FabSwingers.com forum: Tell us a joke

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have sex daily... I mean DYSLEXIA! Fcuk!!!!

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By *ollydimplesWoman
over a year ago

hamilton

What u call a fish with no eyes ......

A fsh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats Blue and swings through the jungle ?

Monkey with a Wrangler jacket on ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Corduroy pillows... They're making headlines...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's long and hard and has cum in it?

A cucumber!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My girlfriends dad asked me what I do. Apparently, "your daughter" wasn't the right answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I told my friend she was drawing her eyebrows too high... she looked surprised

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By *ollydimplesWoman
over a year ago

hamilton

Hahahaha theres some belters there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate russian dolls, they're so full of themselves

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By *ollydimplesWoman
over a year ago

hamilton

Thought i heard the onions in my fridge singing bee gees songs

.........but when i opened the door it was just the chives talking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thought i heard the onions in my fridge singing bee gees songs

.........but when i opened the door it was just the chives talking "

LOL

If vegetarians love animals so much... why do they keep eating their food

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By *ollydimplesWoman
over a year ago

hamilton

I took a sexual harrassment course today...

Think i'm gonna be pretty good at it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I took a sexual harrassment course today...

Think i'm gonna be pretty good at it

Ohhh I think so lolol I'd like to change job too...

working in a mirror factory for instance... thats something I can totally see my self doing

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By *ollydimplesWoman
over a year ago

hamilton

"I took a sexual harrassment course today...

Think i'm gonna be pretty good at it

Ohhh I think so lolol I'd like to change job too...

working in a mirror factory for instance... thats something I can totally see my self doing

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By *ollydimplesWoman
over a year ago

hamilton

My ex used to go mad at me for using his toothbrush

Anyone know any better way to get dog shit off your shoes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My ex used to go mad at me for using his toothbrush

Anyone know any better way to get dog shit off your shoes?

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By *mudg3rMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

My dad was a magician. I've got two half sisters.

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Whats black and white and read all over ......

A newspaper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Friends are Like Toilet Paper!

Always best to keep an extra one under the sink

I know, I know, I'm sorry, it won't happen again

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

What's black, White and Red and goes at 5000rpm?

Penguin in a blender

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"What's black, White and Red and goes at 5000rpm?

Penguin in a blender

I blended 8 penguins ended up with a chocholate sticky biscuit mess

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By *andleCoolMan
over a year ago

Dundee

Tell us a joke...... Jaxks

Sorry, just had to mate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tell us a joke...... Jaxks

Sorry, just had to mate

Haha, that's my best one!

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By *andleCoolMan
over a year ago

Dundee

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By *mudg3rMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Read a book about shipbuilding G yesterday. Riveting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What did the sluts right leg say to the sluts left leg?

NOTHING. They’ve never met.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's Brown and quacks???

Donald Mince

I'll get my coat .....

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By *ango and gashCouple
over a year ago

bilston

What do you call a fly with no wings, A Walk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's pink, wrinkles and hangs out your trousers? .................Your mother (on the washing line)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a naked santa on the beach ? ....sandy baws

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

a guy goes to a fancy dress party dressed only in his underpants..the party host asks what are you supposed to be? its fancy dress

the guy says "I'm premature ejaculation i've just come in my pants"

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By *exywheelsCouple
over a year ago

inverness

A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a family nude beach. As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why.

She tells her son, "The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is."

The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger things than his dad does.

She replies, "The bigger they are, the dumber the man is."

Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play. Shortly thereafter, the boy returns and promptly tells his mother "Daddy is talking to the

silliest lady on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets.

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By *ighlander34Man
over a year ago

skye

What do u call a deer with no eyes?

No eye deer!

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

I got ejected from a library once for asking the assistant if they had any books on shelving

( stolen from another thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knewa 65 year old flasher who was thinking of retiring but thought he would stick it out for another year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex. He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her, so he always used a big dildo on her. All these years she had no clue. One day, she decided to reach over and flip the light switch on and saw that he was using a dildo. She said "I knew it, asshole, explain the dildo!" He said, "Explain the kids!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got banned for life from b&q the other week . .silly mistake on my part really,I walked in and this guy in orange overalls came up to me and said do you want decking ? So I hit him first .

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

"A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex. He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her, so he always used a big dildo on her. All these years she had no clue. One day, she decided to reach over and flip the light switch on and saw that he was using a dildo. She said "I knew it, asshole, explain the dildo!" He said, "Explain the kids!""

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