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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

... You can say your H's properly

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

When you pronounce loch properly and not pronounce it "lock"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you pronounce loch properly and not pronounce it "lock"

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"When you pronounce loch properly and not pronounce it "lock"

I don't pronounce it 'lock' but it's not 'loch' either!

Mutant pronunciation at the mo lol

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"When you pronounce loch properly and not pronounce it "lock"

I don't pronounce it 'lock' but it's not 'loch' either!

Mutant pronunciation at the mo lol

When you master it then your well on your way

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

When a pissed Scots person talks to you n you can understand him/her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You read the Broons and our Wullie books and read them in their accents

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By *haostimeMan
over a year ago

north Glasgow

You can pronounce "Drymen" properly lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can pronounce "Drymen" properly lol"

I dont even think i can pronounce that lol!

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"You read the Broons and our Wullie books and read them in their accents

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

When you pronounce Cockburn properly, and not as the English do.

Mandy

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By *haostimeMan
over a year ago

north Glasgow

I dont even think i can pronounce that lol!"

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Max, Do you not have any Scottish in you?

I would more than happily oblige!

xxx

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"You read the Broons and our Wullie books and read them in their accents

Nae chance

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"When a pissed Scots person talks to you n you can understand him/her"

Edinburgh am ok... but as I found out on Sunday I need practice with the Glasgow accent, still dunno what that girl said to me

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

What if you can pronounce Milngavie correctly???

Does that help

But then Max, why would you want to surrender your sexy 'Frenchness'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ecclefechan

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Max, Do you not have any Scottish in you?

I would more than happily oblige!

xxx"

Haha Red

Let me have a look! Nope! My dildo from Taiwan lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Youre Scottish when you realise irn bru is the only hangover cure and sausages just taste better square!

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By *haostimeMan
over a year ago

north Glasgow

"What if you can pronounce Milngavie correctly???

Hahaha someone checking my profile

It's a dump ,lol , quiet as he'll, but a few CRACKING outdoor spots

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"What if you can pronounce Milngavie correctly???

Does that help

But then Max, why would you want to surrender your sexy 'Frenchness'?

Over 20 years here and it's not going lol someone made fun of my accent yesterday, apparently I can't say 'area' either lol

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Youre Scottish when you realise irn bru is the only hangover cure and sausages just taste better square! "

Lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"What if you can pronounce Milngavie correctly???

Hahaha someone checking my profile

It's a dump ,lol , quiet as he'll, but a few CRACKING outdoor spots

No - first one that sprung to mind lmao

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"What if you can pronounce Milngavie correctly???

Does that help

But then Max, why would you want to surrender your sexy 'Frenchness'?

Over 20 years here and it's not going lol someone made fun of my accent yesterday, apparently I can't say 'area' either lol

Good. Area is a boring word...

Never lose it Max

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

"Youre Scottish when you realise irn bru is the only hangover cure and sausages just taste better square! "

Sausages are called slice over this neck of the woods and links are sausages.

No bottles of ginger either, called skoosh after the sound it makes as you unscrew the top, although others call it after it's flavoured name.

Local dialects are brill.

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"What if you can pronounce Milngavie correctly???

Does that help

But then Max, why would you want to surrender your sexy 'Frenchness'?

Over 20 years here and it's not going lol someone made fun of my accent yesterday, apparently I can't say 'area' either lol

Good. Area is a boring word...

Never lose it Max

Hehe thanks Monsieur

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Youre Scottish when you realise irn bru is the only hangover cure and sausages just taste better square!

Sausages are called slice over this neck of the woods and links are sausages.

No bottles of ginger either, called skoosh after the sound it makes as you unscrew the top, although others call it after it's flavoured name.

Local dialects are brill.

Every day is a school day

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By *ilveryFoxMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"... You can say your H's properly

It's all in the tongue and mouth action, I'd be delighted to show show

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you can say 'all the squirrels in the World eat curly wurleys from Burger King'

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"When you can say 'all the squirrels in the World eat curly wurleys from Burger King'

Jack!!! I can't say squirrel either lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're welcome.

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

"Youre Scottish when you realise irn bru is the only hangover cure and sausages just taste better square!

Sausages are called slice over this neck of the woods and links are sausages.

No bottles of ginger either, called skoosh after the sound it makes as you unscrew the top, although others call it after it's flavoured name.

Local dialects are brill.

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slice to me is lorne..... square is steak slice ......links are paddy bangers. never had a glass cheque it was a rammy skoosh ive always taken to be a newcastle dialect

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By *ero666Man
over a year ago

fife

When you catch the sneaky haggis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when your 18 year old son says" fit like ma quine" oe " aye ken" to his wee sis and your understand him for once and dont need the "english" translation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Youre Scottish when you realise irn bru is the only hangover cure and sausages just taste better square!

Sausages are called slice over this neck of the woods

Only you Greenock/gourock people call it that. It's square!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When u go to the shop for messages

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"when your 18 year old son says" fit like ma quine" oe " aye ken" to his wee sis and your understand him for once and dont need the "english" translation. "

Lol

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"When u go to the shop for messages

Lol

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"when your 18 year old son says" fit like ma quine" oe " aye ken" to his wee sis and your understand him for once and dont need the "english" translation.

Lol

OK................WTF does "fit like ma quine" mean.....

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"Youre Scottish when you realise irn bru is the only hangover cure and sausages just taste better square!

Sausages are called slice over this neck of the woods

Only you Greenock/gourock people call it that. It's square!!"

agreed!!

When I moved out of Greenock noone knew wtf I was talking about when I said slice..........

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

When you can say Milngavie, and spell it when someone asks you too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when your 18 year old son says" fit like ma quine" oe " aye ken" to his wee sis and your understand him for once and dont need the "english" translation.

Lol

OK................WTF does "fit like ma quine" mean.....

something like " how are you young girl", lol

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By *LightyearMan
over a year ago

east kilbride

Lorne is the right name. Yeh canny beat it on a crispy roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you give a Scottish note to a shopkeeper in England and they refuse you have the legal right to say "excuse me I think you'll find that's legal tender "

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"when your 18 year old son says" fit like ma quine" oe " aye ken" to his wee sis and your understand him for once and dont need the "english" translation.

Lol

OK................WTF does "fit like ma quine" mean.....

something like " how are you young girl", lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you can roll your "r's" when you talk . Max i think you can roll your r's well it looked good to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have a morton roll wi slice and glass bottle irn bru for breakfast

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By *illnatMan
over a year ago

wherever i need to be

"Or

Ecclefechan

Ooft now that's one I've no heard in ages although I can say it as well as Milngavie lol although I do think miln gavie sounds much better

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By *illnatMan
over a year ago

wherever i need to be

When you understand what a peh, a Bridie and an ingin ane an aw is and when it's a braw bricht moonlit nicht the nicht

Feck me that put autocorrect to the test

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"When you can roll your "r's" when you talk . Max i think you can roll your r's well it looked good to me

can't roll my r's well but certainly good at rolling my eyes lol

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"When you understand what a peh, a Bridie and an ingin ane an aw is and when it's a braw bricht moonlit nicht the nicht

Feck me that put autocorrect to the test "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ken what?

I want a piece for my lunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also when you play frisbee "Taps Aff" style in the snow

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

can't roll my r's well but certainly good at rolling my eyes lol

You can certainly roll your arse (sorry, I mean hips), when you were Salsa dancing!

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

When I moved out of Greenock noone knew wtf I was talking about when I said slice..........

Oh yeah? Come back down to Greenock and say that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When yeh fart and blame it on the dug you don't have

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By *izzabelle and well hungCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh.

.....when you have some of my and Belle's Scottish hospitality.

Ps. Never stop being French. It's one of the many things that make you sexy. Xxxx

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

can't roll my r's well but certainly good at rolling my eyes lol

You can certainly roll your arse (sorry, I mean hips), when you were Salsa dancing!

Aww thanks Red

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

".....when you have some of my and Belle's Scottish hospitality.

Ps. Never stop being French. It's one of the many things that make you sexy. Xxxx"

Hung

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would you want to sound Scottish when you have a amazing French Purrrr

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

When you can roll yr R's ..I said R's ffs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone says at wee hingmyhing and you know what they mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the sausage on your roll is square

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When the sausage on your roll is square "

That will be slice then lol

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"When the sausage on your roll is square

That will be slice then lol"

Lol think we could make a whole thread on sausage lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can pronounce "Drymen" properly lol"

I think Milngavie is an equal test...

Or how about if you can eat a haggis supper and wash it down with a glass bottle of irn bru.

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"You can pronounce "Drymen" properly lol

I think Milngavie is an equal test...

Or how about if you can eat a haggis supper and wash it down with a glass bottle of irn bru."

Haggis yes

Irn Bru

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can pronounce "Drymen" properly lol

I think Milngavie is an equal test...

Or how about if you can eat a haggis supper and wash it down with a glass bottle of irn bru.

Haggis yes

Irn Bru

So close!

Must practise... Try it as a mixer for vodka...

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"You can pronounce "Drymen" properly lol

I think Milngavie is an equal test...

Or how about if you can eat a haggis supper and wash it down with a glass bottle of irn bru.

Haggis yes

Irn Bru

So close!

Must practise... Try it as a mixer for vodka...

There used to be a kid medicine that tasted like that... Yuck lol

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By *onniemMan
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

"You can pronounce "Drymen" properly lol

I think Milngavie is an equal test...

Or how about if you can eat a haggis supper and wash it down with a glass bottle of irn bru.

Haggis yes

Irn Bru

So close!

Must practise... Try it as a mixer for vodka...

There used to be a kid medicine that tasted like that... Yuck lol "

Is this available over the counter at most pharmacies ?

what ? I'm just asking

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"You can pronounce "Drymen" properly lol

I think Milngavie is an equal test...

Or how about if you can eat a haggis supper and wash it down with a glass bottle of irn bru.

Haggis yes

Irn Bru

So close!

Must practise... Try it as a mixer for vodka...

There used to be a kid medicine that tasted like that... Yuck lol

Is this available over the counter at most pharmacies ?

what ? I'm just asking

Long gone... was a feeeewww years ago lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can pronounce "Drymen" properly lol

I think Milngavie is an equal test...

Or how about if you can eat a haggis supper and wash it down with a glass bottle of irn bru.

Haggis yes

Irn Bru

So close!

Must practise... Try it as a mixer for vodka...

There used to be a kid medicine that tasted like that... Yuck lol

Is this available over the counter at most pharmacies ?

what ? I'm just asking

Long gone... was a feeeewww years ago lol

I drink vodka diet irn bru...

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"You can pronounce "Drymen" properly lol

I think Milngavie is an equal test...

Or how about if you can eat a haggis supper and wash it down with a glass bottle of irn bru.

Haggis yes

Irn Bru

So close!

Must practise... Try it as a mixer for vodka...

There used to be a kid medicine that tasted like that... Yuck lol

Is this available over the counter at most pharmacies ?

what ? I'm just asking

Long gone... was a feeeewww years ago lol

I drink vodka diet irn bru..."

Need to try it with vodka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can pronounce "Drymen" properly lol

I think Milngavie is an equal test...

Or how about if you can eat a haggis supper and wash it down with a glass bottle of irn bru.

Haggis yes

Irn Bru

So close!

Must practise... Try it as a mixer for vodka...

There used to be a kid medicine that tasted like that... Yuck lol

Is this available over the counter at most pharmacies ?

what ? I'm just asking

Long gone... was a feeeewww years ago lol

I drink vodka diet irn bru...

Need to try it with vodka

Let me know when you're trying. I'll help!

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"You can pronounce "Drymen" properly lol

I think Milngavie is an equal test...

Or how about if you can eat a haggis supper and wash it down with a glass bottle of irn bru.

Haggis yes

Irn Bru

So close!

Must practise... Try it as a mixer for vodka...

There used to be a kid medicine that tasted like that... Yuck lol

Is this available over the counter at most pharmacies ?

what ? I'm just asking

Long gone... was a feeeewww years ago lol

I drink vodka diet irn bru...

Need to try it with vodka

Let me know when you're trying. I'll help!

Haha... Cool

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By *mf4BxJCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh

When you balk at the thought of having to work the 2nd if January.

When you don't bat an eyelid at seeing normal food served in a pie. I'm talking macaroni, haggis neeps and tatties, beans and mash... the list is endless!

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

when you cant walk past a shop that sells Buckie and red cola

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"When you balk at the thought of having to work the 2nd if January.

When you don't bat an eyelid at seeing normal food served in a pie. I'm talking macaroni, haggis neeps and tatties, beans and mash... the list is endless!

Haha... macaroni pie is one I can't get used to! Even after 20 years here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the name Karl/Carl sounds like Carol ?? Or when u do finally get it right u sound irish ?? ????

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By *mojeeCouple
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Or

Ecclefechan

Lesmahagow always used to baffle me until someone mentioned it then it became obvious how to pronounce it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you explain to an English person that haggis or haggi the plural live on hills but have one leg longer than the other to run round the hill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you know who glen michael is and Palladin

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Lol

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