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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So now the real life drama has been removed can someone start a fake forum soap opera please to keep me entertained

Pick your characters and your story lines .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His name was Pierre.....

*continue story*

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

Can people please wait till I'm out the bath save me scrolling up all the posts x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"His name was Pierre.....

*continue story*"

He owned a bakery in troon...

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Can people please wait till I'm out the bath save me scrolling up all the posts x"

No

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"His name was Pierre.....

*continue story*

He owned a bakery in troon..."

But it got shut down as his lemon drizzle was atrocious

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can people please wait till I'm out the bath save me scrolling up all the posts x"

Means yu will have loads to read up on when you get out ... will be like a netflix binge haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"His name was Pierre.....

*continue story*

He owned a bakery in troon...

But it got shut down as his lemon drizzle was atrocious "
so he popped some cherries instead and up popped...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"His name was Pierre.....

*continue story*

He owned a bakery in troon...

But it got shut down as his lemon drizzle was atrocious "

So he started busking outside ann summers..

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"His name was Pierre.....

*continue story*

He owned a bakery in troon...

But it got shut down as his lemon drizzle was atrocious

So he started busking outside ann summers.."

That was when they realised it was actually Ed Sheeran in disguise

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"His name was Pierre.....

*continue story*

He owned a bakery in troon...

But it got shut down as his lemon drizzle was atrocious

So he started busking outside ann summers..

That was when they realised it was actually Ed Sheeran in disguise "

No one recognised him in female attire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With his lovely pair of....

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"His name was Pierre.....

*continue story*

He owned a bakery in troon...

But it got shut down as his lemon drizzle was atrocious

So he started busking outside ann summers..

That was when they realised it was actually Ed Sheeran in disguise

No one recognised him in female attire "

Especially when stood next to Steph...who towered over the pipsqueak in 4 inch heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"With his lovely pair of...."

White pvc thigh high shag me boots and matching raincoat ...

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By *ngelkDevilCouple
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"With his lovely pair of....

White pvc thigh high shag me boots and matching raincoat ..."

With nothing underneath.

And ready for some fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"With his lovely pair of....

White pvc thigh high shag me boots and matching raincoat ...

With nothing underneath.

And ready for some fun "

Till a stray elephant came up behind him and stuck a peanut up his bum ...

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

The giraffe laughed and the marmoset stole his Um Bongo (it wasn't the Congo)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"With his lovely pair of....

White pvc thigh high shag me boots and matching raincoat ...

With nothing underneath.

And ready for some fun

Till a stray elephant came up behind him and stuck a peanut up his bum ..."

best one yet lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"With his lovely pair of....

White pvc thigh high shag me boots and matching raincoat ...

With nothing underneath.

And ready for some fun

Till a stray elephant came up behind him and stuck a peanut up his bum ...

best one yet lol "

Only if it was dry roasted

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley


"With his lovely pair of....

White pvc thigh high shag me boots and matching raincoat ...

With nothing underneath.

And ready for some fun

Till a stray elephant came up behind him and stuck a peanut up his bum ...

best one yet lol

Only if it was dry roasted "

But he's allergic and he began to swell ...

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

Splitting his boots and filling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Splitting his boots and filling"

his bra nicely until he started spilling out...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Splitting his boots and filling

his bra nicely until he started spilling out..."

Into a passing pensioners shopping trolley...

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

Which sent her careering into

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made him wish he really should of applied for the jeremy kyle show

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Which sent her careering into"

The ann summers glass dildo display causing a splinter in ....

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