FabSwingers.com forum: Tescos 18th Feb

By *wiftiee OP Man
over a year ago

near Glasgow

Planning a visit today, anybody else liable to be there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm thinking about but as a first timer I'm reluctant to go by myself. Maybe if someone wanted to chum me...????

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

All depends which Tesco...I don't DO Tesco metro

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By *appyDeviantsCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

We prefer something a bit more upmarket ,the bags are crap and even the finest range is poor quality

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By *wiftiee OP Man
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"I'm thinking about but as a first timer I'm reluctant to go by myself. Maybe if someone wanted to chum me...????

You should go, you'll find everyone is very friendly, there's usually a welcome party at the door to show you round!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get mine delivered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm kind of shy though. I'd like privacy while I'm perusing the merchandise. Wouldnt like to find some old guy wanking over me in the frozen aisle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All depends which Tesco...I don't DO Tesco metro

Oh dear! Have you had a bad experience? Had Mr Kipling forgotten to deliver???

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By *r and Mrs SnogalotCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I'm thinking about but as a first timer I'm reluctant to go by myself. Maybe if someone wanted to chum me...????

You should go, you'll find everyone is very friendly, there's usually a welcome party at the door to show you round!!

Although don't do ASDA cause the first person you see at the door is always "Greetin"

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Planning a visit today, anybody else liable to be there?"

I just popped in for a bit and it was quite busy!

Not sure about some of the outfits but have fun OP

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"I'm kind of shy though. I'd like privacy while I'm perusing the merchandise. Wouldnt like to find some old guy wanking over me in the frozen aisle.

That only happens in the veg aisle at morrisons. Tesco is far too upmarket for that

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Regular tesco goer here but in no way hardened

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

I had Tesco deliver my shopping on Thursday. I am going to Morrisons today however. No loyalty here!

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

I had Tesco deliver my shopping on Thursday. I am going to Morrisons today however. No loyalty here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still too shy. I may make it one day...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id recommend a visit to the disabled toilets..

inconspucuous if course x

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Still too shy. I may make it one day... "

I'm happy to team up with you for a discount

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they have soft drinks,condoms AND even you can buy drink! take that swinger clubs!

*milf magnet zone too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive tried btw...works a treat.. just remember to limp on the way out lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"they have soft drinks,condoms AND even you can buy drink! take that swinger clubs!

*milf magnet zone too"

Just don't go in before 10am if you want the alcohol....the bar staff are bolshy and refuse to even let you pick it up

Plus....on a good day, the free buffet is open too...all you can eat samples of something nasty they can't sell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still too shy. I may make it one day...

I'm happy to team up with you for a discount

BOGOF?

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Still too shy. I may make it one day...

I'm happy to team up with you for a discount

BOGOF? "

Don't think any clubs offer that do they??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still too shy. I may make it one day...

I'm happy to team up with you for a discount

BOGOF?

Don't think any clubs offer that do they??

I wouldn't know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First vist was at the tender age of 16

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im just heading to Tesco! Think it might be over rated.lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phew just back!! Lovely mix of people and the cucumbers were extra kinky!

Anybody seen Bothy though...last sighted lurking suspiciously near the apple pies...????

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By *otGeorgeClooneyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

No one willing to admit if it was a regular, metro or extra Tesco.

Can't decide which is the kinkiest ?

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"Phew just back!! Lovely mix of people and the cucumbers were extra kinky!

Anybody seen Bothy though...last sighted lurking suspiciously near the apple pies...????

Think he's now at the custard aisle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Phew just back!! Lovely mix of people and the cucumbers were extra kinky!

Anybody seen Bothy though...last sighted lurking suspiciously near the apple pies...????

Think he's now at the custard aisle

Oh...You know him then??? Lol

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"Phew just back!! Lovely mix of people and the cucumbers were extra kinky!

Anybody seen Bothy though...last sighted lurking suspiciously near the apple pies...????

Think he's now at the custard aisle

Oh...You know him then??? Lol

Reputation precedes him lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one willing to admit if it was a regular, metro or extra Tesco.

Can't decide which is the kinkiest ?"

It has to be extra.

I prefer Waitrose, personally, a nice mix of milfs, gilfs, hipster/arty chicks, and studenty types.

Not that I can afford to buy anything there.

(A special offer in Waitrose is 2 for the price of 3)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Phew just back!! Lovely mix of people and the cucumbers were extra kinky!

Anybody seen Bothy though...last sighted lurking suspiciously near the apple pies...????

Think he's now at the custard aisle

Oh...You know him then??? Lol

Reputation precedes him lol

Lolol...That's him away to bed in the huff now!!

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"Phew just back!! Lovely mix of people and the cucumbers were extra kinky!

Anybody seen Bothy though...last sighted lurking suspiciously near the apple pies...????

Think he's now at the custard aisle

Oh...You know him then??? Lol

Reputation precedes him lol

Lolol...That's him away to bed in the huff now!!

Oh jinty, you've not upset him have ye?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Phew just back!! Lovely mix of people and the cucumbers were extra kinky!

Anybody seen Bothy though...last sighted lurking suspiciously near the apple pies...????

Think he's now at the custard aisle

Oh...You know him then??? Lol

Reputation precedes him lol

Lolol...That's him away to bed in the huff now!!

Oh jinty, you've not upset him have ye?

Not yet!!!! Lol

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"Phew just back!! Lovely mix of people and the cucumbers were extra kinky!

Anybody seen Bothy though...last sighted lurking suspiciously near the apple pies...????

Think he's now at the custard aisle

Oh...You know him then??? Lol

Reputation precedes him lol

Lolol...That's him away to bed in the huff now!!

Oh jinty, you've not upset him have ye?

Not yet!!!! Lol

Haha, mean lol

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By *wiftiee OP Man
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"Phew just back!! Lovely mix of people and the cucumbers were extra kinky!

Anybody seen Bothy though...last sighted lurking suspiciously near the apple pies...????

Think he's now at the custard aisle

Oh...You know him then??? Lol

Reputation precedes him lol

Lolol...That's him away to bed in the huff now!!

Oh jinty, you've not upset him have ye?

Not yet!!!! Lol

A waste of space!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ended up with the nearly outta date stuff..the cheaper they are the better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Phew just back!! Lovely mix of people and the cucumbers were extra kinky!

Anybody seen Bothy though...last sighted lurking suspiciously near the apple pies...????

Think he's now at the custard aisle

Oh...You know him then??? Lol

Reputation precedes him lol

Lolol...That's him away to bed in the huff now!!

Oh jinty, you've not upset him have ye?

Not yet!!!! Lol

A waste of space!!

Aye???? You weren't saying that 4 hours ago!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I ended up with the nearly outta date stuff..the cheaper they are the better"

Gotta love a woopsie, Paddy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I ended up with the nearly outta date stuff..the cheaper they are the better

Gotta love a woopsie, Paddy!

I was gonna say the outta date stuff can be lovely, just like yersel jinty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I ended up with the nearly outta date stuff..the cheaper they are the better

Gotta love a woopsie, Paddy!

I was gonna say the outta date stuff can be lovely, just like yersel jinty

Oh very droll you!! I was best before 1983!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I ended up with the nearly outta date stuff..the cheaper they are the better

Gotta love a woopsie, Paddy!

I was gonna say the outta date stuff can be lovely, just like yersel jinty

Oh very droll you!! I was best before 1983!!!

I'd have still kicked yer zimmer frame away x

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By *wiftiee OP Man
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"I ended up with the nearly outta date stuff..the cheaper they are the better

Gotta love a woopsie, Paddy!

I was gonna say the outta date stuff can be lovely, just like yersel jinty

Oh very droll you!! I was best before 1983!!!

You were best after 11.00!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which tesco?

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Which tesco?"

It was the swingers Tesco in fife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which tesco?

It was the swingers Tesco in fife

Swingers tesco?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I ended up with the nearly outta date stuff..the cheaper they are the better

Gotta love a woopsie, Paddy!

I was gonna say the outta date stuff can be lovely, just like yersel jinty

Oh very droll you!! I was best before 1983!!!

You were best after 11.00!!

Indeed!! Mop up in the fruit and veg aisle...!!!

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

I stopped going tesco ages ago..

I go to Morrison's and sainsburys nowadays.

Done my shop at 7am today

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