FabSwingers.com forum: Advice

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you could give one piece of advice to an absolute newbie what would it be?

This can be to do with any aspect of swinging, meets, communication, profiles, etc.

Think back to when you first started.

What would you tell an inexperienced version of you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you could give one piece of advice to an absolute newbie what would it be?

This can be to do with any aspect of swinging, meets, communication, profiles, etc.

Think back to when you first started.

What would you tell an inexperienced version of you?"

If you can, try and swing as part of couple your taken much more seriously in the scene.

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

Fab life is not real life, don't take it too seriously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Agreed..

Take everything you hear see and read on fab with a huge pinch of salt

Its not real life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Agreed..

Take everything you hear see and read on fab with a huge pinch of salt

Its not real life

Aye that's true.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Never judge others by other peoples opinions ...get to know people & met them then make up your own mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Normal standards of behaviour do not apply!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Right, I've wrote all these down!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont rush in. Just be patient and get to socials. Chat in forum.

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

Dont be an asslick

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

"Dont be an asslick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get yourself to a club or social,it can help couples/females on Fab appreciate that your not just treating Fab as an instashag site.

Ohh and patience,lots of it. Good luck and enjoy

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Don't fall for the bullshit

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By *ompip3Couple
over a year ago

Paisley

Don't write anything down!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't write anything down!

I've just burned the note.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it seems to good to be true,then it probably isn't!

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By *earded villainMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

patience is a virtue , and you will have far more nos thans yes's

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Be the player, not the played.

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By *appyDeviantsCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Trust no one no matter how good a friend they turn out to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never judge others by other peoples opinions ...get to know people & met them then make up your own mind

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's all just about fun, games and bringing fantasy to life, enjoy it and watch your relationship grow into something unbreakable

Luv my boy

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Join a Kik group.

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

Join the FFF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you could give one piece of advice to an absolute newbie what would it be?

This can be to do with any aspect of swinging, meets, communication, profiles, etc.

Think back to when you first started.

What would you tell an inexperienced version of you?"

Don't do it, live a "normal" life

delete your account

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By *anarkshirelassCouple
over a year ago

lanarkshire

Be nice, be genuine and don't send females pics of your cokc.

It may surprise you but it will probably get you a major block by the ladies on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go with your gut instinct, if it doesnt feel right then it probably isnt... and dont feel pressured into doing anything your not comfortable with.

Hope you find the fun your looking for and have some amazing experiences!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Winks don't work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grow a thick skin and don't take anything said on here seriously.

Just remember it's only words on a screen typed by someone who you'll probably never meet.

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By *aroleBaskinWoman
over a year ago

somewhere down the rabbit hole, Aberdeen

Never google blue waffle. Or munging. Ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never google blue waffle. Or munging. Ever. "
too late did a while ago lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never google blue waffle. Or munging. Ever. "

Munging! I'm tempted to google this but after blue waffle (which is relatively tame for google bait.....each one after just got worse n worse!) I'll give it a miss!

Who am I kidding,I'll be googling that shit before the nights out....n hoping it doesn't actually involve shit!

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By *irky_coupleCouple
over a year ago

kirky

"Never google blue waffle. Or munging. Ever.

Munging! I'm tempted to google this but after blue waffle (which is relatively tame for google bait.....each one after just got worse n worse!) I'll give it a miss!

Who am I kidding,I'll be googling that shit before the nights out....n hoping it doesn't actually involve shit!

Its horrific if its true or even if its not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never google blue waffle. Or munging. Ever.

Munging! I'm tempted to google this but after blue waffle (which is relatively tame for google bait.....each one after just got worse n worse!) I'll give it a miss!

Who am I kidding,I'll be googling that shit before the nights out....n hoping it doesn't actually involve shit!

Its horrific if its true or even if its not

I'm just glad all that came up was the description n not the act itself!

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By *aroleBaskinWoman
over a year ago

somewhere down the rabbit hole, Aberdeen

"Never google blue waffle. Or munging. Ever.

Munging! I'm tempted to google this but after blue waffle (which is relatively tame for google bait.....each one after just got worse n worse!) I'll give it a miss!

Who am I kidding,I'll be googling that shit before the nights out....n hoping it doesn't actually involve shit!

NOOOOOO! I said don't do it man! You'll never be the same again. I have to sleep with the light on now.....

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By *aroleBaskinWoman
over a year ago

somewhere down the rabbit hole, Aberdeen

"Never google blue waffle. Or munging. Ever. too late did a while ago lol"

I'm still traumatised......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never google blue waffle. Or munging. Ever. too late did a while ago lol

I'm still traumatised......"
yeah no wonder so was I x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never google blue waffle. Or munging. Ever.

Munging! I'm tempted to google this but after blue waffle (which is relatively tame for google bait.....each one after just got worse n worse!) I'll give it a miss!

Who am I kidding,I'll be googling that shit before the nights out....n hoping it doesn't actually involve shit!

NOOOOOO! I said don't do it man! You'll never be the same again. I have to sleep with the light on now.....

It's only a description,albeit a very sick one! I doubt that it even happens,even in the dead body humping scene!

Here's a real one for you.....whatever you do,for the love of god,buddha,shiva etc etc...please don't google the term 'pink sock'

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By *aroleBaskinWoman
over a year ago

somewhere down the rabbit hole, Aberdeen

"Never google blue waffle. Or munging. Ever.

Munging! I'm tempted to google this but after blue waffle (which is relatively tame for google bait.....each one after just got worse n worse!) I'll give it a miss!

Who am I kidding,I'll be googling that shit before the nights out....n hoping it doesn't actually involve shit!

NOOOOOO! I said don't do it man! You'll never be the same again. I have to sleep with the light on now.....

It's only a description,albeit a very sick one! I doubt that it even happens,even in the dead body humping scene!

Here's a real one for you.....whatever you do,for the love of god,buddha,shiva etc etc...please don't google the term 'pink sock'

If I throw up I'll come down there and kill you......you know I will. Here goes.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never google blue waffle. Or munging. Ever.

Munging! I'm tempted to google this but after blue waffle (which is relatively tame for google bait.....each one after just got worse n worse!) I'll give it a miss!

Who am I kidding,I'll be googling that shit before the nights out....n hoping it doesn't actually involve shit!

NOOOOOO! I said don't do it man! You'll never be the same again. I have to sleep with the light on now.....

It's only a description,albeit a very sick one! I doubt that it even happens,even in the dead body humping scene!

Here's a real one for you.....whatever you do,for the love of god,buddha,shiva etc etc...please don't google the term 'pink sock'

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I would advice not too either it's gross mate

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By *aroleBaskinWoman
over a year ago

somewhere down the rabbit hole, Aberdeen

"Never google blue waffle. Or munging. Ever.

Munging! I'm tempted to google this but after blue waffle (which is relatively tame for google bait.....each one after just got worse n worse!) I'll give it a miss!

Who am I kidding,I'll be googling that shit before the nights out....n hoping it doesn't actually involve shit!

NOOOOOO! I said don't do it man! You'll never be the same again. I have to sleep with the light on now.....

It's only a description,albeit a very sick one! I doubt that it even happens,even in the dead body humping scene!

Here's a real one for you.....whatever you do,for the love of god,buddha,shiva etc etc...please don't google the term 'pink sock'

Why do you hate me!?!?!!?

Ahaha.....ok so that's anal scored firmly off my to do list......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never google blue waffle. Or munging. Ever.

Munging! I'm tempted to google this but after blue waffle (which is relatively tame for google bait.....each one after just got worse n worse!) I'll give it a miss!

Who am I kidding,I'll be googling that shit before the nights out....n hoping it doesn't actually involve shit!

NOOOOOO! I said don't do it man! You'll never be the same again. I have to sleep with the light on now.....

It's only a description,albeit a very sick one! I doubt that it even happens,even in the dead body humping scene!

Here's a real one for you.....whatever you do,for the love of god,buddha,shiva etc etc...please don't google the term 'pink sock'

Why do you hate me!?!?!!?

Ahaha.....ok so that's anal scored firmly off my to do list......

I did say not to google it!

Morbid curiosity is a curse of the inquiring mind.....specially when it gets us googling shit like this!

Wish I could stop myself googling these 'never ever google...........' terms that we bait n dare each other with!

Here,have some eye/brain bleach n some wire wool!

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By *aroleBaskinWoman
over a year ago

somewhere down the rabbit hole, Aberdeen

"Never google blue waffle. Or munging. Ever.

Munging! I'm tempted to google this but after blue waffle (which is relatively tame for google bait.....each one after just got worse n worse!) I'll give it a miss!

Who am I kidding,I'll be googling that shit before the nights out....n hoping it doesn't actually involve shit!

NOOOOOO! I said don't do it man! You'll never be the same again. I have to sleep with the light on now.....

It's only a description,albeit a very sick one! I doubt that it even happens,even in the dead body humping scene!

Here's a real one for you.....whatever you do,for the love of god,buddha,shiva etc etc...please don't google the term 'pink sock'

Why do you hate me!?!?!!?

Ahaha.....ok so that's anal scored firmly off my to do list......

I did say not to google it!

Morbid curiosity is a curse of the inquiring mind.....specially when it gets us googling shit like this!

Wish I could stop myself googling these 'never ever google...........' terms that we bait n dare each other with!

Here,have some eye/brain bleach n some wire wool!

Haha. Thanks fella! .....at least you provide aftercare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Join a kik group

Take almost everything you hear read or see with a pinch of salt

Meet who you want to meet and decide youe self

Enjoy fab you get out of it what you put in.

Don't mention cake

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

"Winks don't work!

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..or drugs!

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

"Never google blue waffle. Or munging. Ever. too late did a while ago lol

I'm still traumatised......"
that's truly fkd up shit

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By *aroleBaskinWoman
over a year ago

somewhere down the rabbit hole, Aberdeen

"Never google blue waffle. Or munging. Ever. too late did a while ago lol

I'm still traumatised......that's truly fkd up shit"

It is

I was blissfully unaware of either of those things until I joined this site....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't take the hump for being blocked.

Especially when you've said nothing offensive. Its said that winks are lazy. The block button more so.....

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

"Never google blue waffle. Or munging. Ever. too late did a while ago lol

I'm still traumatised......that's truly fkd up shit

It is

I was blissfully unaware of either of those things until I joined this site...."
I have waffles in the freezer n blue food colouring in cupboard... Who's for brekky??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And expect the odd "forced time out" on forums if you upset the wrong part of the gang.....

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

What about good ol blumpkin lol

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

"And expect the odd "forced time out" on forums if you upset the wrong part of the gang....."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And expect the odd "forced time out" on forums if you upset the wrong part of the gang....."

I've had a few

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Be yourself ...some will like you some wont ...put in the effort youd expect people to put in with you ..have respect and dont expect anything ..the scene is what you make it

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Ohh and ignore all the negativity ...make your own mind up about site and its members

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Never ever justify your preferences, your choices or yourself to anyone.

Just do your thing with people who will do theirs with you.

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

"Ohh and ignore all the negativity ...make your own mind up about site and its members

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohh and ignore all the negativity ...make your own mind up about site and its members

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torally agree with you mate

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Ohh and ignore all the negativity ...make your own mind up about site and its members

Actually use the negativity to consolidate your opinions and avoid the fuckers at all cost.

It's supposed to be fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Listen to what _iew tells you

Lol

He's been there done that and ripped the tshirt off

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"Ohh and ignore all the negativity ...make your own mind up about site and its members

Actually use the negativity to consolidate your opinions and avoid the fuckers at all cost.

It's supposed to be fun

that too

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