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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Dear Vagina,

I am requesting a pay rise due to the following reasons;

1. I do a lot of physical labour.

2. I work at great depths.

3. I plunge head first into everything that I do.

4. I work weekdays & nights, weekends and holidays.

5. I work in damp, dark and enclosed spaces.

6. My work makes me very prone to diseases.

Regards,

Penis.

Dear Penis,

After long consideration, I am going to decline your request for a pay rise for the following reasons;

1. Your shifts only ever seem to be about 10 minutes long

2. You fall asleep after each shift.

3. You always have to be simulated, you never seem to be self motivated.

4. You are unable to work overtime or double shifts.

5. You work place is always messy at the end of your shift.

6. You have constantly been seen entering and exiting the work place with to small, suspicious looking bags.

Regards,

Vagina

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

very good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HAHAHA brilliant thongz xxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha good one thongz

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By *addie bunnetMan
over a year ago

glasgow

the old ones are the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

like it

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By *nTCouple
over a year ago

funland

bloody brilliant!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shift of 10th minutes? Must be double time shift lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant - nice one

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