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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What is the worst thing someone on here has done that u have met? And your like really

I know single blokes get a bad write up on here but single females can be just as bad with their behaviours

Over years of being on here I've heard a few horror stories:- girls just turning up at guys houses,guys arranging to meet someone and then cancel last min or make up a rubbish excuse and go meet someone else. Anyone else have any experiences to share xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is the worst thing someone on here has done that u have met? And your like really

I know single blokes get a bad write up on here but single females can be just as bad with their behaviours

Over years of being on here I've heard a few horror

stories:- girls justturning up at guys houses,guys arranging to meet someone and then cancel last min or make up a rubbish excuse and go meet someone else. Anyone else have any experiences to share xxx

"

I would love to comment on this but unfortunately i have not had the pleasure of meeting anyone on here yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is probably not an ideal thread for airing dirty washing .

Just in my humble opinion .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What is the worst thing someone on here has done that u have met? And your like really

I know single blokes get a bad write up on here but single females can be just as bad with their behaviours

Over years of being on here I've heard a few horror

stories:- girls justturning up at guys houses,guys arranging to meet someone and then cancel last min or make up a rubbish excuse and go meet someone else. Anyone else have any experiences to share xxx

I would love to comment on this but unfortunately i have not had the pleasure of meeting anyone on here yet."

You should go to clubs and socials they are best way to meet people and get verified. Not many site users will meet someone that is not verified. I personally don't meet someone who is not verified by few people good luck on your swinging venture xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is probably not an ideal thread for airing dirty washing .

Just in my humble opinion .

"

Not really dirty washing airing just experiences with no names mentioned but ok

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

A had a young fwb when living in England, she was 22yr, was a teen mom. And a part of me was excited that she was a young milf

However, she freaked me out when she said "how do you know i haven't needled holes in these condom packets"...

Then i came to Glasgow, and was planning to meet a new woman one night when this "milf" phoned me whilst a bit tipsy and said "do you love me" .. Then sends me a selfie showing she's in Glasgow city centre and v.horny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A had a young fwb when living in England, she was 22yr, was a teen mom. And a part of me was excited that she was a young milf

However, she freaked me out when she said "how do you know i haven't needled holes in these condom packets"...

Then i came to Glasgow, and was planning to meet a new woman one night when this "milf" phoned me whilst a bit tipsy and said "do you love me" .. Then sends me a selfie showing she's in Glasgow city centre and v.horny "

Hahhaa eeekkkk no wonder you were freaked out lollll did u join her in her horniness that evening xx

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill


"A had a young fwb when living in England, she was 22yr, was a teen mom. And a part of me was excited that she was a young milf

However, she freaked me out when she said "how do you know i haven't needled holes in these condom packets"...

Then i came to Glasgow, and was planning to meet a new woman one night when this "milf" phoned me whilst a bit tipsy and said "do you love me" .. Then sends me a selfie showing she's in Glasgow city centre and v.horny "

And did you go?

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"A had a young fwb when living in England, she was 22yr, was a teen mom. And a part of me was excited that she was a young milf

However, she freaked me out when she said "how do you know i haven't needled holes in these condom packets"...

Then i came to Glasgow, and was planning to meet a new woman one night when this "milf" phoned me whilst a bit tipsy and said "do you love me" .. Then sends me a selfie showing she's in Glasgow city centre and v.horny

And did you go? "

My planned meet went awol.. Turns out she broke down somewhere and battery died, so she was very apologetic next morning....

But yes, dutifully picked up this horny lass and made her very satisfied.... Using my own condoms! I was knackered by the morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A had a young fwb when living in England, she was 22yr, was a teen mom. And a part of me was excited that she was a young milf

However, she freaked me out when she said "how do you know i haven't needled holes in these condom packets"...

Then i came to Glasgow, and was planning to meet a new woman one night when this "milf" phoned me whilst a bit tipsy and said "do you love me" .. Then sends me a selfie showing she's in Glasgow city centre and v.horny

And did you go?

My planned meet went awol.. Turns out she broke down somewhere and battery died, so she was very apologetic next morning....

But yes, dutifully picked up this horny lass and made her very satisfied.... Using my own condoms! I was knackered by the morning "

Hahaha when the horn kicks in u gotta go with it

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"A had a young fwb when living in England, she was 22yr, was a teen mom. And a part of me was excited that she was a young milf

However, she freaked me out when she said "how do you know i haven't needled holes in these condom packets"...

Then i came to Glasgow, and was planning to meet a new woman one night when this "milf" phoned me whilst a bit tipsy and said "do you love me" .. Then sends me a selfie showing she's in Glasgow city centre and v.horny

And did you go?

My planned meet went awol.. Turns out she broke down somewhere and battery died, so she was very apologetic next morning....

But yes, dutifully picked up this horny lass and made her very satisfied.... Using my own condoms! I was knackered by the morning

Hahaha when the horn kicks in u gotta go with it "

Definitely. However, a d*unk girl randomly traveling 4hrs across the UK to say she wants sex is a tad unattractive

We broke up after i moved here..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Years ago when I first joined....with one of my first meets I was so eager to seal the deal I 'overlooked' a few warning signs indicating levels of craziness....pretty sure she had ADHD or ADD or whatever it is as well!

But she was young n fit,so ignored my instincts!

She arrives at mine n within seconds is giving me head...all good but then right after she holds my cock like it was a microphone n speaks into it......."You're mine now,ALLLL MINE!"

Eeeek!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A had a young fwb when living in England, she was 22yr, was a teen mom. And a part of me was excited that she was a young milf

However, she freaked me out when she said "how do you know i haven't needled holes in these condom packets"...

Then i came to Glasgow, and was planning to meet a new woman one night when this "milf" phoned me whilst a bit tipsy and said "do you love me" .. Then sends me a selfie showing she's in Glasgow city centre and v.horny

And did you go?

My planned meet went awol.. Turns out she broke down somewhere and battery died, so she was very apologetic next morning....

But yes, dutifully picked up this horny lass and made her very satisfied.... Using my own condoms! I was knackered by the morning

Hahaha when the horn kicks in u gotta go with it

Definitely. However, a d*unk girl randomly traveling 4hrs across the UK to say she wants sex is a tad unattractive

We broke up after i moved here.."

Hahhaa you must have been good in the sack for her to travel 4 hours to you

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"A had a young fwb when living in England, she was 22yr, was a teen mom. And a part of me was excited that she was a young milf

However, she freaked me out when she said "how do you know i haven't needled holes in these condom packets"...

Then i came to Glasgow, and was planning to meet a new woman one night when this "milf" phoned me whilst a bit tipsy and said "do you love me" .. Then sends me a selfie showing she's in Glasgow city centre and v.horny

And did you go?

My planned meet went awol.. Turns out she broke down somewhere and battery died, so she was very apologetic next morning....

But yes, dutifully picked up this horny lass and made her very satisfied.... Using my own condoms! I was knackered by the morning

Hahaha when the horn kicks in u gotta go with it

Definitely. However, a d*unk girl randomly traveling 4hrs across the UK to say she wants sex is a tad unattractive

We broke up after i moved here..

Hahhaa you must have been good in the sack for her to travel 4 hours to you "

Each to their own i guess, but I've never had any complaints....

Except once, on the second date, the girl came to mine super early. It was a social meet in my head, but she jumped straight to my bed and store stripped off..i had a work meeting but she said she'd keep the bed warm.. Hour later i get back and she's the wet and ready to go ...

After two minutes, she jumps up and runs to the bathroom.. She complained i went too deep.. Then she left, never to hear from her again

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By *jolMan
over a year ago

Angus

Had one female who said she wanted to meet for a cuppa, but thereafter didn't reply to the offer of time & place.

Arranged to meet another for a non social, who then messaged that the meet was dependant on me snorting Charlie.

Didn't realise it was a 3-way and thought it odd that Charlie wanted snorted, each to their own though!

Needless to say the block function was deftly used on both occasions.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Had one female who said she wanted to meet for a cuppa, but thereafter didn't reply to the offer of time & place.

Arranged to meet another for a non social, who then messaged that the meet was dependant on me snorting Charlie.

Didn't realise it was a 3-way and thought it odd that Charlie wanted snorted, each to their own though!

Needless to say the block function was deftly used on both occasions."

Hahhaa yeah meeting someone intoxicated on drugs is never good hahaha this is reason I have sentence in my profile bout dirty nails pmsl. Instantly look at a guys nails now never used to hahahah x

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By *jolMan
over a year ago

Angus


"Had one female who said she wanted to meet for a cuppa, but thereafter didn't reply to the offer of time & place.

Arranged to meet another for a non social, who then messaged that the meet was dependant on me snorting Charlie.

Didn't realise it was a 3-way and thought it odd that Charlie wanted snorted, each to their own though!

Needless to say the block function was deftly used on both occasions.

Hahhaa yeah meeting someone intoxicated on drugs is never good hahaha this is reason I have sentence in my profile bout dirty nails pmsl. Instantly look at a guys nails now never used to hahahah x"

No, it's never good. Guess it's another form of "Dutch Courage" for some. I'll hide my nails, but only because I have a bad habit of chewing them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most of our bad experiences weren't off fab but we have had more than a few.

First one was supposed to be our first mff and Mrs first bi experience.

We were all ready to start and the other girl text me whilst my gf was using my phone saying "I wish she wasn't here so we could fuck".

Instant mood killer, to make matters worse she turned uo to stay with us randomly the next weekend.

Second we were chatting to someone from Dundee for ages and decided to go for it so we booked a hotel travelled all the way up and she never turned up.

Most recent was I had been chatting to a girl for ages who was on here but we met through a diffrent site.

Her and my gf started chatting and between them arranged a mff for my birthday. Both of them being big mouths couldnt keep it a secret and told me. Few days before she started going a bit weird and I knew she was goung to be a no show. The day came and she messaged to tell us she had a bad fall and was in hospital thing is she was also posting looking for a meet the same day.

Thankfully RandL came to the rescue and I had a great birthday weekend.

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

The worse thing??

Actually agreeing to meet them in the first place!!!

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"What is the worst thing someone on here has done that u have met? And your like really

I know single blokes get a bad write up on here but single females can be just as bad with their behaviours

Over years of being on here I've heard a few horror stories:- girls just turning up at guys houses,guys arranging to meet someone and then cancel last min or make up a rubbish excuse and go meet someone else. Anyone else have any experiences to share xxx

"

To be perfectly honest i have only had great experiences over the years and loved every minute thankfully no horror stories as yet

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"The worse thing??

Actually agreeing to meet them in the first place!!!

"

Omg where have you been hiding

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

when I was with my ex we were invited to her house. . . when we realised we were at the wrong door (false address) and messaged her she blocked us . . .

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"The worse thing??

Actually agreeing to meet them in the first place!!!

Omg where have you been hiding "

I had to venture out into the big wide world.....Feckin scary stuff!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a very sexy lass after a while chatting...different site, spent a great social evening, which is all I thought was. Then she started slagging me loudly basically saying why did I meet if I didn't want to fuck.....Just me being a bloke an dreading all signs wrong or maybe just me bein a gent. Anyway soon resolved and fumbles gropes and snogs later via a main Edinburgh street to her flat and out on Balcony for a great BJ and strip off......yes it was summer in Edinburgh. Finally after all the foreplay full rampant sex underway only for rapid rewind saying its not at all what was wanted and out on landing wi clothes in hand in double quick time....... Tres confused and home with a sense of wonderment and puzzlement. All I can say is damn sexy, great cumpany, bright n funny but froot the loop schizo......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once met a girl in fab .I met her picked her up she came here for a chat she kept on going to the toilet,the 5th time she took her we bag.turned out she must phoned for a taxi as she left my flat as I thought she was still.in the toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Met a very sexy lass after a while chatting...different site, spent a great social evening, which is all I thought was. Then she started slagging me loudly basically saying why did I meet if I didn't want to fuck.....Just me being a bloke an dreading all signs wrong or maybe just me bein a gent. Anyway soon resolved and fumbles gropes and snogs later via a main Edinburgh street to her flat and out on Balcony for a great BJ and strip off......yes it was summer in Edinburgh. Finally after all the foreplay full rampant sex underway only for rapid rewind saying its not at all what was wanted and out on landing wi clothes in hand in double quick time....... Tres confused and home with a sense of wonderment and puzzlement. All I can say is damn sexy, great cumpany, bright n funny but froot the loop schizo...... "

Sounds like crazy lady revenge tactics......because you didn't try to fuck her straight away which may have bruised her ego?

I could be wrong though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Had one female who said she wanted to meet for a cuppa, but thereafter didn't reply to the offer of time & place.

Arranged to meet another for a non social, who then messaged that the meet was dependant on me snorting Charlie.

Didn't realise it was a 3-way and thought it odd that Charlie wanted snorted, each to their own though!

Needless to say the block function was deftly used on both occasions.

Hahhaa yeah meeting someone intoxicated on drugs is never good hahaha this is reason I have sentence in my profile bout dirty nails pmsl. Instantly look at a guys nails now never used to hahahah x

No, it's never good. Guess it's another form of "Dutch Courage" for some. I'll hide my nails, but only because I have a bad habit of chewing them lol"

Hahhaa well if someone has manly filthy nails then they don't have same hygiene standards as I like

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The worse thing??

Actually agreeing to meet them in the first place!!!

"

Pmsl hahhaha it's deffo looking that way just now on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What is the worst thing someone on here has done that u have met? And your like really

I know single blokes get a bad write up on here but single females can be just as bad with their behaviours

Over years of being on here I've heard a few horror stories:- girls just turning up at guys houses,guys arranging to meet someone and then cancel last min or make up a rubbish excuse and go meet someone else. Anyone else have any experiences to share xxx

To be perfectly honest i have only had great experiences over the years and loved every minute thankfully no horror stories as yet "

Awww I will change that for you bunks just so I can make a story for u hahhaa x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Met a very sexy lass after a while chatting...different site, spent a great social evening, which is all I thought was. Then she started slagging me loudly basically saying why did I meet if I didn't want to fuck.....Just me being a bloke an dreading all signs wrong or maybe just me bein a gent. Anyway soon resolved and fumbles gropes and snogs later via a main Edinburgh street to her flat and out on Balcony for a great BJ and strip off......yes it was summer in Edinburgh. Finally after all the foreplay full rampant sex underway only for rapid rewind saying its not at all what was wanted and out on landing wi clothes in hand in double quick time....... Tres confused and home with a sense of wonderment and puzzlement. All I can say is damn sexy, great cumpany, bright n funny but froot the loop schizo...... "

Pmsl were u the naked man out on a roof hiding at a windowsill that has been all over net recently lolll actually think that was in France

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I once met a girl in fab .I met her picked her up she came here for a chat she kept on going to the toilet,the 5th time she took her we bag.turned out she must phoned for a taxi as she left my flat as I thought she was still.in the toilet"

Pmsl meeting in someone's house tho is more nerve wracking tho than a public place I think. Well for me it is x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Met a very sexy lass after a while chatting...different site, spent a great social evening, which is all I thought was. Then she started slagging me loudly basically saying why did I meet if I didn't want to fuck.....Just me being a bloke an dreading all signs wrong or maybe just me bein a gent. Anyway soon resolved and fumbles gropes and snogs later via a main Edinburgh street to her flat and out on Balcony for a great BJ and strip off......yes it was summer in Edinburgh. Finally after all the foreplay full rampant sex underway only for rapid rewind saying its not at all what was wanted and out on landing wi clothes in hand in double quick time....... Tres confused and home with a sense of wonderment and puzzlement. All I can say is damn sexy, great cumpany, bright n funny but froot the loop schizo......

Sounds like crazy lady revenge tactics......because you didn't try to fuck her straight away which may have bruised her ego?

I could be wrong though."

Lollllllll crazy lady revenge x

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By *honny 555Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I find this so hard been a single guy as I am definitely not desperate but love to play and enjoy the experience with new people but feel as if everyone I talk to a lote of the time are very nasty have met some good genuine people aswell but most people don't even give you a chance sometimes I am only looking for a chat and see were it goes as I am not a shy person really but people need to realise that I am not going to be pushy ither that's not me if someone says no to me I won't ask again I would much rather there is a spark there and they won't to as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I find this so hard been a single guy as I am definitely not desperate but love to play and enjoy the experience with new people but feel as if everyone I talk to a lote of the time are very nasty have met some good genuine people aswell but most people don't even give you a chance sometimes I am only looking for a chat and see were it goes as I am not a shy person really but people need to realise that I am not going to be pushy ither that's not me if someone says no to me I won't ask again I would much rather there is a spark there and they won't to as well"

Try attending socials and clubs best way to meet people if you are not having success via one to one meets. Good luck Mr

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I find this so hard been a single guy as I am definitely not desperate but love to play and enjoy the experience with new people but feel as if everyone I talk to a lote of the time are very nasty have met some good genuine people aswell but most people don't even give you a chance sometimes I am only looking for a chat and see were it goes as I am not a shy person really but people need to realise that I am not going to be pushy ither that's not me if someone says no to me I won't ask again I would much rather there is a spark there and they won't to as well"

You're doing pretty well to me!

New to the site, 3 weeks, 6 verifs!

May be try to be patient!

And there are a lot of other non-pushy guys on here.

So keep at it

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

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By *jolMan
over a year ago

Angus


"Had one female who said she wanted to meet for a cuppa, but thereafter didn't reply to the offer of time & place.

Arranged to meet another for a non social, who then messaged that the meet was dependant on me snorting Charlie.

Didn't realise it was a 3-way and thought it odd that Charlie wanted snorted, each to their own though!

Needless to say the block function was deftly used on both occasions.

Hahhaa yeah meeting someone intoxicated on drugs is never good hahaha this is reason I have sentence in my profile bout dirty nails pmsl. Instantly look at a guys nails now never used to hahahah x

No, it's never good. Guess it's another form of "Dutch Courage" for some. I'll hide my nails, but only because I have a bad habit of chewing them lol

Hahhaa well if someone has manly filthy nails then they don't have same hygiene standards as I like "

Nothing wrong with excellent hygiene standards at all amongst other things!!!

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By *ary_ArgyllMan
over a year ago

Argyll

Ahh I thought you were setting up a footie match.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ahh I thought you were setting up a footie match."

Lolllll well that's a no brainier us ladies on here will whip u guys arses and not in a kinky way xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahh I thought you were setting up a footie match.

Lolllll well that's a no brainier us ladies on here will whip u guys arses and not in a kinky way xx"

Im not too sure about whips ..but ive seen a few durty mares that like a good ride.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ahh I thought you were setting up a footie match.

Lolllll well that's a no brainier us ladies on here will whip u guys arses and not in a kinky way xx

Im not too sure about whips ..but ive seen a few durty mares that like a good ride.

"

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By *earded villainMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

exchange of messages . ticks the boxes all good . face pics . lovely !! exchange numbers . chat on phone . shes legit ! more pics on whatssapp . ya beauty ! meet arranged . walk to door . she answers ...... who the fuck are you ? i asks . certainly wasnt the lovely i spoke with or whos pics i had seen . called her there and then and my heart sank as her phone rang in the back ground . about turn and left .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"exchange of messages . ticks the boxes all good . face pics . lovely !! exchange numbers . chat on phone . shes legit ! more pics on whatssapp . ya beauty ! meet arranged . walk to door . she answers ...... who the fuck are you ? i asks . certainly wasnt the lovely i spoke with or whos pics i had seen . called her there and then and my heart sank as her phone rang in the back ground . about turn and left . "

Sounds a bit strange u must have been too much like a villain x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once met a girl in fab .I met her picked her up she came here for a chat she kept on going to the toilet,the 5th time she took her we bag.turned out she must phoned for a taxi as she left my flat as I thought she was still.in the toilet"

Omg...oot the windae!! Well done you for telling that story. A lot of people would have been too embarrassed!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I once met a girl in fab .I met her picked her up she came here for a chat she kept on going to the toilet,the 5th time she took her we bag.turned out she must phoned for a taxi as she left my flat as I thought she was still.in the toilet

Omg...oot the windae!! Well done you for telling that story. A lot of people would have been too embarrassed!!!

"

Lollll x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have been given the fun about a few times with girls in.here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have been given the fun about a few times with girls in.here "

All fun tho. At time when it happens it's shit. I have only had 2 bad meets hahhaa 1 stalker so not too bad I guess rest of people I have met are just all awesome people and some who I class as really good friends xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One that sticks in my memory he turned up said he doesn't fuck on first meet fair enough I thought so we just had a fumble.....if that's what you call it I swear he was rubbing my client so hard I was bruised had to tell him to stop and leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clit***

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Clit***"

eeekkkk some guys eh just don't have the nack pmsl xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some really don't lolxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a guy who had declined to tell me in advance that he had issues with premature ejaculation he barely touched me and that was it ... but i thought ok benefit of the doubt lets go back to foreplay til he gets hard again ... and that wasnt happening so there i am lying there making small talk waiting for however long it takes before round 2 ... i always naively thought that guys could go a bit longer second time ... but hey presto it was even quicker... he then got up without a word and jumped in the shower as im left looking round thinking oh ok so thats us done then left there hornier than when i arrived! Saw him in the street one day and had to just keep walking and pretend i didnt see!

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Met a guy who had declined to tell me in advance that he had issues with premature ejaculation he barely touched me and that was it ... but i thought ok benefit of the doubt lets go back to foreplay til he gets hard again ... and that wasnt happening so there i am lying there making small talk waiting for however long it takes before round 2 ... i always naively thought that guys could go a bit longer second time ... but hey presto it was even quicker... he then got up without a word and jumped in the shower as im left looking round thinking oh ok so thats us done then left there hornier than when i arrived! Saw him in the street one day and had to just keep walking and pretend i didnt see! "

And you still walk past me

John

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Met a guy who had declined to tell me in advance that he had issues with premature ejaculation he barely touched me and that was it ... but i thought ok benefit of the doubt lets go back to foreplay til he gets hard again ... and that wasnt happening so there i am lying there making small talk waiting for however long it takes before round 2 ... i always naively thought that guys could go a bit longer second time ... but hey presto it was even quicker... he then got up without a word and jumped in the shower as im left looking round thinking oh ok so thats us done then left there hornier than when i arrived! Saw him in the street one day and had to just keep walking and pretend i didnt see! "

Hahhaa awww noooo. Hope you arranged for a better meet to take care of your needs. Guess he maybe felt embarrassed that junior was not playing ball for him xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha it wasnt john ... he should have been more embarassed that he made no attempt to make up for his penis issues in other ways

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By *jolMan
over a year ago

Angus


"One that sticks in my memory he turned up said he doesn't fuck on first meet fair enough I thought so we just had a fumble.....if that's what you call it I swear he was rubbing my client so hard I was bruised had to tell him to stop and leave "

Maybe he was trying to perform erm a deep tissue massage!!! Oh dear.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haha it wasnt john ... he should have been more embarassed that he made no attempt to make up for his penis issues in other ways "

Pmsl hahahaha on point xx

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By *hebs maloneyWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Met a guy of here look fit been talking for a while so decided to meet but the guy who turned up wasn't the same guy in the pic he was old no hair don't mind men who are bold but not a comb over that scared me it happend ones again so I only meet veri people now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a girl in here I went out my way to drive over an hour to meet her.When I did she was dressed like she was,dragged through a skip backwards,then had the ordasity to tell me she wished she never turned up .she hardly looked at me,,then called my pure ugly to my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive only been stood up by girls not guys.

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By *ch WellMan
over a year ago

Scotland

Was invited to meet a woman 1 morning about a half hours drive away. Eventually found her house but was no answer but door was open so took the chance and went in to what can only be described as a hovel with her passed out from drinking all night

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By *ero StressMan
over a year ago

Scotland


"Ahh I thought you were setting up a footie match.

Lolllll well that's a no brainier us ladies on here will whip u guys arses and not in a kinky way xx"

Do we get to share the showers after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What can I say I always turned up being polite looking nice

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By *ero StressMan
over a year ago

Scotland


"Met a guy who had declined to tell me in advance that he had issues with premature ejaculation he barely touched me and that was it ... but i thought ok benefit of the doubt lets go back to foreplay til he gets hard again ... and that wasnt happening so there i am lying there making small talk waiting for however long it takes before round 2 ... i always naively thought that guys could go a bit longer second time ... but hey presto it was even quicker... he then got up without a word and jumped in the shower as im left looking round thinking oh ok so thats us done then left there hornier than when i arrived! Saw him in the street one day and had to just keep walking and pretend i didnt see! "

U must be that sexy take if as a compliment hehe if that was me if I had to I'd b on round 20 b4 I left I've never left a lady unsatisfied yet lol I make sure of if hehe good tounge and fingers 1st always make sure a lady is pleasured that's my rule but I've only had 1 meet from here lol so guess I can't say much

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By *ero StressMan
over a year ago

Scotland

Only had 1 meet from here and she was gorgeus and very polite and nice couldn't really ask for a better 1st meet I know it's not a horror story but thaught I'd add a good 1 hehe I've had a fair few talk about meeting but going totally quiet when it gets near the meet day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ive only been stood up by girls not guys. "

How could anyone stand you up, looking hot xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was invited to meet a woman 1 morning about a half hours drive away. Eventually found her house but was no answer but door was open so took the chance and went in to what can only be described as a hovel with her passed out from drinking all night"

Hahhaa that was brave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a single bloke don't think I'm needy but would like someone to talk back some time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive only been stood up by girls not guys. "
oh get you hahahaah

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By *hebs maloneyWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Met a girl in here I went out my way to drive over an hour to meet her.When I did she was dressed like she was,dragged through a skip backwards,then had the ordasity to tell me she wished she never turned up .she hardly looked at me,,then called my pure ugly to my face"
really that's so bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs has had someone tell her that they were busy on a particular night, only to find out they were meeting someone else. Not that she felt put out by it, more the fact about a lack of honesty.

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