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By *ayS2 OP Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Into my eyes she looked and said?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where does it hurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Way down between my

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toes

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

You need some cream on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And a clean bandage that last one was bogging

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

God your an ugly f**ker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you break every mirror you look at?

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By *litter and GrumpCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

Or do I need to go to specsavers?

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By *regory-pecksMan
over a year ago

Scotland

And what is that godawful smell??

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By *SPrincessWoman
over a year ago

Nowhere near you

It's the lynx effect

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By *regory-pecksMan
over a year ago

Scotland

Crumbs! It's driving me...

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By *ornyStew77Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Up the wall and round the bend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Up the wall and round the bend"

Do you have a clubcard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Up the wall and round the bend

Do you have a clubcard?"

My mate used it so he could snort

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

His powdered irn bru

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His powdered irn bru"
which didn't give the desire effect

But...

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

Gave him a great fake tan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apart from that white circle around his...

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

Eye as he was wearing a monicle

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By *9 DEVILS ADVOCATE 69Man
over a year ago

Kilmarnock

To make him feel important for the big

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

Top

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Hat and tails dance routine at the....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

Hydro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crieffs premier venue for

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

Bugger all

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By *mudg3rMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Which is the name of the new sauna in

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By *azinga84Man
over a year ago

Kilwinning

Cumbernauld, where you can

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By *r and Mrs SnogalotCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Be guaranteed to give he masseuse a happy ending

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By *regory-pecksMan
over a year ago

Scotland

To the longest...

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By *9 DEVILS ADVOCATE 69Man
over a year ago

Kilmarnock

Yard

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By *regory-pecksMan
over a year ago

Scotland

sale of

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By *mudg3rMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

PEANUTS. !!!!!!

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

Salty and moreish

Just like

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By *regory-pecksMan
over a year ago

Scotland

Walkers sensations

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

But these make your fingers

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By *regory-pecksMan
over a year ago

Scotland

unsuitable for

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

Touching anywhere

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By *regory-pecksMan
over a year ago

Scotland

That hasn't been properly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sanded, primed and coated

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By *regory-pecksMan
over a year ago

Scotland

with hot, sticky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toffee pudding on top

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By *regory-pecksMan
over a year ago

Scotland

of an ample portion of hot, thick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Geordie women wearing builders hats and singing

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By *earded villainMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

fog on the tyne

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and drinking pints of Exhibition

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By *p4funduoCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Then all of a sudden as if by magic ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A zombie Paul Daniels arrived

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

And tried to make a large vibro disappear up...

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By *r and Mrs SnogalotCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Up Blackpool tower

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By *9 DEVILS ADVOCATE 69Man
over a year ago

Kilmarnock

Whilst fingering

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By *r and Mrs SnogalotCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

The ice cream out a Mr whippy cone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While having a 99

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By *9 DEVILS ADVOCATE 69Man
over a year ago

Kilmarnock

Whilst being watched by

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By *r and Mrs SnogalotCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

A security guard that looks remarkably like Benny Hill!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elsewhere in the world an unassuming hamster saved the lives

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By *9 DEVILS ADVOCATE 69Man
over a year ago

Kilmarnock

The avengers

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By *9 DEVILS ADVOCATE 69Man
over a year ago

Kilmarnock

Sorry. (Of the avengers) lol

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By *regory-pecksMan
over a year ago

Scotland

"(Of the avengers)"

Emma Peel, who had been...

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

Recently mounted by john steed

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Wearing nothing but his hat saying.........I want to.....

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

Bowler you over

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Oh Jesus she shouts.. Get it in and .....

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By *r and Mrs SnogalotCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Oddjob meanwhile was sharpening the rim of his bowler....

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Before throwing it towards.....

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By *r and Mrs SnogalotCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

The man lurking in the corner with something strange in his hand ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which resembled an oompa lumpa chasing an ostrich

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By *vanabeusedTV/TS
over a year ago

somewhere

Or was it just Donald trump far away ?

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By *9 DEVILS ADVOCATE 69Man
over a year ago

Kilmarnock

One passer-by noticed that

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By *regory-pecksMan
over a year ago

Scotland

"The Donald" was actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A genetically modified and aesthetically enhanced Scrooge McDuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who is building a wall at the bottom of his garden, paid for by

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

The garden gnomes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who sit bollock naked holding their rods

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By *9 DEVILS ADVOCATE 69Man
over a year ago

Kilmarnock

And eating cream pie that was found in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bottom if the trash can

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By *regory-pecksMan
over a year ago

Scotland

...that Hillary dumped all of her emails in, to hide them from...

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

The pussy grabber who liked ....

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By *regory-pecksMan
over a year ago

Scotland

...rummage through her drawers, looking for...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her secret diary which told of

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

How he did not have sexual relations with that woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She only smoked his cigar...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuban ya know.....

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By *regory-pecksMan
over a year ago

Scotland

...much like his heels, which made him...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go clickety clack when he walked

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By *regory-pecksMan
over a year ago

Scotland

...to his salsa-dancing class, every other Wednesday in...

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By *9 DEVILS ADVOCATE 69Man
over a year ago

Kilmarnock

The cardboard box below

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By *regory-pecksMan
over a year ago

Scotland

...Ulrika's bedroom, which smelt...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like tarts boudoir but....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...It had a beautiful clock!!

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By *regory-pecksMan
over a year ago

Scotland

in the shape of...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poppies

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By *regory-pecksMan
over a year ago

Scotland

that glowed a lurid purple colour because...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jinty had run out of red glaze because Bothy....

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By *regory-pecksMan
over a year ago

Scotland

Had poured it onto his kippers cos he thought it was...

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By *9 DEVILS ADVOCATE 69Man
over a year ago

Kilmarnock

Needing a freshen up after

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By *regory-pecksMan
over a year ago

Scotland

sitting in the fridge for 3 weeks, so were smelling like...

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By *r and Mrs SnogalotCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

The infamous blue waffle

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By *regory-pecksMan
over a year ago

Scotland

with its pungent odour...

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

Like max's feet lol

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

The end

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By *regory-pecksMan
over a year ago

Scotland

of her toenails curling round like

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

Cheesy quavers

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By *regory-pecksMan
over a year ago

Scotland

that you would NEVER put in your mouth because

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By *9 DEVILS ADVOCATE 69Man
over a year ago

Kilmarnock

They would snap you're teeth like toothpicks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and make your toes curl when

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You relise there not your teeth the snapped but your mentally capacity to count

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

as is plainly evident in my tax return forms according to the authorities

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

However I always manage to

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

measure well in inches, for some reason.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But how can a cow walk upstairs and not back down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While playing a ukulele like

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By *andleCoolMan
over a year ago

Dundee

Martin Mckown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had his own theory of

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

finding the ....

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Bonobos g spot

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

in the old barn where the horses.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're champing at the bit to

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

[Removed by poster at 28/02/17 11:30:19]

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

To go for a long hard ride up the...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top of Arthurs Seat to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watch the doggers as they

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As they don't have dogs but

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By *regory-pecksMan
over a year ago

Scotland

...do have some cheek(s) on display whenever...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the custard is two for one in Asda It's a sign that

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By *9 DEVILS ADVOCATE 69Man
over a year ago

Kilmarnock

Good messy times are coming

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

And the sap is rising.,.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Creating significant growth in

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

The Indonesian stock markets

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By *unninglinguist88Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Which directly effects the size if my

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where the biggest commodity traded is strangely

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By *unninglinguist88Man
over a year ago

glasgow

[Removed by poster at 28/02/17 18:41:56]

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Brown ...

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

And long with a bald head with a taste for....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chips cheese and gravy although this meant peas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And long with a bald head with a taste for...."

The hood and enjoyable things in life normally reserved for

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By *regory-pecksMan
over a year ago

Scotland

the Kardashians and their entourage of slimy little...

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Armenian sex tape fiends that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That like to video themselves

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

With dads partner Johnnie cockring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which is attatched to a tens machine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

giving much needed relief and pleasure to

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By *regory-pecksMan
over a year ago

Scotland

a rather sceptical gent from Stoke-upon-Trent with his...

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Trouser tent ..raging in Gail

(intended)

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By *regory-pecksMan
over a year ago

Scotland

force winds that blew his tent clean off, so...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He was exposed to the

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The local constabulary, who in their haste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgot to put their. ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sense of humour......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And truncheons in their pockets.....

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Therefor pulling out their balls and doing some..,

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By *regory-pecksMan
over a year ago

Scotland

[Removed by poster at 01/03/17 18:05:56]

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By *regory-pecksMan
over a year ago

Scotland

keepy-uppies in their y-fronts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Munching cheesy watsits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And had orange fingers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That they used to pick......

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By *r and Mrs SnogalotCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

The locks of the chastity belt of the ...

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Chief cuntstuble

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Yes but I have the key to unlock it,so if anyone.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gets wide......

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By *regory-pecksMan
over a year ago

Scotland

As the clyde...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are going down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just how far down depends

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

On whether you're down to clown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on how quickly you can ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and face the consequences of

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

The short arm of...the Lego police

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Said detective mcbrickfist

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By *regory-pecksMan
over a year ago

Scotland

In a low and menacing voice, as a consequence of

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

Losing his watch inside a fab vagina

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By *ddCouple666Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Which turned into a blessing - as the menstrual cycle has never been late since it got lost up there

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

Aye,its bk to perfect timing again!!

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By *regory-pecksMan
over a year ago

Scotland

So everything is running like clockwork now...

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