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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What minor irritations or pleasures will men never understand? And I'm not talking the usual periods or labour.

For example men will never understand how annoying it is when the nozzle on the hairdryer goes flying off and you burn your hands trying to put it back on

Yet you'll never understand the pure ensure of taking your bra off at the end of the day

And boys feel free to start your own thread and discuss what us women miss out on

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

They don't know (or care) how annoying it is when the toilet seat is left up...

K x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They don't know (or care) how annoying it is when the toilet seat is left up...

K x"

Especially when you don't realise and sit down

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"They don't know (or care) how annoying it is when the toilet seat is left up...

K x"

We have to put it up anytime we and go so whats the big deal about you ladies putting it down when you need ..or is it just lazyness and you want everything done for you ...ok im going to hide from the wrath now

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"They don't know (or care) how annoying it is when the toilet seat is left up...

K x

We have to put it up anytime we and go so whats the big deal about you ladies putting it down when you need ..or is it just lazyness and you want everything done for you ...ok im going to hide from the wrath now "

You're a brave man ... although all true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They don't know (or care) how annoying it is when the toilet seat is left up...

K x

We have to put it up anytime we and go so whats the big deal about you ladies putting it down when you need ..or is it just lazyness and you want everything done for you ...ok im going to hide from the wrath now "

Good point, well put

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"They don't know (or care) how annoying it is when the toilet seat is left up...

K x"

Lol

With 2 young boys in the house... I prefer it being left up!

Hate sitting on splashes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After shaving the grim left in the bathroom sink or hairs all over sink from banging razor off to unblock hair from it.

Never putting a washing on, or just getting general housework done like they are allergic to getting the hoover out or a duster hahaha

The list could go on n on, it's lucky us ladies are patient xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me sometimes it's just the hubby breathing that irritates me lol

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"For me sometimes it's just the hubby breathing that irritates me lol "

Lol

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"They don't know (or care) how annoying it is when the toilet seat is left up...

K x

We have to put it up anytime we and go so whats the big deal about you ladies putting it down when you need ..or is it just lazyness and you want everything done for you ...ok im going to hide from the wrath now "

Shall I set your wife on you??

K x

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"They don't know (or care) how annoying it is when the toilet seat is left up...

K x

We have to put it up anytime we and go so whats the big deal about you ladies putting it down when you need ..or is it just lazyness and you want everything done for you ...ok im going to hide from the wrath now

Shall I set your wife on you??

K x"

Who do you think im hiding from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men are just annoying in general.. Pet peeve they rub that clit like it's stain in the carpet. And no amount of instructions seem to make a bloody difference..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually men need the seat up and down at different points. I have never heard a man complain about a seat being up when he needs it down, he just puts it down!

As someone who lives by himself and who has mates that do as well, all of us can cook, iron and clean. Possibly choice of men is the issue (heads to bunker to hide and do sewing!)

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

What about us fellas cooking and using all the pans in the house (sorry guys)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your absolutely right ..Men will never understand Women.

Niether do women .

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By *eliciouslySalaciousCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"They don't know (or care) how annoying it is when the toilet seat is left up...

K x"

This is so easily solved - guys, while in the house, just pee sitting down! It's actually lazier and it stops your wife falling down the toilet when she backs into the bathroom with her eyes closed...

And by all means continue to pee standing up with your arms in the air everywhere else in the world, as is your manly right.

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"They don't know (or care) how annoying it is when the toilet seat is left up...

K x

This is so easily solved - guys, while in the house, just pee sitting down! It's actually lazier and it stops your wife falling down the toilet when she backs into the bathroom with her eyes closed...

And by all means continue to pee standing up with your arms in the air everywhere else in the world, as is your manly right."

Lol he does pee sitting down its the 2 teenage boys who excersise their manly right

K x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well on that not I have been.in some girls houses or flats and you would think animal's lived there.last time I was with a girl I cleaned her house from top to bottom as I am a( clean freak)'

2days later was a bomb site leaving everything behind her.so now I live myself constantly clean and even the toilet seat is down

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By *ero StressMan
over a year ago

Scotland


"After shaving the grim left in the bathroom sink or hairs all over sink from banging razor off to unblock hair from it.

Never putting a washing on, or just getting general housework done like they are allergic to getting the hoover out or a duster hahaha

The list could go on n on, it's lucky us ladies are patient xx"

Well u should stop shaving in the sink think how he feels when he goes to brush his teeth

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By *ero StressMan
over a year ago

Scotland


"Men are just annoying in general.. Pet peeve they rub that clit like it's stain in the carpet. And no amount of instructions seem to make a bloody difference.."

I'm so gentle

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By *jolMan
over a year ago

Angus


"They don't know (or care) how annoying it is when the toilet seat is left up...

K x

Especially when you don't realise and sit down "

Why you should always look before you sit lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After shaving the grim left in the bathroom sink or hairs all over sink from banging razor off to unblock hair from it.

Never putting a washing on, or just getting general housework done like they are allergic to getting the hoover out or a duster hahaha

The list could go on n on, it's lucky us ladies are patient xx

Well u should stop shaving in the sink think how he feels when he goes to brush his teeth"

Hahaha just have to use the toothbrush to clean rim of my taps pmsl xxx

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By *jolMan
over a year ago

Angus


"After shaving the grim left in the bathroom sink or hairs all over sink from banging razor off to unblock hair from it.

Never putting a washing on, or just getting general housework done like they are allergic to getting the hoover out or a duster hahaha

The list could go on n on, it's lucky us ladies are patient xx"

I dunno, my ex wife was pretty good at avoiding doing the house work, or the cooking and dishes.

At least she did laundry in between glasses of wine!!!!

Guess both sides can be as bad, or as lazy....

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By *ero StressMan
over a year ago

Scotland


"After shaving the grim left in the bathroom sink or hairs all over sink from banging razor off to unblock hair from it.

Never putting a washing on, or just getting general housework done like they are allergic to getting the hoover out or a duster hahaha

The list could go on n on, it's lucky us ladies are patient xx

Well u should stop shaving in the sink think how he feels when he goes to brush his teeth

Hahaha just have to use the toothbrush to clean rim of my taps pmsl xxx"

Haha then he uses urs to clean the toilet hehe

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"They don't know (or care) how annoying it is when the toilet seat is left up...

K x"

It's not that bad!!

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near


"After shaving the grim left in the bathroom sink or hairs all over sink from banging razor off to unblock hair from it.

Never putting a washing on, or just getting general housework done like they are allergic to getting the hoover out or a duster hahaha

The list could go on n on, it's lucky us ladies are patient xx"

ah the joys of not living with a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

any conversation that goes like this

Man - are u all right

Woman - Fine

M- no you're not what's wrong

W- if you understand me you would know what's wrong

M- well since I'm not a fuckin fortune teller and can't read your mind I can't find out what's wrong and that's why I'm asking

W- it's just me ( that's woman speak for it's your fault )

M - what have I done now

W - nothing

M - ok - Man goes back to watching telly

W - well ?

M - well what?

W - what are u going to do about it ?

M - about what ?

W - about why I'm feeling like this!

M - you said there was nothing wrong

W - when a woman says there's nothing wrong there is something wrong and it's up to u to done something about it !! You men know nothing

Man bangs head against wall

I've got loads like this

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By *jolMan
over a year ago

Angus


"

any conversation that goes like this

Man - are u all right

Woman - Fine

M- no you're not what's wrong

W- if you understand me you would know what's wrong

M- well since I'm not a fuckin fortune teller and can't read your mind I can't find out what's wrong and that's why I'm asking

W- it's just me ( that's woman speak for it's your fault )

M - what have I done now

W - nothing

M - ok - Man goes back to watching telly

W - well ?

M - well what?

W - what are u going to do about it ?

M - about what ?

W - about why I'm feeling like this!

M - you said there was nothing wrong

W - when a woman says there's nothing wrong there is something wrong and it's up to u to done something about it !! You men know nothing

Man bangs head against wall

I've got loads like this "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

any conversation that goes like this

Man - are u all right

Woman - Fine

M- no you're not what's wrong

W- if you understand me you would know what's wrong

M- well since I'm not a fuckin fortune teller and can't read your mind I can't find out what's wrong and that's why I'm asking

W- it's just me ( that's woman speak for it's your fault )

M - what have I done now

W - nothing

M - ok - Man goes back to watching telly

W - well ?

M - well what?

W - what are u going to do about it ?

M - about what ?

W - about why I'm feeling like this!

M - you said there was nothing wrong

W - when a woman says there's nothing wrong there is something wrong and it's up to u to done something about it !! You men know nothing

Man bangs head against wall

I've got loads like this

"

This followed by the question....are you due on

Lights the fuse of fury lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

any conversation that goes like this

Man - are u all right

Woman - Fine

M- no you're not what's wrong

W- if you understand me you would know what's wrong

M- well since I'm not a fuckin fortune teller and can't read your mind I can't find out what's wrong and that's why I'm asking

W- it's just me ( that's woman speak for it's your fault )

M - what have I done now

W - nothing

M - ok - Man goes back to watching telly

W - well ?

M - well what?

W - what are u going to do about it ?

M - about what ?

W - about why I'm feeling like this!

M - you said there was nothing wrong

W - when a woman says there's nothing wrong there is something wrong and it's up to u to done something about it !! You men know nothing

Man bangs head against wall

I've got loads like this

This followed by the question....are you due on

Lights the fuse of fury lol"

Or how about this

Darling can u get me a beer from the fridge

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife


"

any conversation that goes like this

Man - are u all right

Woman - Fine

M- no you're not what's wrong

W- if you understand me you would know what's wrong

M- well since I'm not a fuckin fortune teller and can't read your mind I can't find out what's wrong and that's why I'm asking

W- it's just me ( that's woman speak for it's your fault )

M - what have I done now

W - nothing

M - ok - Man goes back to watching telly

W - well ?

M - well what?

W - what are u going to do about it ?

M - about what ?

W - about why I'm feeling like this!

M - you said there was nothing wrong

W - when a woman says there's nothing wrong there is something wrong and it's up to u to done something about it !! You men know nothing

Man bangs head against wall

I've got loads like this "

yes and just when you think you know the rules, we change them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men dont know how good it is to take your bra off! Best part of the day!

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock


"They don't know (or care) how annoying it is when the toilet seat is left up...

K x

Especially when you don't realise and sit down

Why you should always look before you sit lol "

Don't understand about putting seat down. Do they open the bathroom door with their arses and reverse in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men dont know how good it is to take your bra off! Best part of the day! "

Sarah Millican calls it BRT.

Bra removal time

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife


"Men dont know how good it is to take your bra off! Best part of the day!

Sarah Millican calls it BRT.

Bra removal time "

that's on a par with kicking your shoes off! bliss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After shaving the grim left in the bathroom sink or hairs all over sink from banging razor off to unblock hair from it.

Never putting a washing on, or just getting general housework done like they are allergic to getting the hoover out or a duster hahaha

The list could go on n on, it's lucky us ladies are patient xxah the joys of not living with a woman "

Bloggs u would love living with me hahhaa I am a tad OCD u wouldn't have to lift a finger if u were shit hot in the bedroom hahaha but I do ask u attempt to take hoover and sister oot for me hahaha x

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Men will never know the pleasure of freshly shaved legs and new bedding..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

any conversation that goes like this

Man - are u all right

Woman - Fine

M- no you're not what's wrong

W- if you understand me you would know what's wrong

M- well since I'm not a fuckin fortune teller and can't read your mind I can't find out what's wrong and that's why I'm asking

W- it's just me ( that's woman speak for it's your fault )

M - what have I done now

W - nothing

M - ok - Man goes back to watching telly

W - well ?

M - well what?

W - what are u going to do about it ?

M - about what ?

W - about why I'm feeling like this!

M - you said there was nothing wrong

W - when a woman says there's nothing wrong there is something wrong and it's up to u to done something about it !! You men know nothing

Man bangs head against wall

I've got loads like this yes and just when you think you know the rules, we change them "

There are rules

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near


"After shaving the grim left in the bathroom sink or hairs all over sink from banging razor off to unblock hair from it.

Never putting a washing on, or just getting general housework done like they are allergic to getting the hoover out or a duster hahaha

The list could go on n on, it's lucky us ladies are patient xxah the joys of not living with a woman

Bloggs u would love living with me hahhaa I am a tad OCD u wouldn't have to lift a finger if u were shit hot in the bedroom hahaha but I do ask u attempt to take hoover and sister oot for me hahaha x"

only if yr sis is over 18 n hot

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I don't get the bra thing. I don't get that sense of relief that other women do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually prefer toilet seat and lid down ... still have to adjust it before and after every pee but it looks tidier

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"They don't know (or care) how annoying it is when the toilet seat is left up...

K x"

Would you prefer the splash look on the seat lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lights the fuse of fury lol"

Always wondered what the wee string on the end of tampons was for......makes perfect sense now!

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By *leasure domMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

When the suffragettes were demonstrating for the vote, they missed a trick.....they should have insisted that bathrooms in new houses should include a small urinal bowl for the chaps and their splashback problems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love hoovering peaceful ????

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Have any other guys noticed just how cold the water is it that toilet bowl? . . and its deeper than you might think too . . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What minor irritations or pleasures will men never understand? And I'm not talking the usual periods or labour.

For example men will never understand how annoying it is when the nozzle on the hairdryer goes flying off and you burn your hands trying to put it back on

Yet you'll never understand the pure ensure of taking your bra off at the end of the day

And boys feel free to start your own thread and discuss what us women miss out on "

Yes we do hahaha I use a hair dryer all the time and as for taking a bra off at the end of the day I think that's got nothing on taking body armour off at the end of a 14 hour patrol in the desert so yeah some off us does know how it feels if not more

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

You should put the seat and lid down BEFORE you flush....

Manky gits!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bog seat is down, I've done the ironing, three to four washes a week, and you can see my floors.......

We aren't all bad.

I do have two bikes in the hall one in the living room and one in my bedroom mind....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men are just annoying in general.. Pet peeve they rub that clit like it's stain in the carpet. And no amount of instructions seem to make a bloody difference.."

Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most men have no idea how frsutrating it is trying to fasten suspenders!! Takes bloody ages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your absolutely right ..Men will never understand Women.

Niether do women .

"

Women understand women that's why they're so misogynistic fs.

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By *eisurepleasureMan
over a year ago

belfast

Mine complained i dont cook enough.so i decided id cook every meal breakfast lunch and dinner for a week which i did.then she complained i dont cook enough again.i said "i cooked all meals for a week!"

She says" yeah but you only cooked cause you were hungry!"

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????

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