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By *rn_bru02 OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Has anyone ever had any "luck" with a hotel cleaner when she (he) knocks on the door and catches you in the altogether?

I have tried this many times over the years and only twice (out of about 100) has anything remotely happened.

99% of the time they apologise, turn away and make for a sharp exit!

Once I had a middle aged cleaner stay and watch me wank and another time a young lass wanked me off but nothing more.

Be interested to hear other peoples experiences - male or female and what "tactics" you used!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And the award for creepy-as-fuck post of the week goes to...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And the award for creepy-as-fuck post of the week goes to..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah...your one of those selective hearing customers, that when the housekeeper chaps the door you run to your bed and get your little man out and wait patiently for her to walk in. If you think that is a turn on for them then you are very much mistaken.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And the award for creepy-as-fuck post of the week goes to..."
this made me smile

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews


"And the award for creepy-as-fuck post of the week goes to..."

Yep, sure they enjoy being sexually harassed at work

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By *mmsiebeeCouple
over a year ago

Falkirk

I threw up a little in my mouth...

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

Maybe you have watched too many movies

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Reminds me of the old Terry Wogan joke;

I was lying naked on my hotel bed and the chambermaid walked in..... eventually.

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By *regory-pecksMan
over a year ago

Scotland


"And the award for creepy-as-fuck post of the week goes to..."

This!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And the award for creepy-as-fuck post of the week goes to..."

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By *earded villainMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

did ye aye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking howling at this one!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to up your medication m8 sorry that's just Creepy as fuck

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By *unseekers87Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow ish


"I threw up a little in my mouth... "

U and me both xx

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By *aviecazCouple
over a year ago

cumbernauld

WTF .just not right . Think op needs serious help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was fully expecting a thread exactly like this..Im still disgusted

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By *ermahornMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I used to meet up with a girl I met from here every now and then.

One time we got a hotel room to have some fun and maybe try and see if another couple would join us.

Anyway, I arrive after her and put the do not disturb sign on the door. We then proceed to have some fun.

She's lying at the end of the bed with her legs in the air and I'm on my knees with my head between her legs and my fingers going at it.

Then suddenly the door opens. No knock just straight into room! Now where I am is in line directly with the door.

I quickly look up and the cleaner looks just as embarrassed as me. I quickly murmer something like no thanks, and she fumbles and her way out the door.

Anyway me and my friend stop as the mood was kinda killed. I check the door and turns out I put the do not disturb sign on the wrong way and it said 'clean me please' Genuine mistake!

We had a good laugh and then carried on with our fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I worked in hotels the staff used to share info on guests like this - guy in Room 231 creepy etc

Always went in pairs, sent male staff with room service orders etc

Not the kinda hassle I want at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're for the watching.

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth


"You're for the watching."

Aye, but he likes that

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By *litter and GrumpCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

So glad I never worked in a hotel now!

Grump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in the shower on holiday just a cpl weeks ago and a head popped round the door and i saw the maid there. She did say sorry and left. I most prob never heard her knock. So no ones fault. But would never lie in wait for the maid. Thats just so wrong.

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth


"I was in the shower on holiday just a cpl weeks ago and a head popped round the door and i saw the maid there. She did say sorry and left. I most prob never heard her knock. So no ones fault. But would never lie in wait for the maid. Thats just so wrong. "

Especially in the lifts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My partner and I were having fun with another couple in a hotel in Glasgow and we ordered room service.

A young male bell boy brought it and he got a bj from the girls as a thank you .

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

Need to try this on Sunday night in Aberdeen

Eh naw.

You need to be a big bit wrong to do that

"Shudders"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP you got a real scheme booting there fella. Fab Gestapo all over you like a cheap suit. Make sure you use your right of reply. You've earned it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having worked in hotels over the years, you'd be surprised by what folk leave lying around in their rooms (shamelessly), how many naked people I walked in on and how many offers I got from d*unk guests.

But at the end of the day I was there to do a job, and things like that were just part of it.

And they always seemed more embarrassed than I did x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was in the shower on holiday just a cpl weeks ago and a head popped round the door and i saw the maid there. She did say sorry and left. I most prob never heard her knock. So no ones fault. But would never lie in wait for the maid. Thats just so wrong.

Especially in the lifts "

Wrong on so many levels!

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By *SPrincessWoman
over a year ago

Nowhere near you


"I was in the shower on holiday just a cpl weeks ago and a head popped round the door and i saw the maid there. She did say sorry and left. I most prob never heard her knock. So no ones fault. But would never lie in wait for the maid. Thats just so wrong.

Especially in the lifts

Wrong on so many levels!"

Made me snort my wine oot my nose

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

So reading through the replies:

- creepy as fcuk for a female staff

- lucky for a young male staff if a willing female guest offers...

I on the other hand left my towels folded as swans, boats and other animal shapes

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth


"I was in the shower on holiday just a cpl weeks ago and a head popped round the door and i saw the maid there. She did say sorry and left. I most prob never heard her knock. So no ones fault. But would never lie in wait for the maid. Thats just so wrong.

Especially in the lifts

Wrong on so many levels!"

And its the suspense thats not killing you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had a meet with another couple in a hotel a few years ago and after a while there was a knock at the door and I think it was the duty manager saying he was just checking as the maids heard some noise and the room was supposed to be empty!

Aye, right-oh!

But waiting and hoping the maid walks in while you've got the wee fella out is pretty wrong.

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