FabSwingers.com forum: Best chat up lines

By *H_Guy OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

On the flip side of the "worst chat up lines" forum.... what's the best chat up lines you've heard (doesn't just need to be from fab)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I posted on the one u removed lol lightly run my fingers across your face then whisper in your ear, hey is this seat taken? :p

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By *H_Guy OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I posted on the one u removed lol lightly run my fingers across your face then whisper in your ear, hey is this seat taken? :p"

???? Like it

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

"I posted on the one u removed lol lightly run my fingers across your face then whisper in your ear, hey is this seat taken? :p"

God

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

If I did get one, I would hope it would be a funny one

Like good funny, not cringe funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I posted on the one u removed lol lightly run my fingers across your face then whisper in your ear, hey is this seat taken? :p"

Howling! I put this on my public Facebook once as a meme and forgot I had family on there

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By *londie8399Couple
over a year ago

blackpool

Am sure your a thief cos you stole all the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes i was wtf really lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I posted on the one u removed lol lightly run my fingers across your face then whisper in your ear, hey is this seat taken? :p

Howling! I put this on my public Facebook once as a meme and forgot I had family on there

Hahaha aww dear believe me its more embarrassing when u d*unkenly say it to a guy n he just laughs!!!! Oh n a also tried the shaved is the expression fae american pie as a teenager that was another fail lol

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

"I posted on the one u removed lol lightly run my fingers across your face then whisper in your ear, hey is this seat taken? :p"

Think I should try this one a girl next time I'm out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I posted on the one u removed lol lightly run my fingers across your face then whisper in your ear, hey is this seat taken? :p

Think I should try this one a girl next time I'm out?

Why do U want to sit on a woman's face?

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

Didn't quite think that one through, but you know what I mean.

As long as I have a face, then you'll always have a seat.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Hello furry....want to eat cake from my naked body?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello furry....want to eat cake from my naked body?

Oi !!!!!

Don't tell everybody my chat up lines

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Are you my homework?

I should be doing you.... But I'm not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you smell that??

"Smell them" smells beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you smell that??

"Smell them" smells beautiful

Smelling where? Lol

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

I'm compiling the new phone book, can I have your number?

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

My mates bet me that I wouldn't talk to the most gorgeous girl in here. Want to buy some drinks with the winnings?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you like the PlayStation?

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