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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I do like a bit of text speak or slang to inject friendliness, humour and fun into a message but it does have to make sense and have SOME punctuation I think.

What's your thoughts fabsters?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would have put a comma after "message"......just saying!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would have put a comma after "message"......just saying!"

LOL my understanding is that if you use "but" as a "joining up word" you don't use a comma... but hey maybe I'm wrong

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By *onniemMan
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

H8 txt speak m8 ! Mean wtf gr8 education system an that , pyoor wastit.

You can see I fail in text speak actually still like to use proper spelling and punctuation and even ....... paragraphs shocker

It doesn't hurt and at least portrays a modicum of intelligence just a modicum mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"H8 txt speak m8 ! Mean wtf gr8 education system an that , pyoor wastit.

You can see I fail in text speak actually still like to use proper spelling and punctuation and even ....... paragraphs shocker

It doesn't hurt and at least portrays a modicum of intelligence just a modicum mind "

I like a modiCUM...

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By *onniemMan
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire


"H8 txt speak m8 ! Mean wtf gr8 education system an that , pyoor wastit.

You can see I fail in text speak actually still like to use proper spelling and punctuation and even ....... paragraphs shocker

It doesn't hurt and at least portrays a modicum of intelligence just a modicum mind

I like a modiCUM... "

Corrupting our language with smut ? How very dare you ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fink I woz gonna agree wif ya m8

But your message a little too well written for a mere mortal like myself to truly understand

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

My favorites are the grammar, punctuation nazis who get it wrong you cant buy that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"H8 txt speak m8 ! Mean wtf gr8 education system an that , pyoor wastit.

You can see I fail in text speak actually still like to use proper spelling and punctuation and even ....... paragraphs shocker

It doesn't hurt and at least portrays a modicum of intelligence just a modicum mind

I like a modiCUM...

Corrupting our language with smut ? How very dare you ? "

Cuz am a rebel - innit

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By *onniemMan
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire


"I fink I woz gonna agree wif ya m8

But your message a little too well written for a mere mortal like myself to truly understand "

''Tis true for it would be easier on both the eye and mind if thou was to remove thyself from this forum and have a rite gud fink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My favorites are the grammar, punctuation nazis who get it wrong you cant buy that"

Try Amazon or eBay

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By *onniemMan
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire


"My favorites are the grammar, punctuation nazis who get it wrong you cant buy that

Try Amazon or eBay "

Pfft you mean Amazin or uBer what you lick ?

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By *damandeve4funCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I would have put a comma after "message"......just saying!"

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I would have put a comma after "message"......just saying!

LOL my understanding is that if you use "but" as a "joining up word" you don't use a comma... but hey maybe I'm wrong "

My English teacher told us that too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would have put a comma after "message"......just saying!

LOL my understanding is that if you use "but" as a "joining up word" you don't use a comma... but hey maybe I'm wrong

My English teacher told us that too "

I'm going with that then lol

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Misleading heading I thought a posh school had a right wing extremist on the loose .

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By *eefyBangerMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

The biggest grammar nazis are the lefties. When they don't have a valid argument they retort to picking up on grammar. They attack the man and not the argument

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Recent studies have shown that being a grammar nazi is directly related to how much of a pedantic arse you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't be arsed with messages that take half an hour to decipher.

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By *mudg3rMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I would have put a comma after "message"......just saying!

LOL my understanding is that if you use "but" as a "joining up word" you don't use a comma... but hey maybe I'm wrong "

Absolutely right, Twinkle. No commas before but or and.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would have put a comma after "message"......just saying!

LOL my understanding is that if you use "but" as a "joining up word" you don't use a comma... but hey maybe I'm wrong "

You're right. I love you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thank you _mudg3r and Shorty, love you too lol xXx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often crave vowels x

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

Star bars are a far greater craving

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By *mudg3rMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I often crave vowels x "

I. O. U. A E cstatic evening. .

(I know it should be An. Poetic licence and all that).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once pilloried in the forum for suggesting that punctuation was a better indicator of sexual compatibility than a profile pic.

I await the same response!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was once pilloried in the forum for suggesting that punctuation was a better indicator of sexual compatibility than a profile pic.

I await the same response! "

I can't think why you'd be pilloried for that. Interesting theory, what's your logic??

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By *onniemMan
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire


"I was once pilloried in the forum for suggesting that punctuation was a better indicator of sexual compatibility than a profile pic.

I await the same response!

I can't think why you'd be pilloried for that. Interesting theory, what's your logic??"

To be fair a well thought out and written response from a lady always catches my eye more than a text speak , unpunctuated garble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No logic. Just an assessment!

Now... Here is the controversial part... You see those pics on people's profiles where the houses are filthy??? Go back and grammar check... There is a correlation.

I am not saying that dyslexics are inherently dirty.

But I certainly think there are lots of people who are too lazy to tidy their house and equally too lazy to prof read their profile.

Controversial... I know... I can see the all the red lights going off right now on that dating show.. Let the grammar nazi see the block button!

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By *ilshyxWoman
over a year ago

happy lil world

Is there any punctuation in not interested? When I reply saying that in mail replies I get abuse

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge


"No logic. Just an assessment!

Now... Here is the controversial part... You see those pics on people's profiles where the houses are filthy??? Go back and grammar check... There is a correlation.

I am not saying that dyslexics are inherently dirty.

But I certainly think there are lots of people who are too lazy to tidy their house and equally too lazy to prof read their profile.

Controversial... I know... I can see the all the red lights going off right now on that dating show.. Let the grammar nazi see the block button! "

oh dear would that be proof read their profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottle of gin for you ma' man!

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I was once pilloried in the forum for suggesting that punctuation was a better indicator of sexual compatibility than a profile pic.

I await the same response! "

I don't know why you would be shredded for that!

Well... that's me snookered! Glad not everyone thinks like that lol

You would assume we are sexually incompatible because of my fancy punctuation/English!!

Many people forget that this site is also used by non-english speakers.

I put that I am French on my profile not to be fancy but so people can bother reading between the lines of my profile, just in case I don't make sense

I have met guys that were not English speakers on here and did not mention it on their profiles. And may be they should as it seems it is a disadvantage as people forget as I said that not everyone has English as a mother tongue.

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Is there any punctuation in not interested? When I reply saying that in mail replies I get abuse "

No lol but try capital letters to burst their eardrums lol

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By *onniemMan
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire


"I was once pilloried in the forum for suggesting that punctuation was a better indicator of sexual compatibility than a profile pic.

I await the same response!

I don't know why you would be shredded for that!

Well... that's me snookered! Glad not everyone thinks like that lol

You would assume we are sexually incompatible because of my fancy punctuation/English!!

Many people forget that this site is also used by non-english speakers.

I put that I am French on my profile not to be fancy but so people can bother reading between the lines of my profile, just in case I don't make sense

I have met guys that were not English speakers on here and did not mention it on their profiles. And may be they should as it seems it is a disadvantage as people forget as I said that not everyone has English as a mother tongue.

"

A fair point well made

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Donnie, you had the Max translate on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was once pilloried in the forum for suggesting that punctuation was a better indicator of sexual compatibility than a profile pic.

I await the same response!

I don't know why you would be shredded for that!

I love your profile! Always have. I have a particular penchant for the French.

Well... that's me snookered! Glad not everyone thinks like that lol

You would assume we are sexually incompatible because of my fancy punctuation/English!!

Many people forget that this site is also used by non-english speakers.

I put that I am French on my profile not to be fancy but so people can bother reading between the lines of my profile, just in case I don't make sense

I have met guys that were not English speakers on here and did not mention it on their profiles. And may be they should as it seems it is a disadvantage as people forget as I said that not everyone has English as a mother tongue.

"

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By *onniemMan
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire


" Donnie, you had the Max translate on "

Pour vous Madame

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I was once pilloried in the forum for suggesting that punctuation was a better indicator of sexual compatibility than a profile pic.

I await the same response!

I don't know why you would be shredded for that!

I love your profile! Always have. I have a particular penchant for the French.

Well... that's me snookered! Glad not everyone thinks like that lol

You would assume we are sexually incompatible because of my fancy punctuation/English!!

Many people forget that this site is also used by non-english speakers.

I put that I am French on my profile not to be fancy but so people can bother reading between the lines of my profile, just in case I don't make sense

I have met guys that were not English speakers on here and did not mention it on their profiles. And may be they should as it seems it is a disadvantage as people forget as I said that not everyone has English as a mother tongue.

"

You must have been perving ninja mode then

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


" Donnie, you had the Max translate on

Pour vous Madame "

Am allergic to google translate so be careful lol

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By *onniemMan
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire


" Donnie, you had the Max translate on

Pour vous Madame

Am allergic to google translate so be careful lol "

lol I'm wracking my brain here Max lol this is my o level French I'm using and I didn't get it yesterday lol excuse the spelling lol

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


" Donnie, you had the Max translate on

Pour vous Madame

Am allergic to google translate so be careful lol

lol I'm wracking my brain here Max lol this is my o level French I'm using and I didn't get it yesterday lol excuse the spelling lol "

No it was all good

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By *onniemMan
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire


" Donnie, you had the Max translate on

Pour vous Madame

Am allergic to google translate so be careful lol

lol I'm wracking my brain here Max lol this is my o level French I'm using and I didn't get it yesterday lol excuse the spelling lol

No it was all good "

Was always better at oral than written oh the double entendres going through my head right now pmsl I'd love to give you one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do like a bit of text speak or slang to inject friendliness, humour and fun into a message but it does have to make sense and have SOME punctuation I think.

What's your thoughts fabsters? "

A nice mix of txt speak for quickness, but grammar for sense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was once pilloried in the forum for suggesting that punctuation was a better indicator of sexual compatibility than a profile pic.

I await the same response! "

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

I don't know a) what the hell im doing in the Scotland forum and b) why I'm going to say this

It's perfectly permissible to put commas before "and" and "but"; it's a complete fallacy that you can't. There are a few different uses of commas and one is the joining comma. If you have two complete sentences, the full stop can be replaced by a comma and a joining word (conjunction). "And" and "but" are two such words.

For example:

"He got to the train station at the right time. The train had already left for the next stop."

becomes:

"He got to the train station at the right time, but the train had already left for the next stop."

I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. I hate myself for this. Once you start down the road of spelling/ punctuation/grammar geekery, it's impossible to escape. I genuinely worked with a guy who once went into a pizza restaurant to politely tell them they'd used an apostrophe wrong on the sign outside!

In our defence, it was our profession to get it right. In the same way a carpenter wanted to make a perfectly crafted cabinet, we were tasked with helping students create perfectly crafted sentences.

I'm not a nazi, honest .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as it makes sense and not sound like a 14 year old. I ain't no English lecturer and more interested in other things

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By *onniemMan
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire


"I don't know a) what the hell im doing in the Scotland forum and b) why I'm going to say this

It's perfectly permissible to put commas before "and" and "but"; it's a complete fallacy that you can't. There are a few different uses of commas and one is the joining comma. If you have two complete sentences, the full stop can be replaced by a comma and a joining word (conjunction). "And" and "but" are two such words.

For example:

"He got to the train station at the right time. The train had already left for the next stop."

becomes:

"He got to the train station at the right time, but the train had already left for the next stop."

I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. I hate myself for this. Once you start down the road of spelling/ punctuation/grammar geekery, it's impossible to escape. I genuinely worked with a guy who once went into a pizza restaurant to politely tell them they'd used an apostrophe wrong on the sign outside!

In our defence, it was our profession to get it right. In the same way a carpenter wanted to make a perfectly crafted cabinet, we were tasked with helping students create perfectly crafted sentences.

I'm not a nazi, honest .

"

Jawohl mein Führer

Sorry , couldn't resist

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff


"I don't know a) what the hell im doing in the Scotland forum and b) why I'm going to say this

It's perfectly permissible to put commas before "and" and "but"; it's a complete fallacy that you can't. There are a few different uses of commas and one is the joining comma. If you have two complete sentences, the full stop can be replaced by a comma and a joining word (conjunction). "And" and "but" are two such words.

For example:

"He got to the train station at the right time. The train had already left for the next stop."

becomes:

"He got to the train station at the right time, but the train had already left for the next stop."

I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. I hate myself for this. Once you start down the road of spelling/ punctuation/grammar geekery, it's impossible to escape. I genuinely worked with a guy who once went into a pizza restaurant to politely tell them they'd used an apostrophe wrong on the sign outside!

In our defence, it was our profession to get it right. In the same way a carpenter wanted to make a perfectly crafted cabinet, we were tasked with helping students create perfectly crafted sentences.

I'm not a nazi, honest .

Jawohl mein Führer

Sorry , couldn't resist

"

I deserve it, to be fair.

I try hard to let it go, I really do. It's a mystifying interest to have, much like Morris Dancing. Once you start getting into it, it there's no going back though, and it becomes weirdly fascinating!

I'm really fun at parties btw

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't know a) what the hell im doing in the Scotland forum and b) why I'm going to say this

It's perfectly permissible to put commas before "and" and "but"; it's a complete fallacy that you can't. There are a few different uses of commas and one is the joining comma. If you have two complete sentences, the full stop can be replaced by a comma and a joining word (conjunction). "And" and "but" are two such words.

For example:

"He got to the train station at the right time. The train had already left for the next stop."

becomes:

"He got to the train station at the right time, but the train had already left for the next stop."

I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. I hate myself for this. Once you start down the road of spelling/ punctuation/grammar geekery, it's impossible to escape. I genuinely worked with a guy who once went into a pizza restaurant to politely tell them they'd used an apostrophe wrong on the sign outside!

In our defence, it was our profession to get it right. In the same way a carpenter wanted to make a perfectly crafted cabinet, we were tasked with helping students create perfectly crafted sentences.

I'm not a nazi, honest .

Jawohl mein Führer

Sorry , couldn't resist

I deserve it, to be fair.

I try hard to let it go, I really do. It's a mystifying interest to have, much like Morris Dancing. Once you start getting into it, it there's no going back though, and it becomes weirdly fascinating!

I'm really fun at parties btw "

I love this and thanks for explaining it so well... btw...

When comforting a grammar nazi I pat them on the back softly and say ... There, they're, their...

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near


"I would have put a comma after "message"......just saying!

LOL my understanding is that if you use "but" as a "joining up word" you don't use a comma... but hey maybe I'm wrong "

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff


"I don't know a) what the hell im doing in the Scotland forum and b) why I'm going to say this

It's perfectly permissible to put commas before "and" and "but"; it's a complete fallacy that you can't. There are a few different uses of commas and one is the joining comma. If you have two complete sentences, the full stop can be replaced by a comma and a joining word (conjunction). "And" and "but" are two such words.

For example:

"He got to the train station at the right time. The train had already left for the next stop."

becomes:

"He got to the train station at the right time, but the train had already left for the next stop."

I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. I hate myself for this. Once you start down the road of spelling/ punctuation/grammar geekery, it's impossible to escape. I genuinely worked with a guy who once went into a pizza restaurant to politely tell them they'd used an apostrophe wrong on the sign outside!

In our defence, it was our profession to get it right. In the same way a carpenter wanted to make a perfectly crafted cabinet, we were tasked with helping students create perfectly crafted sentences.

I'm not a nazi, honest .

Jawohl mein Führer

Sorry , couldn't resist

I deserve it, to be fair.

I try hard to let it go, I really do. It's a mystifying interest to have, much like Morris Dancing. Once you start getting into it, it there's no going back though, and it becomes weirdly fascinating!

I'm really fun at parties btw

I love this and thanks for explaining it so well... btw...

When comforting a grammar nazi I pat them on the back softly and say ... There, they're, their... "

Ha ha - I see what you did there.

If I had a pound for every time I corrected a student on there/they're/their, I'd be typing this from a beachfront apartment in Barbados!

I love the Joining Comma, it's a beautiful, elegant thing

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By *argaidMan
over a year ago

glasgow

It always amuses me when someone posts about how intelligent they are in their profile in a badly-spelt, poorly-punctuated non-grammatical page.

Yes; I know that it's not impossible to be semi-literate and intelligent but there is usually a correlation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The pedants are revolting!

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