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Remember ladies, gentlemen, pervs, pervettes, children - ITS JUST TO AMUSE ME  | |||
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"Hijack a thread surely not? Do things like that happen on fab?" Shhhhhhhhhh   | |||
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"Mmmmm what kind of cake then again that needs coffee sorry not a tea drinker now what kind of coffee tho?" no coffee cocktails | |||
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"Mmmmm what kind of cake then again that needs coffee sorry not a tea drinker now what kind of coffee tho?no coffee cocktails "Not into coffee but happy to do one of each if it's home baking | |||
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"I've got a bomb strapped to my cock n if this thread isn't redirected to Downing Street pronto then I've no qualms about having a wank to start the detonator right here n taking you all with me...... Howzat for a high jacking! "lmao | |||
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"So now we know all the people with a shocking sense of humour. Dont reply with anything cake related you dim witted morons." I wouldnt dare does that still make me dim witted moron ? | |||
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"Going to find a corner to hide in now lol" is it a private party or can anyone join in ? | |||
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"Going to find a corner to hide in now lolis it a private party or can anyone join in ? "Mmmm this could get interesting depends doors open or closed? Lol | |||
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"Going to find a corner to hide in now lolis it a private party or can anyone join in ?
Mmmm this could get interesting depends doors open or closed? Lol"hmmmm let me get back to you on that ...now cocktails while we wait ?  | |||
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"Going to find a corner to hide in now lolis it a private party or can anyone join in ?
Mmmm this could get interesting depends doors open or closed? Lolhmmmm let me get back to you on that ...now cocktails while we wait ? "Cock tales? | |||
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"Look a squirrel "* Whispering * Looks like everyone is sleeping in Scotland... this is going to freak them out when they see this... Someone mentioned a squirrel. Well... Say hello to my little friend... | |||
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"Look a squirrel
* Whispering *
Looks like everyone is sleeping in Scotland... this is going to freak them out when they see this...
Someone mentioned a squirrel.
Well...
Say hello to my little friend... "  a thread just for me!!!  | |||
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"Look a squirrel
* Whispering *
Looks like everyone is sleeping in Scotland... this is going to freak them out when they see this...
Someone mentioned a squirrel.
Well...
Say hello to my little friend...
a thread just for me!!! "Oh fuck I got the giggles now!!! Sssssshhhhh we are hijacking this thread... Let's not make too much noise though | |||
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"so a quiet hijacking? where are we taking this thread then?" We can do whatever we want in here... Let's be quick though before someone comes in. You said you wanted to know about my adventures... we could end up in Scotland! | |||
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"so a quiet hijacking? where are we taking this thread then? We can do whatever we want in here... Let's be quick though before someone comes in. You said you wanted to know about my adventures... we could end up in Scotland! "Come on up | |||
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"So now we know all the people with a shocking sense of humour. Dont reply with anything cake related you dim witted morons." Awwwwww....did we upset you? Oh well | |||
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"Look an Ewok "Give it some lemon drizzle and its totally harmless | |||
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"Look an Ewok
Give it some lemon drizzle and its totally harmless "Well......not totally....it has 2 hands | |||
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"Look an Ewok
Give it some lemon drizzle and its totally harmless
Well......not totally....it has 2 hands "Got to subway before your cake see other thread | |||
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"Look an Ewok
Give it some lemon drizzle and its totally harmless
Well......not totally....it has 2 paws "Fixed that for you son | |||
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"Look an Ewok
Give it some lemon drizzle and its totally harmless
Well......not totally....it has 2 paws
Fixed that for you son "I thought you were the only Paw to Dlt and Furry | |||
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"You're standards are dropping Stephen  "You're just jealous you didn't think of it first paw | |||
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"You're standards are dropping Stephen "Need to sort out friends list | |||
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"You're standards are dropping Stephen
You're just jealous you didn't think of it first paw "I have standards you heard it here first | |||
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"You're standards are dropping Stephen
Need to sort out friends list "Bastard autocorrect | |||
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"You're standards are dropping Stephen
You're just jealous you didn't think of it first paw
I have standards you heard it here first "Errrr....I NEVER said you had standards steph | |||
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"You're standards are dropping Stephen
You're just jealous you didn't think of it first paw
I have standards you heard it here first
Errrr....I NEVER said you had standards steph "I was quoting M G . Now if we're going to discuss standards who's are the lowest you did actually meet me | |||
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"You're standards are dropping Stephen
You're just jealous you didn't think of it first paw
I have standards you heard it here first
Errrr....I NEVER said you had standards steph
I was quoting M G . Now if we're going to discuss standards who's are the lowest you did actually meet me "Youres because you met me | |||
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"You're standards are dropping Stephen
You're just jealous you didn't think of it first paw
I have standards you heard it here first
Errrr....I NEVER said you had standards steph
I was quoting M G . Now if we're going to discuss standards who's are the lowest you did actually meet me
Youres because you met me "Yours as you let me pay never even asked to spilt the bill
All £2 of it | |||
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"You're standards are dropping Stephen
You're just jealous you didn't think of it first paw
I have standards you heard it here first
Errrr....I NEVER said you had standards steph
I was quoting M G . Now if we're going to discuss standards who's are the lowest you did actually meet me
Youres because you met me
Yours as you let me pay never even asked to spilt the bill
All £2 of it "Couldn't he manage to get a paw round a coin | |||
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"You're standards are dropping Stephen
You're just jealous you didn't think of it first paw
I have standards you heard it here first
Errrr....I NEVER said you had standards steph
I was quoting M G . Now if we're going to discuss standards who's are the lowest you did actually meet me
Youres because you met me
Yours as you let me pay never even asked to spilt the bill
All £2 of it "And sent ME TO THE BAR | |||
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"You're standards are dropping Stephen
You're just jealous you didn't think of it first paw
I have standards you heard it here first
Errrr....I NEVER said you had standards steph
I was quoting M G . Now if we're going to discuss standards who's are the lowest you did actually meet me
Youres because you met me
Yours as you let me pay never even asked to spilt the bill
All £2 of it
And sent ME TO THE BAR "It was the least you could do | |||
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"You're standards are dropping Stephen
You're just jealous you didn't think of it first paw
I have standards you heard it here first
Errrr....I NEVER said you had standards steph
I was quoting M G . Now if we're going to discuss standards who's are the lowest you did actually meet me
Youres because you met me
Yours as you let me pay never even asked to spilt the bill
All £2 of it
And sent ME TO THE BAR
It was the least you could do "Going to the bar is what a gentleman should do | |||
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"You're standards are dropping Stephen
You're just jealous you didn't think of it first paw
I have standards you heard it here first
Errrr....I NEVER said you had standards steph
I was quoting M G . Now if we're going to discuss standards who's are the lowest you did actually meet me
Youres because you met me
Yours as you let me pay never even asked to spilt the bill
All £2 of it
And sent ME TO THE BAR
It was the least you could do
Going to the bar is what a gentleman should do "So how come I got sent then??  | |||
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"You're standards are dropping Stephen
You're just jealous you didn't think of it first paw
I have standards you heard it here first
Errrr....I NEVER said you had standards steph
I was quoting M G . Now if we're going to discuss standards who's are the lowest you did actually meet me
Youres because you met me
Yours as you let me pay never even asked to spilt the bill
All £2 of it
And sent ME TO THE BAR
It was the least you could do
Going to the bar is what a gentleman should do
So how come I got sent then?? "That's a damn good question | |||
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"What was the price of fish in Fraserburgh today?" Halibut was £7.89/kilo | |||
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"You're standards are dropping Stephen
You're just jealous you didn't think of it first paw
I have standards you heard it here first
Errrr....I NEVER said you had standards steph
I was quoting M G . Now if we're going to discuss standards who's are the lowest you did actually meet me
Youres because you met me
Yours as you let me pay never even asked to spilt the bill
All £2 of it
And sent ME TO THE BAR
It was the least you could do
Going to the bar is what a gentleman should do
So how come I got sent then??
That's a damn good question "The way I was dressed made me not a gentleman at the time though my voice was a lot deeper than his  | |||
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"I WIN!! NEXT "Think that deceleration was a little premature . I'm sure it's not often you jump to conclusions to early . | |||
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"I WIN!! NEXT
Think that deceleration was a little premature . I'm sure it's not often you jump to conclusions to early . "Cheek
Anyway, we were discussing whether I was a gentleman. As it's already been established I'm a wookie/ewok...I win | |||
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"I WIN!! NEXT
Think that deceleration was a little premature . I'm sure it's not often you jump to conclusions to early .
Cheek
Anyway, we were discussing whether I was a gentleman. As it's already been established I'm a wookie/ewok...I win "You were still closest looking to a gentleman at the time and if you weren't I may have to hang up my wig with the rest of my things | |||
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"I WIN!! NEXT
Think that deceleration was a little premature . I'm sure it's not often you jump to conclusions to early .
Cheek
Anyway, we were discussing whether I was a gentleman. As it's already been established I'm a wookie/ewok...I win
You were still closest looking to a gentleman at the time and if you weren't I may have to hang up my wig with the rest of my things "Yeah ok, I'll give you the fact I looked more like a man than a wookie at the time | |||
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"I WIN!! NEXT
Think that deceleration was a little premature . I'm sure it's not often you jump to conclusions to early .
Cheek
Anyway, we were discussing whether I was a gentleman. As it's already been established I'm a wookie/ewok...I win
You were still closest looking to a gentleman at the time and if you weren't I may have to hang up my wig with the rest of my things
Yeah ok, I'll give you the fact I looked more like a man than a wookie at the time "Retraction accepted | |||
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All because the lady loves Milk Tray "All because the lady loves empire biscuits doesn't have the same ring to it | |||
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"Who do you think would win a fight between Bruce forsyth and Hugh Hefner?" The fish | |||
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"Who do you think would win a fight between Bruce forsyth and Hugh Hefner? The fish "They haddock in for them | |||
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All because the lady loves Milk Tray "This inspired my cock pic 
All because the lady loves a silhouetted stalker creeping through open windows to deliver chocolates | |||
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All because the lady loves Milk Tray
This inspired my cock pic
All because the lady loves a silhouetted stalker creeping through open windows to deliver chocolates "I like hard centres | |||
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All because the lady loves Milk Tray
This inspired my cock pic
All because the lady loves a silhouetted stalker creeping through open windows to deliver chocolates
I like hard centres "Carefully does it....wouldn't want to chip a tooth! | |||
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All because the lady loves Milk Tray
This inspired my cock pic
All because the lady loves a silhouetted stalker creeping through open windows to deliver chocolates
I like hard centres
Carefully does it....wouldn't want to chip a tooth! "Uuuh..... I just got the Willis  now that'd be an adventure. Talk about playing with fire I think I'd be up for it though sure a little pain never hurt something doesn't sound right there lol | |||
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"This hijacking never got very far Andy I think your not putting enough effort in so I'm kidnapping it best ransom offer gets it "50p from me... | |||
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"This hijacking never got very far Andy I think your not putting enough effort in so I'm kidnapping it best ransom offer gets it
50p from me... "To be honest that's more than I thought I'd get to be honest the best offer I've had all year | |||
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"49p lol" You've not got the hang of this bidding lark . | |||
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"Half an empire bisuit, the bit without the icing and jelly tot" Ffs not even the jelly tot | |||
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"Half an empire bisuit, the bit without the icing and jelly tot Ffs not even the jelly tot "OK, the jelly tot but not the icing | |||
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"Half an empire bisuit, the bit without the icing and jelly tot Ffs not even the jelly tot
OK, the jelly tot but not the icing "Just to confirm it's the bottom part of the empire biscuit not the top with the icing licked off and the jelly tot ? What flavour is the jelly tot ? | |||
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