FabSwingers.com forum: 'Sex education'... never told me that...

By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Fact 101#

...Cum in the eye is not fun

What other facts were not included in your 'sex education' and should have been included?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fact 102#

A cock always doesn't fit in a Vagina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fact #103

It's not blowing

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Fact #104

Never ass to mouth

John

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny farting is normal...will always be embarrassing though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two is better than one

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

"Fanny farting is normal...will always be embarrassing though

You forgot funny

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

It never told me about prostate orgasms

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By *cottishsurprise5Couple
over a year ago

East Ayrshire

"Fanny farting is normal...will always be embarrassing though

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Its not just your cock the lady wants. Its you wallet, car, house, dog and pension too !!!

Hahahhhahh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its not just your cock the lady wants. Its you wallet, car, house, dog and pension too !!!

Hahahhhahh

Nah... you can keep the dog

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Its not just your cock the lady wants. Its you wallet, car, house, dog and pension too !!!

Hahahhhahh

Nah... you can keep the dog

Aaahhh thanks. Mans best friend

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By *anky-pankyMan
over a year ago

Cumbernauld

Less of the course language plz.

It's a queef.....

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Less of the course language plz.

It's a queef.....

You're a bit behind

Dictionary .... hehwhh

Queefing is the result of a trapped pocket of air getting pushed out of your vagina. “The vagina isn't a straight tube. It has folds called rugae that are like wrinkles. One can imagine how air could get trapped there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stockings and outfits can really enhance sex.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Some ladies will love your hairy chest

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

"Stockings and outfits can really enhance sex."

Especially when the lady wears them.

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Post coital tristesse

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

"Stockings and outfits can really enhance sex.

Especially when the lady wears them.

I'm all for equal opportunities. Guys in nylon

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

"Fact 101#

...Cum in the eye is not fun

What other facts were not included in your 'sex education' and should have been included?

It stings! And I needed eye drops

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

There is going to be alot of disappointment!

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

But some highs too?

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By *ablo30Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Fact #105 for a better sex education go to a website called Fab Swingers!!

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By *ifes journeyCouple
over a year ago

scotland

Too much emphasis put on wearing stockings etc

being naked can be as good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Foreplay is essential

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

As is good kissing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thsts theres several types of female orgasms

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Some women prefer a cup of tea to sex. I know as i was married to one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some women prefer a cup of tea to sex. I know as i was married to one

Sometimes it's a close call

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Some women prefer a cup of tea to sex. I know as i was married to one

Sometimes it's a close call

If it's twinings, it's a very very close call

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alcohol helps make things fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That if you swallow our cum girls, it makes your boobs bigger

True story

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

There should be a chapter on 'gushing/squirting'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There should be a chapter on 'gushing/squirting'

That would be my favorite chapter!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh n that poppers is also good for giving deepthroat without gagging

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By *umfriescoupleCouple
over a year ago

dumfries

[Removed by poster at 26/04/17 13:02:54]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There should be a chapter on 'gushing/squirting'

A chapter!!!!!!!!, 15 volume treatise at the least going by the number and frequency of threads on it

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

3 minutes ISN'T a target

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By *laireandjamieCouple
over a year ago

west lothian

How to give a bj and give a lady oral...........well they certainly didn't mention that at my school!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How to give a bj and give a lady oral...........well they certainly didn't mention that at my school!

It was good fun trying to learn of how to pleasure a female

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By *laireandjamieCouple
over a year ago

west lothian

That it's all rather messy..........and how to avoid the wet patch.........,,,,

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

The mind is actually the most important sex organ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fact 101#

...Cum in the eye is not fun

What other facts were not included in your 'sex education' and should have been included?

It stings! And I needed

eye drops "

Never had cum in the eye or face but now I know will certainly avoid lol

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Don't remember cunilingus being mentioned.

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Fact 101#

...Cum in the eye is not fun

What other facts were not included in your 'sex education' and should have been included?

It stings! And I needed

eye drops

Never had cum in the eye or face but now I know will certainly avoid lol "

Lol

There should be a chapter on aiming

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"There should be a chapter on 'gushing/squirting'

A chapter!!!!!!!!, 15 volume treatise at the least going by the number and frequency of threads on it

Lol a volume on 'it's not pee' another on 'women are not finger puppets' and one on 'not all women can!'

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By *izzabelle and well hungCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh.

"There should be a chapter on 'gushing/squirting'

A chapter!!!!!!!!, 15 volume treatise at the least going by the number and frequency of threads on it

Lol a volume on 'it's not pee' another on 'women are not finger puppets' and one on 'not all women can!'

Max the thought of you getting a facial might break my dick.

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

" Max the thought of you getting a facial might break my dick. "

Ooh!! Defo don't wanna break that

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By *andCforfunCouple
over a year ago

Inverness

When your a teenager you argue about who sleeps on the wet patch, when your an adult you change the sheets

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"When your a teenager you argue about who sleeps on the wet patch, when your an adult you change the sheets

Or you have a plastic sheet/shower curtain ready

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By *andCforfunCouple
over a year ago

Inverness

"When your a teenager you argue about who sleeps on the wet patch, when your an adult you change the sheets

Or you have a plastic sheet/shower curtain ready

I remember staying in a very swanky hotel (coughs) and having sex on those plastic bed protectors it was underneath the blanket, was not fun at all but hysterical all the same

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"When your a teenager you argue about who sleeps on the wet patch, when your an adult you change the sheets

Or you have a plastic sheet/shower curtain ready

I remember staying in a very swanky hotel (coughs) and having sex on those plastic bed protectors it was underneath the blanket, was not fun at all but hysterical all the same "

Haha!

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By *izzabelle and well hungCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh.

But Max I want to break it in you.

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"There should be a chapter on 'gushing/squirting'

Lol a volume on 'it's not pee' another on 'women are not finger puppets' and one on 'not all women can!'

You also have to realise that those chapters go missing sometimes. Next time you go looking, they might just not be there

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

That mouth wash and oral sex could be quite so amazing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That mouth wash and oral sex could be quite so amazing!

Mouthwash or toothpaste following on from an ice cube make a clitoris squirm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

toys in bedroom can be fun and that can include household items ??

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