FabSwingers.com forum: Daisy Dukes Monday Parody

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Messages with the words “Hi” will be deleted and blocked.

Please do not have a picture of your cock on your profile or it will also be blocked.

Although its okay for me to take selfies of me with everything on show.

Including my room, yes its a fucking mess but i don’t care. I cant be bothered with all that tidying up shit. Id rather take a pic of me living in a shithole with decaying plates of food and yes i do have a floor, its under there somewhere under all that other shit and soiled clothes. I mean its okay to take a picture of myself sitting in front of my stinking mirror and i know i can hardly see myself its that bad. But its okay your not looking at that are you. Your looking at me and my beautiful body. Yep you want me don’t you. My hair is just done its lovely isn’t it even though it took me nearly an hour to find the hairdryer in amongst all this shit.

SO PLEASE COME SAY “HI”