, was very nervous being it was my first social, my dress burst rite down one side, bit embarresing in a pub full of folk id never met before lol, wat to do , do i go home it was 10 oclock at nite,, billy who is now my partner came to my rescue, he ran out down to the shops bought huge safety pins i ended up looking like a liz hurleys stand in lol, on the plus side met som nice folk , even got a ladies moby number wrote on my inside thigh, she had took pity on me , she had ushered me into the loo to hide my embarressment till billy came back with pins lol, she was first lady id ever kissd all thanks to my dress splitting lol, xxx penny

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By *irty-milfCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh

Again not a body stocking mishap but my wife wore an extremely low cut and extremely short dress out on the town a few years ago.

Having a fairly large pair of tits she was worried that they would pop out at every opportunity.

I noticed fairly quickly however the problem was not the low cut top it was the bottom of the outfit that was going to cause difficulties. It was riding up to her hips every time she moved. Lol

Being a really horrible nasty type I didn't bother mentioning it to her.

At one point I came back from the toilets and my wife was standing beside the dance floor with her dress at her hips oblivious that she showing the world a freshly shaved pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep piercings get in the way now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

loving these stories. I once had my bikini top fall off while I was dancing to Agadoo

I was only 6 though! it was my dance school show. Still remember being mortified as the audience giggled

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Patterned body stocking looks like butterflies then as its streches over body parts they look like bats

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By *ainbowBrite57Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Went to a party on Friday night wearing a crotchless and boobless fishnet bodystocking... it was a nightmare, it got in the way and I ended up being literally ripped out of it

although the ripping part was rather hot! so do you love/hate bodystockings? or anyone have any amusing wardrobe malfunction tales to tell?...

Oops, think I might have been one of the people ripping you out of it Jen (good party wasn't it!)..... I won't apologise lol. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Went to a party on Friday night wearing a crotchless and boobless fishnet bodystocking... it was a nightmare, it got in the way and I ended up being literally ripped out of it

although the ripping part was rather hot! so do you love/hate bodystockings? or anyone have any amusing wardrobe malfunction tales to tell?...

Oops, think I might have been one of the people ripping you out of it Jen (good party wasn't it!)..... I won't apologise lol.

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By *laireandjamieCouple
over a year ago

west lothian

"Went to a party on Friday night wearing a crotchless and boobless fishnet bodystocking... it was a nightmare, it got in the way and I ended up being literally ripped out of it

although the ripping part was rather hot! so do you love/hate bodystockings? or anyone have any amusing wardrobe malfunction tales to tell?...

Oops, think I might have been one of the people ripping you out of it Jen (good party wasn't it!)..... I won't apologise lol.

I thought it suited you......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Went to a party on Friday night wearing a crotchless and boobless fishnet bodystocking... it was a nightmare, it got in the way and I ended up being literally ripped out of it

although the ripping part was rather hot! so do you love/hate bodystockings? or anyone have any amusing wardrobe malfunction tales to tell?...

Oops, think I might have been one of the people ripping you out of it Jen (good party wasn't it!)..... I won't apologise lol.

I thought it suited you......

well it left my boobs out for anyone that wanted them that's true!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wore hold ups to a meet. By the end i looked like Nora batty

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wore hold ups to a meet. By the end i looked like Nora batty "

hahaha yeah... been there! Definitely stick with suspenders now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look like a tit in body stockings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wore hold ups to a meet. By the end i looked like Nora batty

hahaha yeah... been there! Definitely stick with suspenders now

Ill have to invest in some

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