FabSwingers.com forum: Names for a ladies front bottom

By *ab fem OP Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

I was reading in the news that they were looking for a polite word to use for a ladies front bottom. Men have willy that they can use but what words do women have, what would be a polite name that you would use?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use foof or fluff when speaking to the kids about it.

I hate words like pussy and cunt anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nanny" or "flower" I say nanny more than flower with kids

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Flower ? Read same article remember most folk when I was younger using description of it as fanny never sounded very nice . Penis and vagina are the proper names for the parts let's try to make it ok to use these words .

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

I agree - we should change societies attitudes about sex that is so mucked up we don't talk about it in UK.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Nanny" or "flower" I say nanny more than flower with kids

My girls call my mum Nanny pmsl

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By *ab fem OP Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

No it's not spoken about and there's no set word for a woman's lady bits.

I used flower when growing up but it makes me cringe with embarrassment which it shouldn't do. I don't have a problem saying willy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I agree - we should change societies attitudes about sex that is so mucked up we don't talk about it in UK. "

Personally I think using "slang" words for those that are very young is acceptable, doesn't necessarily indicate a repressed attitude to sex xx

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By *ab fem OP Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

""Nanny" or "flower" I say nanny more than flower with kids

My girls call my mum Nanny pmsl

bet you chuckle the next time they call her it

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

Personally I think using "slang" words for those that are very young is acceptable, doesn't necessarily indicate a repressed attitude to sex xx"

I agree - I think to many *any* word is awkward.

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By *iger1943Man
over a year ago

ayr

i think using the word flower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twinkle cave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tulip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Nanny" or "flower" I say nanny more than flower with kids

My girls call my mum Nanny pmsl

bet you chuckle the next time they call her it "

Hahahaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another one is minnie I used to call mine that when I was wee

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By *srataFMan
over a year ago

edin/aberdeen/dundee/glasgow

Gammon wallet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

space dock

sorry it's from a thread I seen yesterday

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By *ugs and JunkCouple
over a year ago

Bellshill

My mum used to call it a 'cookie' when I was wee.

Never quite saw the biscuit version the same again lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fud

There's no names that don't make me cringe when I hear them. Usually just say your hingy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sausage den

Spunk socket

Pudding Palace

Cock cave

Beaver

Flange

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By *ab fem OP Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Sausage den

Spunk socket

Pudding Palace

Cock cave

Beaver

Flange

Now that's not polite words are they

couldn't be going to the doctors to say my spunk socket is itching could I

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

A lady's pocket.

Let's keep things above the gutter, eh.

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By *ab fem OP Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"A lady's pocket.

Let's keep things above the gutter, eh.

You need to keep your hands out my pocket!

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"A lady's pocket.

Let's keep things above the gutter, eh.

You need to keep your hands out my pocket!

Yeah yeah Fab fem...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fran Ann,who has, kitty are ones I like . But use everything under the sun .. Kitty my favorite

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

"No it's not spoken about and there's no set word for a woman's lady bits.

I used flower when growing up but it makes me cringe with embarrassment which it shouldn't do. I don't have a problem saying willy

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I think in the circle of folk I know its spoken of as and when needed. The cringe thing I think is more societys diffrent view dependant on which sex you are (boy go fourth and sow your wild oats.......girl keep yourself intact until prince charming arrives) as for penis and vagina for me these are clinical words and funny ones at that when I deal with child family members on this subject I would use the words they understand flower lady garden foof willy or dick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use the word fandango

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honey pot"

Nothing better than lapping away at a sweet Honey pot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to be honest, as a lover of photographing flowers...they are pretty much similar to most fannies

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By *ab fem OP Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

There's some great names and some that have made me chuckle

I agree with you there kola

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Tuppence .....

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By *ab fem OP Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Tuppence ....."

Oh that reminds me of

Keep your hand on your ha'penny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sausage den

Spunk socket

Pudding Palace

Cock cave

Beaver

Flange

Now that's not polite words are they

couldn't be going to the doctors to say my spunk socket is itching could I

I beg to differ darlin', also depending on the doc to mwah x

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By *ab fem OP Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Sausage den

Spunk socket

Pudding Palace

Cock cave

Beaver

Flange

Now that's not polite words are they

couldn't be going to the doctors to say my spunk socket is itching could I

I beg to differ darlin', also depending on the doc to mwah x"

It's alright you don't need to beg

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By *heesyheadbandMan
over a year ago

Glenrothes

hairy gash lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Monkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I use foof or fluff when speaking to the kids about it.

I hate words like pussy and cunt anyway

Had this conversation with my wee daughter ladt night. We decided on foo foo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In this house mum and daughter call it there fairy. Which I think is a terrible name considering my daughters love of tinkerbell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Puff

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Cherry

K x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it not mostly depend who your talking to ?,....To the Doctor it is my vagina....To a lover usually pussy, to family?.........not really sure my mum just called it her groin....lol

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"space dock

sorry it's from a thread I seen yesterday

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By *ugs and JunkCouple
over a year ago

Bellshill

"I was reading in the news that they were looking for a polite word to use for a ladies front bottom. Men have willy that they can use but what words do women have, what would be a polite name that you would use? "

Axe wound

Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shareen Nanjani

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"Shareen Nanjani

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nicest ive heard the front lady bottom being called is Foof . Worst is 'Spunk trench '

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I use the word fandango"

Ha ha. Procol Harum's Whiter Shade of Pale will never be the same again!

I suggest Flower when my daughter was wee.

Lulu was an option too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"to be honest, as a lover of photographing flowers...they are pretty much similar to most fannies

Like the carnivorous trumpet pitcher!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My kid was taught in school to call it a vulva

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perfection works for me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Koochie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sausage den

Spunk socket

Pudding Palace

Cock cave

Beaver

Flange

Now that's not polite words are they

couldn't be going to the doctors to say my spunk socket is itching could I

I beg to differ darlin', also depending on the doc to mwah x

It's alright you don't need to beg "

Depends on how much their worth begging for

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By *maigheo1Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Minge or garage would do.

Parked the car in the garage last night.

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