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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've just read a status and I burst out laughing, it read

"... "Hate when u get pestered for sex then u give in and he cums in 2 minutes aargh". "

I was thinking, was that twice in the 2 minutes and how long did she wait before giving in lolllllllllllllllll

I wonder if it pays to look around for a sexy experience guy or is just as popular sticking your hand in a lucky dip full of cranky rattlesnakes

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

2 mins?? He must have got dressed again too

Experience has its bonuses

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill


"I've just read a status and I burst out laughing, it read

"... "Hate when u get pestered for sex then u give in and he cums in 2 minutes aargh". "

I was thinking, was that twice in the 2 minutes and how long did she wait before giving in lolllllllllllllllll

I wonder if it pays to look around for a sexy experience guy or is just as popular sticking your hand in a lucky dip full of cranky rattlesnakes

"

Lol

Made me laugh too

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

2minutes?

Can't imagine anything lasting that long..did that include a smoke and sending for a takeaway?

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"2minutes?

Can't imagine anything lasting that long..did that include a smoke and sending for a takeaway?"

Only if she ordered it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"2minutes?

Can't imagine anything lasting that long..did that include a smoke and sending for a takeaway?

Only if she ordered it "

Naw, if she's paying.

I mean, it sounds as if the guy did all the work, twice

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

Obviously the geezer got too excited..I mean imagine pestering someone for sex on a sex(call it a swingers site all u want)site,how dare he...50 lashes..eh maybe not,he might cum after first crack o the whip!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 mins? Takes me back to when I fell pregnant the first time. Managed the whole lock, stock and 2 smoking barrels during the break while watching coronation street. Might've even managed to stick the kettle on too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"2 mins? Takes me back to when I fell pregnant the first time. Managed the whole lock, stock and 2 smoking barrels during the break while watching coronation street. Might've even managed to stick the kettle on too. "

lol, I honestly don't know what to say to that lolllllllll

except I hope your wee one is doing great

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"2 mins? Takes me back to when I fell pregnant the first time. Managed the whole lock, stock and 2 smoking barrels during the break while watching coronation street. Might've even managed to stick the kettle on too.

lol, I honestly don't know what to say to that lolllllllll

except I hope your wee one is doing great

"

Maybe apologise for trying to beat the record??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wee one is 5ft 8 and 16 now lol but thanks for kind wishes. Her sister was conceived the following year at half time of an England Poland euro football match!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My wee one is 5ft 8 and 16 now lol but thanks for kind wishes. Her sister was conceived the following year at half time of an England Poland euro football match!! "
you were on the ball with that (I know I know it was the best I could come up with at short notice )

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill


"My wee one is 5ft 8 and 16 now lol but thanks for kind wishes. Her sister was conceived the following year at half time of an England Poland euro football match!! "

Stick to BBC lol

No advertising

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My wee one is 5ft 8 and 16 now lol but thanks for kind wishes. Her sister was conceived the following year at half time of an England Poland euro football match!! you were on the ball with that (I know I know it was the best I could come up with at short notice )"

Poor DLT!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My wee one is 5ft 8 and 16 now lol but thanks for kind wishes. Her sister was conceived the following year at half time of an England Poland euro football match!!

Stick to BBC lol

No advertising"

Or just use reliable contraception lol

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill


"My wee one is 5ft 8 and 16 now lol but thanks for kind wishes. Her sister was conceived the following year at half time of an England Poland euro football match!!

Stick to BBC lol

No advertising

Or just use reliable contraception lol "

Or that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My wee one is 5ft 8 and 16 now lol but thanks for kind wishes. Her sister was conceived the following year at half time of an England Poland euro football match!! you were on the ball with that (I know I know it was the best I could come up with at short notice )

Poor DLT!!! "
I know

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