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Worse chat up lines you have heard ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Whats the worse you have heard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On here?

When are you gonna let me fuck your mouth

1st opening message

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Haha brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope

Wasn't actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aye you don't sweat much for a fat lass!!!

Loved that one.... in fact I couldn't stop laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On here.....

I want to fuck you up the shitter was a highlight

NOT

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By *oneybunnyWoman
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I want to impregnate you was a breathtaker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On here.....

I want to fuck you up the shitter was a highlight

NOT "

And they wonder why we say no thanks???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to work in bar and the worst I heard was

" your eyes are like spanners .... every time you look at me my nuts tighten"

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Anything involving pee, poo or impregnation!

Yikes

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By *ick turpin2000Man
over a year ago

cumnock

Can i smell yer fanny? She said naw, wid u believe, i replied, must be yer feet then hen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I stick my nose up your arse?

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By *ick turpin2000Man
over a year ago

cumnock

Yes u can , bunny lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes u can , bunny lol"

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

I don't think i have ever used a chat up line, or had one used on me.

That's as long as you ignore 'Come here and kiss me...'

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill


"Yes u can , bunny lol

"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I stick my nose up your arse? "

haha my fellow male species fail at life sometimes lol

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By *ornographic ArtsCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I don't know if you're attractive or if society has conditioned me to think you are because of the Kardashians" - in reference to my bum.

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I want to impregnate you was a breathtaker! "

Lol I got that one too!

I replied ok but he never got back to me

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'm chocolate, I'm made of chocolate, everyone likes chocolate

(Sigh)

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By *bzguyMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen and shire

[Removed by poster at 10/03/17 11:09:22]

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By *bzguyMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen and shire

Get in the van ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha some belters! All these shitty chat up lines and I still struggle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is your last name Jacobs's ?? Because your a cracker ????

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By *elcome1971Man
over a year ago

GLASGOW

I personally like im gonnae leave you like a plasterers radio

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By *elcome1971Man
over a year ago

GLASGOW

I personally like im gonnae leave you like a plasterers radio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is the that space pants you have on?" "Cos your arse is out of this world" ..... I know that was my reaction too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone remember the nhs advert for drink? "Hey sarah a really fancyy youu sooo howww abouut it" psml!! Prob work on me mind hahaha

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By *exy gentMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

How do you like your eggs in the morning lol

Not that I've ever used it

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By *amaraBeaverbankWoman
over a year ago

Benidorm Spain

I got an opening me get some months back with the subject line "hey" and one word in the body of the message

"Anal?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Opening message.. have you had a poo today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I'm Graham, with an h.

Followed by, you're too charming to want to dance with me...

Something worked

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Hi, I'm furry. Got any cake?

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By *andCforfunCouple
over a year ago

Inverness


"Opening message.. have you had a poo today? "

I've had the same message!

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By *etItSwing1991Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

My personal favourite (never tried it)

You got pet insurance ?.....

Because i'm going to smash that pussy

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By *ick turpin2000Man
over a year ago

cumnock

Would you like to dance? Oo yes please,well on ye go tae a chat up yer pal ,, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is your name Jacobs? Coz you're a cracker...

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