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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm getting the snip Tomorrow any words of wisdom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No big deal

Me n the hubby went for lunch after it

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Hope it goes well for you

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

Bag of peas lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had it done nearly 3yrs ago. And it's a doddle. They speak to you the whole time through the procedure (about 30mins once they start) a bit uncomfortable but some painkillers and a bit ice to keep the swellin down and honstly you'll be fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hubby said the worse bit

Was the smell of burning

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By *amestaylorMan
over a year ago

Rutherglen

You will be fine, had it done a couple off years ago

Bag of frozen peas + Ibuprofen

You will be back on the job very soon

Try to ignore the burning smell

Strangely IV gone of BBQ Food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had it done years ago.

My surgeon played dance music.

Took my mind oFf the operation completely.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Easy. Drove home after

Worst bit for me was wearing tighty whiteys for 4 days and the itching when the hair grew back.

Other than that, no hassle. Just make sure you avoid anyone aged 3-7 especially if their head is at 'the' height for a collision

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By *arymore1Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Like everyone else has said, it's really no big deal, no driving for a couple of days if I remember correctly, and that was about it, the pain was very mild

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Like everyone else has said, it's really no big deal, no driving for a couple of days if I remember correctly, and that was about it, the pain was very mild"

Bollocks!! Do whatever you feel comfortable doing lol.

Oh, and chat to the nurses. I had student nurses too

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Had it done several years ago and all went fine, went for ice cream and a drink afterwards

Although recently I went for a scan down below because of a lump, turns out it's from getting the snip I've got complications and some pain now and then but I'll deal with that than have them open me back up again to fix it

John

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Remember to go back and get the all clear ! Don't want any accidents.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Remember to go back and get the all clear ! Don't want any accidents. "

AND READ THE LETTER

A friend misread his....

And now have kid number 5

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Had it done several years ago and all went fine, went for ice cream and a drink afterwards

Although recently I went for a scan down below because of a lump, turns out it's from getting the snip I've got complications and some pain now and then but I'll deal with that than have them open me back up again to fix it

John "

Just go and get it done you wuss

If it's for the better put up with half an hour in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont get an erection when the oil is spread on your balls the nurse did not like the result. I did of course

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Got a shag the night of my snip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a Gay Dr who did mine and was very uncomfortable with him, as he didn't use scissors but his teeth to cut the stitches

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By *lder for funxxxMan
over a year ago

glasgow

take there advice and wear a tight pair of pants for a few days then you don't get the swelling like some people do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im intrigued ... what causes the burning smell?

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By *aisyDandyCouple
over a year ago

Dundee

Really nothing to worry about, never felt a thing and absolutely no embarrassment. First thing I did when woke up was look under sheets then got dressed in loose jogging bottoms and home! Worst thing was travelling to Ninewells with the 3 samples afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Really nothing to worry about, never felt a thing and absolutely no embarrassment. First thing I did when woke up was look under sheets then got dressed in loose jogging bottoms and home! Worst thing was travelling to Ninewells with the 3 samples afterwards."

Woke Up ? Did you get put under ? As I didn't and to be blunt the jags were sore as F**k, instant sweat on the forehead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had it done many many years ago under a general. ( Not the military kind )

Couple of days and i was right as rain.

Have fired more blanks than the Territorials since *copywrite, Marlene "Only Fools and Horses....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm getting the snip Tomorrow any words of wisdom "

It's nothing to worry about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing to strenuous afterwards for about a week

Tightish y fronts as gravity is not your friend

Wash regular your biggest risk is infection

Talcum powder to stop sweaty groin

Paracetamol if sore co codamol if really sore

And don't do what my mate did by slipping coming out the bath one foot in one out came right down on the middle it's the most horrific injury a man can ever see ouchhhh

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By *eaisgreenMan
over a year ago

Aberdour

I got mine on a Tuesday went back to work Wednesday and played golf on the Saturday. No problems at all however I have heard horrer stories and I believe it comes down to the surgeon.

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By *aisyDandyCouple
over a year ago

Dundee


"Really nothing to worry about, never felt a thing and absolutely no embarrassment. First thing I did when woke up was look under sheets then got dressed in loose jogging bottoms and home! Worst thing was travelling to Ninewells with the 3 samples afterwards.

Woke Up ? Did you get put under ? As I didn't and to be blunt the jags were sore as F**k, instant sweat on the forehead.

Too right, no extra points for being a hero lol"

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

Had mine over 20yrs ago, no problems. In for 5 mins, bit of tea and toast, home again.

Realising that you won't get anyone in the family way again sort of makes you hornier, maybe a psychological thing.

Just my opinion, of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

don't worry ,wear a jock strap for a week or so after and take local anaesthetic for operation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

honestly nothing to it

had it done, stayed awake and then they told me to recover for 45 minutes.

I walked home after half an hour.

Then went to toilet to see if everything was working, worked fine

and had fun the next day

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

it's done under local anaesthetic so I kinda sat up and watched the whole thing. . .nurse on one side, surgeon on the other.

Nurse was chuffed at just how well I had shaved. .

Not a bit of pain, . . I would call it more discomfort when the tubes were tucked back in.

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife


"Im intrigued ... what causes the burning smell? "
cauterising

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you still get the tickly bit and any cum .plus how long before you can have any sort of fun

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By *arymore1Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Like everyone else has said, it's really no big deal, no driving for a couple of days if I remember correctly, and that was about it, the pain was very mild

Bollocks!! Do whatever you feel comfortable doing lol.

Oh, and chat to the nurses. I had student nurses too "

and Bollocks to you too sir, I did not give advice only memories

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By *dmirationMan
over a year ago

Bathgate


"I'm getting the snip Tomorrow any words of wisdom "

He went home and done a clutch on his car after it no big deal he said

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock


"Do you still get the tickly bit and any cum .plus how long before you can have any sort of fun"

Apart from your swimmers disappearing, there's no difference whatsoever. You still ejaculate seminal fluid which carries the sperm, but you can still finish with complete abandon and no worries about a knock on the door months later.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When they burn your pipes and it stinks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

All went fine went back to work after and just a bit tender the next day but all fine and a doddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you still get the tickly bit and any cum .plus how long before you can have any sort of fun"

lol Oh fuck yeah and some of us after can cum when we want woohooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm getting the snip Tomorrow any words of wisdom "

Best move you'll make. Uncomfortable (as you'll now know) but not painful. The spray they put on afterwards to protect the stitches (as you will also now know) hurts like fuck tho! Lol

I got mine done then two days later was on a 10hr flight to Florida. Walked pretty much the whole way

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"All went fine went back to work after and just a bit tender the next day but all fine and a doddle "

Yay

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"All went fine went back to work after and just a bit tender the next day but all fine and a doddle "

Did you check it was still the same size though??

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

Glad it was OK.

Halfway through mine the doc was struggling to find a tube. Threatened to send me home 'half cock' (his words, not mine!).

I told him to reach in there and get it done, as there was no-way I was slapping the last turkey in the shop on the chopping board again another week....

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