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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Roads? Where we're going we dont need roads

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Lipstick? Lipstick?

What craziness are you talking about woman? There's no lipstick.

She wasn't kissing your face, my love.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lipstick? Lipstick?

What craziness are you talking about woman? There's no lipstick.

She wasn't kissing your face, my love.

Haha awesome I remember that one, cause and effect

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Goose....even you could get laid in a place like this

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By *eonardo Da VinciMan
over a year ago

manchester

I ain't your pal, Dick face!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Youuu... areee... aaa... toyyy... your not a space ranger your an action figure, you are a childs play thing.

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By *ootall2920Man
over a year ago

Linlithgow

You can't turn back the clock... but you can wind it up again!

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Charlie dont surf

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

I will give you three seconds, exactly three fucking seconds, to wipe that stupid grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lifes like a box of chocolates

You never know what youll get

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

You 1030. You 1045. Bring a friend!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here's Johnny"

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Always mess with their minds

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

I want to name her Dottie after my wife, she's a vicious life sucking bitch from which there is no escape.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two quotes from a film of many excellent quotes;

first one is;

"lose it here, your in a world that hurts"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two quotes from a film of many excellent quotes;

first one is;

"lose it here, your in a world that hurts"

The Next one which is one of my favourites is;

"your ghosting us mother fucker,

I don't care who you are back in the world, you give us up just one more time, I'll bleed you, real quiet, leave you here, got that"

ouff, brill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to name her Dottie after my wife, she's a vicious life sucking bitch from which there is no escape.

Honestly, I don't know Bunkie, mrs Bunkie, I have never met, seen or chatted to him in my life, honest !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody puts baby in the corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well it looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you've been cheated!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You had me at 'hello.'"

feck, where's the tissues, I'm gonna greet again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I am the iron chef at pounding vag

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By *crum guyMan
over a year ago

paisley

[Removed by poster at 24/04/17 14:02:19]

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By *crum guyMan
over a year ago

paisley

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass…....and I’m all out of bubblegum.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have what she's having!

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By *otskipCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

iv made it ma. top of the world ..

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

"Hey fat fuck"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im gonna teabag your drum set

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lawrence, we're going to need considerably bigger buns

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Is it safe?

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By *ugs and JunkCouple
over a year ago

Bellshill

So much room for activities

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey hey Henry, hurry up will ya. My maws frying peppers n sausages x.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bring us the finest wines known to mankind!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me? I'm scared of everything! I'm scared of what I saw. I'm scared of what I did, of who I am. And most of all, I'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life.... the way I feel when I'm with you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello Bob..Goodbye Bob !!!!!

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alright you Alien Ass holes. .In the words of my Generation. ...UP YOURS!!!

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By *eterjamesmcMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

I really need to start watching movies ... only know a few x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Now I know what a T.V dinner feels like

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

I'm getting the pig!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Snoochy boochies

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

It was Seymour'first time on the radio, and I missed it.

Let me guess, you got tied up.

No, just handcuffed a little.

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By *outhsider69Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"Are you from outer space?"

"No, I'm from Iowa, I just work in outer space"

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Beetlejuice, beetlejuice, beetle...

Anyone fancy the film quiz on Wednesday?

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By *horstrollMan
over a year ago

Caprona

You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

We're on a mission from God

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

We're going to need a bigger boat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What we're dealing with here is a perfect engine. An eating machine."

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By *andi_CDTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Welease wodger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger, til it goes click

Jesus

You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger, til it goes click

Jesus

You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

You want a toe? I can get you a toe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger, til it goes click

Jesus

You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

You want a toe? I can get you a toe"

We come back and cut off your Johnson, lebowski

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger, til it goes click

Jesus

You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

You want a toe? I can get you a toe

We come back and cut off your Johnson, lebowski "

This aggression will not stand man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger, til it goes click

Jesus

You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

You want a toe? I can get you a toe

We come back and cut off your Johnson, lebowski

This aggression will not stand man "

The dude abides

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kenneth Halliwell in prick up your ears.. "Have a wank ,HAVE A WANK.I need three days notice to have a wank. Magazines need to be bought ,forces to be assembled,the past dredged for a thought that might cause a Mere flicker of arousal. It would be easier to raise the titanic..HAVE A WANK"

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By *avdunsMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

We like both kinds of music , Country AND Western !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fish are Friends, Not Food.

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By *ising SunMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

You're so fucking money, and you don't even know it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right Turn Clyde.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

50 Bucks for Granpa. 75 and the Wife can watch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

E.T. phone home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mirror, mirror on the wall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He looks at you, like your something to eat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And so the Lion fell in love with the Lamb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im gonna take your mother out for a delicious seafood dinner and never call her again.

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Darling, it's better

Down where it's wetter

Take it from me

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By *hat The CuckCouple
over a year ago

South London

You cold-blooded bastard! I'll tell you what I think of it: I live to see you eat that contract, but I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your god-damn spine!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im just the token black guy im just supposed to smile, stay out the conversation and say things like "damn, shit, oh that is whack and I aint trippin."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Would you fuck me? Id fuck me, id fuck me hard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Monkey, monkey? I'm a fucking gorilla you clown!

Brilliant

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

You can't fight in here, this is the War Room

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By *ASCOTMan
over a year ago

inverness

"See, women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place."

City Slickers (1991)

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

This was NOT in the brochure

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

ALBATROSS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

let's get the flock out of here

(lethal weapon)

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I'm too old for this shit

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Rog....grab the cat!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have nipples... can you milk me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The main quote is *You can't handle the truth!*

but the quotes altogether at a particular episode in the courtroom is amazing, I had to add:

Kaffee: "I want the truth!"

Col. Jessup: [from the witness stand] "You can't handle the truth!"

[pauses]

Col. Jessup: [from the witness stand] "Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to."

fuckkkkkkkkkkk, I still think, what a film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing AstroTurf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men.

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Between 2 evils, I generally like to pick the one I never tried before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She may be short an skinny but she's strong.

Her first baby came out sideways".

"Boy she's a real trooper."

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By *ithardscotMan
over a year ago

Kelty

Where does he get those wonderful toys?

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

You're reading a magazine. You come across a full page nude photo of a girl.

Is this testing whether I'm a replicant or a lesbian, Mr. Deckard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, I'm not trying to land him, I'm just using him for sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would have stayed for two thousand.

I would have paid four.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, color me happy! There's a sofa in here for two!

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By *earded villainMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

i let the goat lick my penis

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By *earded villainMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

you big curly haired fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself.

Choose your future.

Choose life.

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By *horstrollMan
over a year ago

Caprona

Hemingway once wrote, "The world's a fine place and worth fighting for." I agree with the second part.

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By *mf4BxJCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh

Of course, don't ever tell anybody that they're not free, cause then they're gonna get real busy killing and maiming to prove to you that they are. Oh, yeah, they're gonna talk to you, and talk to you, and talk to you about individual freedom. But they see a free individual, it's gonna scare 'em.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Shes the boxing world champion, her fists are so dangerous shes not allowed to be a lesbian

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By *rionycdTV/TS
over a year ago

East Kilbride

And then give me at least ONE nurse who knows how to work in close without getting her tits in my way.

MASH (1970)

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By *ornyStew77Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Pain heals, chicks dig scars, glory lasts forever

The Replacements (2000)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Janet, they're obviously foreigners, and this must be one of their national dances.

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

I drive a Volvo...a beige one

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

He's not the messiah ...hes a very naughty boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't you guys go anywhere. I plan to put on a hitting display

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buzzards' got to eat same as the worms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you want the ultimate, you've got to be willing to pay the ultimate price. It's not tragic to die doing what you love.

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