FabSwingers.com forum: Important Safety Tips

By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

Feel free to add your own below.

I'll start with...

Never use a wallpaper stripper to try and clear blocked sinuses

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

Don't eat yellow snow

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By *ussymufferMan
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Don't use sunglasses to mig or arc weld lol seen some sore faces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't pout boiling water on small children!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont use hair clippers without a guard to shave your balls.

. Ouch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont use lit candles to burn split ends off your friends hair

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

Don't light a cigarette off the gas cooker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont shit you bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dont use hair clippers without a guard to shave your balls.

. Ouch.

Jesus have seen the amount of blood you get from a small nick.

Ps I would also add make sure you've oiled said clippers before you use them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dont use hair clippers without a guard to shave your balls.

. Ouch.

Jesus have seen the amount of blood you get from a small nick.

Ps I would also add make sure you've oiled said clippers before you use them"

oh yea, I see you have tried this, oh fuck yea, sooo much blood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If gf is giving oral ensure she doesn't suck in one direction and sharply in the other you might tear something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't wipe your arse with a broken bottle.

Don't scratch your balls after chopping chillies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got one I learned this morning.

When your legs are sore after the gym don't rub deep heat cream on your leg when your ball sack is hanging out.

It burns, really badly and painfully.

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Never trust furry

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Beware before you google something from fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got one I learned this morning.

When your legs are sore after the gym don't rub deep heat cream on your leg when your ball sack is hanging out.

It burns, really badly and painfully."

Hot stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't dry your cat in the microwave

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Never exacerbate an Ewok

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By *ouise79Woman
over a year ago

scotland

Never ask me a for a bit of important safety advice as I'm a walking disaster

My Moto is "do as I say, don't do as I do" and even that's taking your life in your hands

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By *r and Mrs SnogalotCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Never lick the end of a glowing neon wand attachment ??????????????????

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Don't vacuum the house naked with glass bottle around

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By *prilia guyMan
over a year ago

dundee

Never go to bet with a itchy bum u will wake up with a smelly finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never trust furry

Xx"

Wise words

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By *unknSoulCouple
over a year ago

dumfries-ish

dont come on to scottish forum looking for a sexual encounter

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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

Never ever take furrys cake without asking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dont come on to scottish forum looking for a sexual encounter"

Lmao yup

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By *eflex215Man
over a year ago

West Lothian

Don't use a lighter to see inside a petrol tank.

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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

Dont stand in a bunker when bunkie is on the course....you'll get hit by his ball

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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

NEVER stand between a woman and her glass of wine/spirit

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Don't state the obvious to an angry woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"NEVER stand between a woman and her cup of tea

Fixed that for you Furry

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Never get between a gnome and his rod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't fumble about in the dark and put ibuprofen gel on ur wife in instead of lube.........

I have FFS

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By *eather47Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Never pick u r nose after touching chillies

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By *eather47Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Also never scratch u r bum after touching chillies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't use sandpaper tae wipe yer arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't use a cheese grater to grate your knob cheese.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never lick the end of a glowing neon wand attachment ??????????????????"

You've done that haven't you!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never trust a ginger man selling pots

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By *eather47Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Dont walk out of the ladies toilet with your skirt/dress Tucked into yer nickers Or for the men forget to pull up yer zip

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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

Men - ALWAYS put it away properly BEFORE zipping up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't go dooking for chips !!!

This is mostly advice for people from Paisely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never have fun with Nutella and answer the door to the postman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't go dooking for chips !!!

This is mostly advice for people from Paisely

Oi!

haha

Dont fold up staple your saggy sack

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By *aeganaWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

"Don't fumble about in the dark and put ibuprofen gel on ur wife in instead of lube.........

I have FFS

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a friend of mine had a similar situation but her man picked up the deepheat instead of lube she had a hot ass for a long time thats for sure

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By *azinga84Man
over a year ago

Kilwinning

"Never trust a ginger man"

Fixed that for you...

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