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"Anyone have any funny stories from the site to give us a laugh. Dont want anything mean and dont name any names but keep it light hearted. Maybe turning up a meet and it was your ex, or a fire alarm going off in the hotel while you were in full bondage gear. You get the drift....." you first | |||
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"I wish i had one!" awwww Im sure ul make some soon | |||
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"C's favourite story is the time we went to a couples house. They had 2 dogs and they were wandering around the house and kept coming into the bedroom but didn't come near. So I've got my back to the door, kneeling at the edge of the bed, going down on the Mrs. Suddenly I feel something wet touch my pussy. I almost jump a mile and look round to see where the dogs are but they're not in the room. I turn to C, who's pissing himself laughing and licking his finger. Bastard " OMG I would have punched him hahahahaha xx | |||
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"I did once get cramp in my leg during sex. Sure thats pretty common though." Yup and awkward haha | |||
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"C's favourite story is the time we went to a couples house. They had 2 dogs and they were wandering around the house and kept coming into the bedroom but didn't come near. So I've got my back to the door, kneeling at the edge of the bed, going down on the Mrs. Suddenly I feel something wet touch my pussy. I almost jump a mile and look round to see where the dogs are but they're not in the room. I turn to C, who's pissing himself laughing and licking his finger. Bastard OMG I would have punched him hahahahaha xx" See what I have to put up with? Lol At our last party he was playing with a lady and got cramp in his arse and leg so had to stop. Later he was in the hot tub resting his leg, he moved to let a lady in, slipped and almost got another guy's cock in the eye. Sadly I missed it but of course I would have been the supportive partner and not laughed at all | |||
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"C's favourite story is the time we went to a couples house. They had 2 dogs and they were wandering around the house and kept coming into the bedroom but didn't come near. So I've got my back to the door, kneeling at the edge of the bed, going down on the Mrs. Suddenly I feel something wet touch my pussy. I almost jump a mile and look round to see where the dogs are but they're not in the room. I turn to C, who's pissing himself laughing and licking his finger. Bastard OMG I would have punched him hahahahaha xx See what I have to put up with? Lol At our last party he was playing with a lady and got cramp in his arse and leg so had to stop. Later he was in the hot tub resting his leg, he moved to let a lady in, slipped and almost got another guy's cock in the eye. Sadly I missed it but of course I would have been the supportive partner and not laughed at all " Lmfao ! I got cramp in my leg once on top and I couldn't move haha! Was so awkward kind of kills the moment lol | |||
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"C's favourite story is the time we went to a couples house. They had 2 dogs and they were wandering around the house and kept coming into the bedroom but didn't come near. So I've got my back to the door, kneeling at the edge of the bed, going down on the Mrs. Suddenly I feel something wet touch my pussy. I almost jump a mile and look round to see where the dogs are but they're not in the room. I turn to C, who's pissing himself laughing and licking his finger. Bastard OMG I would have punched him hahahahaha xx See what I have to put up with? Lol At our last party he was playing with a lady and got cramp in his arse and leg so had to stop. Later he was in the hot tub resting his leg, he moved to let a lady in, slipped and almost got another guy's cock in the eye. Sadly I missed it but of course I would have been the supportive partner and not laughed at all Lmfao ! I got cramp in my leg once on top and I couldn't move haha! Was so awkward kind of kills the moment lol " Yup, hopping round the room isn't attractive lol! | |||
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"Yup. Stayed over with a fb, and his dog threw up on my dress. . He (the guy, not the dog) kindly washed all my clothes, but forgot to hang the up to dry, so I had to go home the next morning in damp clothes. Same guy, different night... couldn't find my bra. Had to go home without it on. Trying very hard not to trip... " You realise he has kept that as a souveneir?! | |||
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"Yup. Stayed over with a fb, and his dog threw up on my dress. . He (the guy, not the dog) kindly washed all my clothes, but forgot to hang the up to dry, so I had to go home the next morning in damp clothes. Same guy, different night... couldn't find my bra. Had to go home without it on. Trying very hard not to trip... You realise id have kept that as a souveneir?!" | |||
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"Yup. Stayed over with a fb, and his dog threw up on my dress. . He (the guy, not the dog) kindly washed all my clothes, but forgot to hang the up to dry, so I had to go home the next morning in damp clothes. Same guy, different night... couldn't find my bra. Had to go home without it on. Trying very hard not to trip... You realise id have kept that as a souveneir?! " Hahaha!! Kinda what I thought, but I've seen him on many occasion and its not really his style (or fit ) | |||
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"Yup. Stayed over with a fb, and his dog threw up on my dress. . He (the guy, not the dog) kindly washed all my clothes, but forgot to hang the up to dry, so I had to go home the next morning in damp clothes. Same guy, different night... couldn't find my bra. Had to go home without it on. Trying very hard not to trip... You realise id have kept that as a souveneir?! Hahaha!! Kinda what I thought, but I've seen him on many occasion and its not really his style (or fit ) " Maybe he's got a cupboard somewhere with a clothes line of bras hanging up | |||
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"Yup. Stayed over with a fb, and his dog threw up on my dress. . He (the guy, not the dog) kindly washed all my clothes, but forgot to hang the up to dry, so I had to go home the next morning in damp clothes. Same guy, different night... couldn't find my bra. Had to go home without it on. Trying very hard not to trip... You realise id have kept that as a souveneir?! Hahaha!! Kinda what I thought, but I've seen him on many occasion and its not really his style (or fit ) Maybe he's got a cupboard somewhere with a clothes line of bras hanging up " And a creepy picture of you sleeping to go next to it!!! Lol. | |||
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"Yup. Stayed over with a fb, and his dog threw up on my dress. . He (the guy, not the dog) kindly washed all my clothes, but forgot to hang the up to dry, so I had to go home the next morning in damp clothes. Same guy, different night... couldn't find my bra. Had to go home without it on. Trying very hard not to trip... You realise id have kept that as a souveneir?! Hahaha!! Kinda what I thought, but I've seen him on many occasion and its not really his style (or fit ) Maybe he's got a cupboard somewhere with a clothes line of bras hanging up And a creepy picture of you sleeping to go next to it!!! Lol." He doesn't. I've looked | |||
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"Yup. Stayed over with a fb, and his dog threw up on my dress. . He (the guy, not the dog) kindly washed all my clothes, but forgot to hang the up to dry, so I had to go home the next morning in damp clothes. Same guy, different night... couldn't find my bra. Had to go home without it on. Trying very hard not to trip... You realise id have kept that as a souveneir?! Hahaha!! Kinda what I thought, but I've seen him on many occasion and its not really his style (or fit ) Maybe he's got a cupboard somewhere with a clothes line of bras hanging up And a creepy picture of you sleeping to go next to it!!! Lol. He doesn't. I've looked " It's behind a false wall in his garage, along with a collection of toenail clippings. | |||
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"Went to a social in Glasgow it was in a pub Walked up to a couple and said to them what,s your name on Fab The look on their faces was priceless Guess what they were,nt on FAB and were just in the pub for a drink Jac,s Miss Dynomite couldnt get me away quick enough " Ha ha. Would love to have seen the look on their faces when they discovered what fab is! | |||
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