FabSwingers.com forum: The cheesiest chat up lines

By *ayS2 OP Man
over a year ago

glasgow

What's the cheesiest chat up line you've heard or used?

I did once use, do. you have macaroni in your house? I was going to drop pasta on the way home tonight

(Feels ashamed) I was 23 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not used it but heard the "alphabet" pick up line before, and it did work for the guy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice legs, what time do they open?

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By *ayS2 OP Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"Nice legs, what time do they open?"

3:45 is always a good shout wink wink

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

If you can guess what ive got in my hand you can keep it ... If it only fits in one had you can bloody well keep it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once met a guy who said ive got your name tattooed on my arse. He did in fact have "your name" tattooed on his arse. It was cheesy but I liked his dedication to his chat up lines!

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By *ayS2 OP Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"If you can guess what ive got in my hand you can keep it ... If it only fits in one had you can bloody well keep it

Very true.... of some lol

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By *he ODBMan
over a year ago

glasgow

What's your favourite soup ? You look like a cock -a- leekie kinda girl to me

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"If you can guess what ive got in my hand you can keep it ... If it only fits in one had you can bloody well keep it

Very true.... of some lol

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So true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them?

Do you have any plasters because I just hurt myself falling for you???

If I could arrange the alphabet I would put u and I together!

lol cheesy but always makes me laugh when hear them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feel my shirt! Now does that no feel like boyfriend material to you fs

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By *ayS2 OP Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them?

Do you have any plasters because I just hurt myself falling for you???

If I could arrange the alphabet I would put u and I together!

lol cheesy but always makes me laugh when hear them

Brilliant, do you come here often is perhaps the old classic haha

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

You'll do...........

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"You'll do...........

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pmsl

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By *ayS2 OP Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"You'll do...........

Says it all... I despair hahaha

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

My favorite is....

'I'm Furry'

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"You'll do...........

I tried that and you looked me up and down and laughed

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

are you my wee toe?

cos I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in this house!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice dress...would look great on my bedroom floor.

Is your name Fred? Because my names Wilma and tonight I'll make your bedrock

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By *ayS2 OP Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"are you my wee toe?

cos I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in this house!"

Outstanding hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"are you my wee toe?

cos I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in this house!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you an appendix?

Because I have this feeling that I am going to need to take you out.."

Was said to my friend and she found it hilarious at the time lol.

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

Did you get those pants at a sale?

Cos at my place they're a 100% off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I go speed dating and none of the guys use chat up lines. I think thier dead TBH

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By *anky-pankyMan
over a year ago

Cumbernauld

Great hair-do....

only just one thing missing from it.

A pillow,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do u have pet insurance ???????

coz your pussys getting ruined tonight , lol

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

...i think you lot have been chatted up by barry and/or paul chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the nice my names Danny...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanna half in for a bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your legs were called Easter and Christmas I'd love to visit between the holidays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was chatting to a guy once and we were talking about how short I am and I said 'good things come in small packages' to which he relied...

...'can I be the good thing that cums in your small package'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that a ladder in yer tights or a stairway to heaven?

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

Want to play barbie? I'll be Ken and you can be the box I cum in.

Enjoyed this post! Some of these are just so bad, but in a good way. They do make me laugh x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you were a door I'd be banging you all night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you were a door I'd be banging you all night

Or d*unkenly fumble about while failing to get my key in the lock!

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By *hebs maloneyWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Are you McDonald's cause am loveing it i thought it was funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have any Irish in you, cause my cock's Dublin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you were a door I'd be banging you all night

Or d*unkenly fumble about while failing to get my key in the lock!

The locks a bit rusty, the key might need a wee jiggle about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you were a door I'd be banging you all night

Or d*unkenly fumble about while failing to get my key in the lock!

The locks a bit rusty, the key might need a wee jiggle about

If its a bit rusty get the lubricant fluid out

(Sorry I could not resist )

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

I once witnessed a guy trying to chat up my friend by commenting on the gap in her teeth and asking if she was a good singer, repeatedly.

Eventually she got fed up and told him he was so ugly the tide wouldn't even take him out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once witnessed a guy trying to chat up my friend by commenting on the gap in her teeth and asking if she was a good singer, repeatedly.

Eventually she got fed up and told him he was so ugly the tide wouldn't even take him out

Ouch...now thats what I call a burn...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you were a door I'd be banging you all night

Or d*unkenly fumble about while failing to get my key in the lock!

The locks a bit rusty, the key might need a wee jiggle about

Dinnae worry I'll give it a good shoogle while bumping into your knocker(s)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you were a door I'd be banging you all night

Or d*unkenly fumble about while failing to get my key in the lock!

The locks a bit rusty, the key might need a wee jiggle about

If its a bit rusty get the lubricant fluid out

(Sorry I could not resist )"

Haha I've already applied WD40 to my nuts....that should help!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you were a door I'd be banging you all night

Or d*unkenly fumble about while failing to get my key in the lock!

The locks a bit rusty, the key might need a wee jiggle about

If its a bit rusty get the lubricant fluid out

(Sorry I could not resist )

Haha I've already applied WD40 to my nuts....that should help!

Lol Bunks I can always count on you for being smart arse

I didn't know locks or keys had nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you were a door I'd be banging you all night

Or d*unkenly fumble about while failing to get my key in the lock!

The locks a bit rusty, the key might need a wee jiggle about

If its a bit rusty get the lubricant fluid out

(Sorry I could not resist )

Haha I've already applied WD40 to my nuts....that should help!

Lol Bunks I can always count on you for being smart arse

I didn't know locks or keys had nuts

Always keep a few lock nuts on my keyring....they don't always come in handy though!

*Gets carted off thread by the police for aggravated lock bothering*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you were a door I'd be banging you all night

Haha totally has a point miss bee!!

You like wine gums? Wine your gums round this then!

You like jewellery? Suck this it's a gem! Shit I know but never used one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you were a door I'd be banging you all night

Or d*unkenly fumble about while failing to get my key in the lock!

The locks a bit rusty, the key might need a wee jiggle about

If its a bit rusty get the lubricant fluid out

(Sorry I could not resist )

Haha I've already applied WD40 to my nuts....that should help!

Lol Bunks I can always count on you for being smart arse

I didn't know locks or keys had nuts

Always keep a few lock nuts on my keyring....they don't always come in handy though!

*Gets carted off thread by the police for aggravated lock bothering*

They don't come in hand(y)? That is certainly good to know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you were a door I'd be banging you all night

Haha totally has a point miss bee!!

You like wine gums? Wine your gums round this then!

You like jewellery? Suck this it's a gem! Shit I know but never used one."

Wine gums will never be looked at the same

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you were a door I'd be banging you all night

Haha totally has a point miss bee!!

You like wine gums? Wine your gums round this then!

You like jewellery? Suck this it's a gem! Shit I know but never used one.

Wine gums will never be looked at the same

lol"

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ever had a date with a submariner before? We go deeper for longer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"are you my wee toe?

cos I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in this house!"

That hilarious....

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