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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So guys to kick off Wednesday let's hear the best or worst pick up line you've ever had or used no b@$#shitting now lol

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By *mmsiebeeCouple
over a year ago

Falkirk

"I'm going home, I feel left out..."

2 weeks ago at the party.... It worked!

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By *litter and GrumpCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

Shut up and kiss me used that with my ex wife maybe not a good recommendation then haha

Grump

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By *litter and GrumpCouple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Shut up and kiss me used that with my ex wife maybe not a good recommendation then haha

Grump"

Just as well u didn't try that one on me I'd have slapped u

Glitter xxx

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

'You got face pic?'

'Am free now, wanna fuck?'

'Am in Edinburgh this afternoon, wanna meet?'

Dunno what they pick up with those but defo not me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bring me 20 fags and you can do what you want to me!!!!!! "

????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello darling fancy a shag?

I don't use it often but usually works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello darling fancy a shag?

I don't use it often but usually works "

Aye ok!

Dammit.

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Oh! I don't have a pick up line. Not good at them. I rely on my eyelashes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh! I don't have a pick up line. Not good at them. I rely on my eyelashes "

Your lips say it all Max.

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Oh! I don't have a pick up line. Not good at them. I rely on my eyelashes

Your lips say it all Max. "

Mwahh! Zack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh! I don't have a pick up line. Not good at them. I rely on my eyelashes

Your lips say it all Max.

Mwahh! Zack "

Awww shucks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got this last night...

you probably will give me the nickname cocaine. Cos after 1 session you will be hooked and want your next fix asap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you make me want to sing all 20 letter of the alphabet...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're like my baby toe, I'm going to bang you off all the furniture in my house!!

Haha naw!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're like my baby toe, I'm going to bang you off all the furniture in my house!!

Haha naw!"

Got that the other day. For the second time...

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By *onderful 13Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh/Dunfermline


"you make me want to sing all 20 letter of the alphabet..."
now that's really funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

20 damn i forgot U R A Q T

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had that one to pmsl just the other Day xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're like my baby toe, I'm going to bang you off all the furniture in my house!!

Haha naw!

Got that the other day. For the second time... "

I just delete chat up lines haha. They just seem so desperate. Can't go desperate men.

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill


"Oh! I don't have a pick up line. Not good at them. I rely on my eyelashes "

Trust me

It's more than your eyelashes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How does £2000 a month sound was mine last yr save to say he was blocked lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guy sent me this one...

I would destroy all the chairs in the world to have you sit on my face

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown


"So guys to kick off Wednesday let's hear the best or worst pick up line you've ever had or used no b@$#shitting now lol "

On here or irl?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So guys to kick off Wednesday let's hear the best or worst pick up line you've ever had or used no b@$#shitting now lol

On here or irl?"
either I just don't see the point in them u either click with someone or you dont and if you do then the sex is awesome

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown


"So guys to kick off Wednesday let's hear the best or worst pick up line you've ever had or used no b@$#shitting now lol "

Nothing in real life

Ok, on here:

"I'd like to knock you up, lol"

"You're like my baby toe, I'd be banging you all over my furniture"

Lots of wannabee Doms around too

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