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By *ighland gentleman OP   Man
over a year ago

Ardgay

I very recently found myself in the situation where I had the pleasure of pleasuring a lady for a considerable period of time.

However I subsequently discovered I had a sore tongue which impacted on my speech! Not a muscle pain but I had abraded the underside of my tongue on the edges of my lower teeth!

Anybody else suffered an injury in their pursuit of happiness?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Concussion

Anaphylactic shock

Bust nose

I don't have much luck

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By *ighland gentleman OP   Man
over a year ago

Ardgay


"Concussion

Anaphylactic shock

Bust nose

I don't have much luck "

All at the same time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol no all separate injuries

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By *ootall2920Man
over a year ago

Linlithgow

Skewered my foot is the only one I can think of, oh and carpet burns.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I very recently found myself in the situation where I had the pleasure of pleasuring a lady for a considerable period of time.

However I subsequently discovered I had a sore tongue which impacted on my speech! Not a muscle pain but I had abraded the underside of my tongue on the edges of my lower teeth!

Anybody else suffered an injury in their pursuit of happiness? "

How many days were you down there?! you should change your name to The Chilean Miner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had my old fb in hospital after swekering his index finger with my sharp stilleto during kink and bondage sesh. He ended up with osteomyelitis and required strong antibiotics and a four day stay in hospital

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

C got arse cramp once at an unfortunate moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fell off the bed and battered my head on the bedside cabinet. Knocked myself out and got bleed everywhere

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By *eonardo Da VinciMan
over a year ago

manchester

Ruptured banjo string

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

Banjo string...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had my old fb in hospital after swekering his index finger with my sharp stilleto during kink and bondage sesh. He ended up with osteomyelitis and required strong antibiotics and a four day stay in hospital"

Yikes !!! That one must of hurt !

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Not an injury as such but I keep getting cramps during sex which are so bloody painful at the most crutial times lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had my old fb in hospital after swekering his index finger with my sharp stilleto during kink and bondage sesh. He ended up with osteomyelitis and required strong antibiotics and a four day stay in hospital

Yikes !!! That one must of hurt !"

Strangely it didn't bleed or bruise but he had incredible pain which had shown it was a bone infection which could have been serious. I was fairly zealous with the use of these memorable boots looking back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banjo string, who would have thought something so small could bleed so much

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By *argaidMan
over a year ago

glasgow

I was once stabbed in the bell-end by a badly-fitted coil.

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By *p4funduoCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I fell off the bed and battered my head on the bedside cabinet. Knocked myself out and got bleed everywhere "

Me too how does this happen? Goodness heads do bleed like mad too! I blame cheap hotel furniture x

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I was once stabbed in the bell-end by a badly-fitted coil."
ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fell off bed whilst filming, hurt my back (male)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Banjo string..."

Done that a few times ouch !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Banjo string, who would have thought something so small could bleed so much "

It is a bloody mess done it a few times lol

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Banjo string, who would have thought something so small could bleed so much

It is a bloody mess done it a few times lol"

I thought it could only happen once??

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth


"Banjo string, who would have thought something so small could bleed so much

It is a bloody mess done it a few times lol

I thought it could only happen once?? "

Probably depends if its a clean snap or smaller tears everytime?

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth


"Banjo string...

Done that a few times ouch !!! "

It's the fear of pissing for the next week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Banjo string, who would have thought something so small could bleed so much

It is a bloody mess done it a few times lol

I thought it could only happen once?? "

I ripped it a bit one time

Then again another lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Banjo string...

Done that a few times ouch !!!

It's the fear of pissing for the next week "

I was walking about with toilet paper in my pants for a week lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ruptured banjo string"

He goes through stages of that happening frequently then is alright for ages then it goes snap again. It's really painful, to the point he was actually considering getting circumcised.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Driving around the Campsie Hills and receiving oral whilst my mate was deep into her pal.

Swerved to avoid a sheep an hit an embankment. Teeth marks on my boaby for over a week, my mate not so fortunate as he broke his pelvis.

Explains that to the wife when your meant to be working night shift and she visits you in hospital LOL

They are still together after all these years and he is still driving round those bloody hills shagging

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

Cramp probably doesn't count as injury, but by heck it hurts *and* hurts all the more as it strikes when you least want it to...

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Driving around the Campsie Hills and receiving oral whilst my mate was deep into her pal.

Swerved to avoid a sheep an hit an embankment. Teeth marks on my boaby for over a week, my mate not so fortunate as he broke his pelvis.

Explains that to the wife when your meant to be working night shift and she visits you in hospital LOL

They are still together after all these years and he is still driving round those bloody hills shagging "

Note to self - never accept a lift from Rok

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By *uzzy-LogicMan
over a year ago

Fochabers

Had a scar in my back for a few years after a girl got over zealous in the throws of passion and dug l her nails in and drew blood

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By *ouwilllikeitwhenilickitMan
over a year ago

paisley


"I very recently found myself in the situation where I had the pleasure of pleasuring a lady for a considerable period of time.

However I subsequently discovered I had a sore tongue which impacted on my speech! Not a muscle pain but I had abraded the underside of my tongue on the edges of my lower teeth!

Anybody else suffered an injury in their pursuit of happiness? "

age 16.. my 16yo gf bouncing on my dick...slipped out..she bounced down...noise like a gunshot..and my frenulum or banjo string (in mouth under tongue too) bust...fair amount of blood n shock but looking back wasn't that painful just a bitch thinking might need go to hospital lmao...healed itself fully working and if anything my foreskin rolls back a little further and the remains of my frenulum are actually more sensitive

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By *ouwilllikeitwhenilickitMan
over a year ago

paisley


"Ruptured banjo string"
feel your pain..

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By *hsitdownCouple
over a year ago

dundeehah

My bf is goin thru the same problem right now.....massive oral session......no complaints on behalf......hahaha xxx

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

I came inside myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dislocated big toe more recently

Worst one is concussion.... Never get busy on top bunk of a ship.. Low roofs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have had few mishaps

In heat of moment been when trying to change positions was flung off bed and whacked my head.

Carpet burns

Twisted ankle

Head butted in face and took nose bleed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shagging some chick i know about 2 months ago. A pretty full on session and she had squirt ex all over couch which was her new pride and joy and she jumped up to go grab towel or cloth etc to mop up what was a bit of a torrent and she had to stand up in couch yo get off me and proceeded being a little overweight to be fair but not fat but defo what you would say solid built and as she landed i heard the most almighty crack and im being 100% honest and basically she was lying on the floor but naked and screaming as she had double fracured her leg and it was pointing in the most awful looking position. Had to call an ambulance gor her and keep her calm. But as I had moved room as 999 operator couldn't here she called her mum and next thing we know half her family busted in and she still naked and im in jeans only and even gran is there and i was getting what can only be described as the look of certain death. Totally gen up story and I done a handover by explaining blue light bus on way and that i needed to pick up a relative and done one. Priceless

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By *tew1985Man
over a year ago

Near You

I always thought a broken banjo string meant the lady wasn't quite wet enough yet? Having never even had sore banjo I wouldn't know. Maybe I need to try harder.haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have no idea how it happened as we weren't doing anything untoward or overly physical but an ex managed to rip a tendon of mine.

Certain things ended up not working properly for almost 2 months

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I came inside myself"

Lmao wtf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had my feelings hurt once..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had a nosebleed whilst spending some quality time nose-to-clit...it looked like a horror film! It was made more awkward by being in her parents' bed...

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By *p4funduoCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I am definitely calamity Jane. I could fall over my own shadow! But did fall out bed. Bust head open and blood everwhere. Thankfully my meet was medically trained. Was most unhappy that he had me in shower washing out my beautiful curls to asses woung? Lol

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