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How clean do you feel after going to the loo??

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

... as clean as a snow flake falling from the sky

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

The morning dew on a himalayan mountainside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As clean as Naughty Max's thoughts

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"As clean as Naughty Max's thoughts "

Is that even possible ?

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"As clean as Naughty Max's thoughts "

Am saying nothing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is because you are completely clear of improper thoughts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That is because you are completely clear of improper thoughts "

Must have been on the prune juice

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By *helma_richardsCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh

As clean as an angel's wings on a boil wash

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By *ackan1Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

As clean as the statement above

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By *vanabeusedTV/TS
over a year ago

somewhere

As clean as a man called Derek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now there is a question...

Clean enough for someone to go down and lick around. x

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

Hmmm

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"That is because you are completely clear of improper thoughts

Must have been on the prune juice "

Haha MrsD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As clean as a hippopotamus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As clean as a window when I have used my Mr sheen on them

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"As clean as a window when I have used my Mr sheen on them"

Didn't think it was good for duck excrement

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By *orthseatiger69Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire /North lanarshire

Probably the same as the bear in the woods

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As clean as a window when I have used my Mr sheen on them

Didn't think it was good for duck excrement "

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

That depends if i manage to make it to the loo on time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That depends if i manage to make it to the loo on time "

Bhav.....can you hear all the clangs from people hitting the block button after your post?

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"That depends if i manage to make it to the loo on time

Bhav.....can you hear all the clangs from people hitting the block button after your post? "

surely people will be clever enough to realise my cynical nature.

But to clarify, My sphincters function perfectly well, thank you.

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"That depends if i manage to make it to the loo on time

Bhav.....can you hear all the clangs from people hitting the block button after your post? "

Haha MrsD

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By *appyDeviantsCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Depends if its a ghosty or a splatter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clean enough to eat your dinner off.....sweet corn optional!

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By *ary_ArgyllMan
over a year ago

Argyll

Depends how clean the loo was! Some public ones leave a lot to be desired.

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By *ugger_lugsWoman
over a year ago

fab world

Like fairy dust landing on fluffy clouds

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By *illnatMan
over a year ago

wherever i need to be

... as a man called Dave... who is very clean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends what I've ate, if it's a curry from the night before it's a messy one, probably the wiping takes longer than the actual shit itself but if it's lacking of fibre then I'll do a Houdini where minimal wiping is required but to be honest I don't feel clean after any toilet because you always know what you've done

Equally frustrating is getting ready, shaving, clipping nails, trimming pubic region, moisturiser, after shave balm, deodorant, wee skoosh on the balls with OneMillion in case I get lucky and then bam! A massive shit is needed so it's off to the toilet for a massive stinker, one where the eyes water and it ruins the whole 45 minutes getting ready because I know no matter how good I smell I'm chewing chocolate for the rest of that day unless I get in another shower

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Depends what I've ate, if it's a curry from the night before it's a messy one, probably the wiping takes longer than the actual shit itself but if it's lacking of fibre then I'll do a Houdini where minimal wiping is required but to be honest I don't feel clean after any toilet because you always know what you've done

Equally frustrating is getting ready, shaving, clipping nails, trimming pubic region, moisturiser, after shave balm, deodorant, wee skoosh on the balls with OneMillion in case I get lucky and then bam! A massive shit is needed so it's off to the toilet for a massive stinker, one where the eyes water and it ruins the whole 45 minutes getting ready because I know no matter how good I smell I'm chewing chocolate for the rest of that day unless I get in another shower "

Am glad you didn't do the Andrex advert lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Depends what I've ate, if it's a curry from the night before it's a messy one, probably the wiping takes longer than the actual shit itself but if it's lacking of fibre then I'll do a Houdini where minimal wiping is required but to be honest I don't feel clean after any toilet because you always know what you've done

Equally frustrating is getting ready, shaving, clipping nails, trimming pubic region, moisturiser, after shave balm, deodorant, wee skoosh on the balls with OneMillion in case I get lucky and then bam! A massive shit is needed so it's off to the toilet for a massive stinker, one where the eyes water and it ruins the whole 45 minutes getting ready because I know no matter how good I smell I'm chewing chocolate for the rest of that day unless I get in another shower

Am glad you didn't do the Andrex advert lol "

Hey, it's a serious answer to a serious question, shitting is no joke

When You've got to go, you've got to go, all these imposters with there fluffier than fluff bullshit, bet their ring smells like an alkies foreskin after a shit

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

As clean as freshly washed sheets that smell like a spring day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As clean as freshly washed sheets that smell like a spring day"

I will translate

"As fresh as a dugs left baw after being dragged through cow shit"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *leasure domMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Lighter after a download, but also clean, as I wash down there afterwards.

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