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By *ilveryFox OP Man
over a year ago

Midlothian

Our version based on a certain cheeky scouse lady's post about men!

Woman don't know how good it is to give the old meat and two veg a good check first thing when you wake up!

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

Eh....... Na,I'm unpopular enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eh....... Na,I'm unpopular enough

Go on.....if that's the case you can't possibly do any more damage

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Post title says it all . By the way I'm off ( slams door runs away )

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"Post title says it all . By the way I'm off ( slams door runs away )

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

"Eh....... Na,I'm unpopular enough

Go on.....if that's the case you can't possibly do any more damage

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PMPLMDABO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Our version based on a certain cheeky scouse lady's post about men!

Woman don't know how good it is to give the old meat and two veg a good check first thing when you wake up!"

I know full well....whenever I wake up next to a sexy man I always like to give them a "check"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women don't know the pleasure a guy feels of just sitting on the toilet boxers down at your ankles reading the paper or a magazine and just doing nothing

All you then hear is "what are u doing in there????"

Peace shattered

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By *ilveryFox OP Man
over a year ago

Midlothian

"Post title says it all . By the way I'm off ( slams door runs away )

Lol x

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By *ilveryFox OP Man
over a year ago

Midlothian

"Women don't know the pleasure a guy feels of just sitting on the toilet boxers down at your ankles reading the paper or a magazine and just doing nothing

All you then hear is "what are u doing in there????"

Peace shattered "

We all love that one mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love that this one has a quarter of the replies as the men one

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By *ilveryFox OP Man
over a year ago

Midlothian

"I love that this one has a quarter of the replies as the men one

Oi! Beat it!

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Our version based on a certain cheeky scouse lady's post about men!

Woman don't know how good it is to give the old meat and two veg a good check first thing when you wake up!"

My fb gets me to do this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women don't know how good it feels when a bar maid or shop assistant looks you in the eye and smiles as she gives you your change. You just think to yourself. "she fucking well fancies me, I've still got it ya dancer"

Even though all she was doing was her job and being polite and nothing more

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Women don't know how good it feels when a bar maid or shop assistant looks you in the eye and smiles as she gives you your change. You just think to yourself. "she fucking well fancies me, I've still got it ya dancer"

Even though all she was doing was her job and being polite and nothing more"

That's how we make our tips in the catering trade

K x

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By *ilveryFox OP Man
over a year ago

Midlothian

That tongue will get you into trouble

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By *ilveryFox OP Man
over a year ago

Midlothian

"Our version based on a certain cheeky scouse lady's post about men!

Woman don't know how good it is to give the old meat and two veg a good check first thing when you wake up!

My fb gets me to do this

Delegation, I like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women will never know the delightful feeling of peeling your glue-like ballsack off your thigh on a sweaty warm summers day..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women will never know the delightful feeling of peeling your glue-like ballsack off your thigh on a sweaty warm summers day.."

pmsfl only u would come out with this hahaa x

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

How bad man flu really is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women will never know:

Man flu - that shit is serious. And don't call it man flu.

Being kicked in the stones - hello darkness my old friend...

Being a guy on here - being a sausage at a sausage festival, finding a great looking bun, writing her a message with some thought behind it only to see it sit unread or instadeleted

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

Women will never be able to reply 'nothing' whenever their partner asks what they're thinking.

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"How bad man flu really is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women will never know:

Man flu - that shit is serious. And don't call it man flu.

Being kicked in the stones - hello darkness my old friend...

Being a guy on here - being a sausage at a sausage festival, finding a great looking bun, writing her a message with some thought behind it only to see it sit unread or instadeleted

Yup, very demoralising. Especially those that demand you don't write a one liner....To not reply or at best...."one liner"!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women will never know how good it feels to pee standing up wherever dafuq you want especially after a swally fs.

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By *exy gentMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"Women don't know the pleasure a guy feels of just sitting on the toilet boxers down at your ankles reading the paper or a magazine and just doing nothing

All you then hear is "what are u doing in there????"

Peace shattered "

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