FabSwingers.com forum: Old firm club details in names

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Guys be honest does anyone find it a good thing if a lass has footy stuff in her profile name like rec cfc etc as heard the most horrible story about celtic fan who went meet few guys for party from here and apart from not letting her come second for whole day. They apparently gave her loads verbal and slaps etc cheap digs but didnt do very well at actually having sex. No talent or consistency in their rhythm and they small minded lying knocked an egg cup as big cupboards empty.

Anyone else hear that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know about hearing it but it made no sense to me AT ALL!!! It sounds like utter gibberish

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By *entralscotscpl7Couple
over a year ago

Falkirk

You can wake up now........

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I don't know about hearing it but it made no sense to me AT ALL!!! It sounds like utter gibberish

Phew!! It's not just me

Was worried for a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know about hearing it but it made no sense to me AT ALL!!! It sounds like utter gibberish

Phew!! It's not just me

Was worried for a bit

I'm all for a bit of slang or text talk to make a message user friendly Max but it still has to MAKE SENSE lolol xXx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not got a clue what he is on about

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

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By *onniemMan
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

Isn't the forum meant to be for posts in English? I haven't a clue what that's meant to say and I'm fairly well educated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps he will enlighten us in due course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does anyone ever feel that they have been here far too fecking long and find it difficult too understand ..?

Sorry OP ...I get the "Old Firm " bit ..anything after it im struggling ..maybe take a breather and eliminate the rant in your voice..Then explain .

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By *iceguy 1966Man
over a year ago

in pa postcode

Wtf is all that i have to say

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By *onniemMan
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

"Perhaps he will enlighten us in due course

Pulling up a chair and getting comfortable for this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Perhaps he will enlighten us in due course

Pulling up a chair and getting comfortable for this one

Would one like a cup of Earl Grey and a cucumber sandwich?

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By *onniemMan
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

"Perhaps he will enlighten us in due course

Pulling up a chair and getting comfortable for this one

Would one like a cup of Earl Grey and a cucumber sandwich?

Why Darling ! You truly are a blessing from on high with the god given talent to read my mind

Sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Perhaps he will enlighten us in due course

Pulling up a chair and getting comfortable for this one

Would one like a cup of Earl Grey and a cucumber sandwich?

Why Darling ! You truly are a blessing from on high with the god given talent to read my mind

Sometimes

Jeeeeeeze that's a first for me... I guess it had to happen sometime. Go me!!! Whoohoo

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By *onniemMan
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

"Perhaps he will enlighten us in due course

Pulling up a chair and getting comfortable for this one

Would one like a cup of Earl Grey and a cucumber sandwich?

Why Darling ! You truly are a blessing from on high with the god given talent to read my mind

Sometimes

Jeeeeeeze that's a first for me... I guess it had to happen sometime. Go me!!! Whoohoo"

Christmas come early lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Perhaps he will enlighten us in due course

Pulling up a chair and getting comfortable for this one

Would one like a cup of Earl Grey and a cucumber sandwich?

Why Darling ! You truly are a blessing from on high with the god given talent to read my mind

Sometimes

Jeeeeeeze that's a first for me... I guess it had to happen sometime. Go me!!! Whoohoo

Christmas come early lol

Don ...Get your Anorak, its gonna be wet

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By *onniemMan
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

"Perhaps he will enlighten us in due course

Pulling up a chair and getting comfortable for this one

Would one like a cup of Earl Grey and a cucumber sandwich?

Why Darling ! You truly are a blessing from on high with the god given talent to read my mind

Sometimes

Jeeeeeeze that's a first for me... I guess it had to happen sometime. Go me!!! Whoohoo

Christmas come early lol

Don ...Get your Anorak, its gonna be wet

I'm sure I have no idea what you mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Perhaps he will enlighten us in due course

Pulling up a chair and getting comfortable for this one

Would one like a cup of Earl Grey and a cucumber sandwich?

Why Darling ! You truly are a blessing from on high with the god given talent to read my mind

Sometimes

Jeeeeeeze that's a first for me... I guess it had to happen sometime. Go me!!! Whoohoo

Christmas come early lol

Don ...Get your Anorak, its gonna be wet

I'm sure I have no idea what you mean

I dunno either... I was making tea

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By *onniemMan
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

"Perhaps he will enlighten us in due course

Pulling up a chair and getting comfortable for this one

Would one like a cup of Earl Grey and a cucumber sandwich?

Why Darling ! You truly are a blessing from on high with the god given talent to read my mind

Sometimes

Jeeeeeeze that's a first for me... I guess it had to happen sometime. Go me!!! Whoohoo

Christmas come early lol

Don ...Get your Anorak, its gonna be wet

I'm sure I have no idea what you mean

I dunno either... I was making tea

And sandwiches I trust ? Crusts removed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Perhaps he will enlighten us in due course

Pulling up a chair and getting comfortable for this one

Would one like a cup of Earl Grey and a cucumber sandwich?

Why Darling ! You truly are a blessing from on high with the god given talent to read my mind

Sometimes

Jeeeeeeze that's a first for me... I guess it had to happen sometime. Go me!!! Whoohoo

Christmas come early lol

Don ...Get your Anorak, its gonna be wet

I'm sure I have no idea what you mean

I dunno either... I was making tea

And sandwiches I trust ? Crusts removed

Of course, what kind of gal do you think I am? Wait, considering where we are... don't answer that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea what your on about but sort of agree to the parts that made sense like the very beginning when we get messages from profiles that spell boy bhoy we dont even open it but apart from that i dont really get what your saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dinna look at me ....am know saying anything ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dinna look at me ....am know saying anything ..

Gives Chookie THE LOOK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not got a clue what he is on about "

Really I thought it was one of the most stimulating posts on fab.

2 minutes later and then I woke up from my self induced coma

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not got a clue what he is on about

Really I thought it was one of the most stimulating posts on fab.

2 minutes later and then I woke up from my self induced coma

Jeezo ..hope its not too serious ..

I honestly think some Posts should be certified ..or at least come with a warning of some description..

Ive actually fainted a couple of times at the Tits Out Tuesday posts..and fell off my chair a few times with laughter at the drama seeking posts.

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I don't know about hearing it but it made no sense to me AT ALL!!! It sounds like utter gibberish

Phew!! It's not just me

Was worried for a bit

I'm all for a bit of slang or text talk to make a message user friendly Max but it still has to MAKE SENSE lolol xXx"

I was about to send a complaint to my old English teacher! He never prepared me for this lol

xxx

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Isn't the forum meant to be for posts in English?

Bah ! Mais non ! Mon ami

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know about hearing it but it made no sense to me AT ALL!!! It sounds like utter gibberish

Phew!! It's not just me

Was worried for a bit

I'm all for a bit of slang or text talk to make a message user friendly Max but it still has to MAKE SENSE lolol xXx

I was about to send a complaint to my old English teacher! He never prepared me for this lol

xxx"

I AM NOT prepared for it either Max lolol xxxxxx

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

OP, what the heck is that about???

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I don't know about hearing it but it made no sense to me AT ALL!!! It sounds like utter gibberish

Phew!! It's not just me

Was worried for a bit

I'm all for a bit of slang or text talk to make a message user friendly Max but it still has to MAKE SENSE lolol xXx

I was about to send a complaint to my old English teacher! He never prepared me for this lol

xxx

I AM NOT prepared for it either Max lolol xxxxxx"

Am seriously getting worried now!!

It seems that it is contagious... On other threads lol

Rouge put me down if am infected

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK best gutter translation

He appears to ask what we think of young ladies using football slogans in their profile

Then I believe he is telling a tail of such a young damsel who has attracted knuckle dragging young gentlemen who support other side of the footballing coin

Who in turn thought they were inside stadium and smashed toilets and chairs etc whilst calling her such terrible names

I could be wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know about hearing it but it made no sense to me AT ALL!!! It sounds like utter gibberish

Phew!! It's not just me

Was worried for a bit

I'm all for a bit of slang or text talk to make a message user friendly Max but it still has to MAKE SENSE lolol xXx

I was about to send a complaint to my old English teacher! He never prepared me for this lol

xxx

I AM NOT prepared for it either Max lolol xxxxxx

Am seriously getting worried now!!

It seems that it is contagious... On other threads lol

Rouge put me down if am infected

Rub yerself doon with a page oot the OED Petit Pois lol

Rok, thanks for the translation... sounds lovely... NOT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys be honest does anyone find it a good thing if a lass has footy stuff in her profile name like rec cfc etc as heard the most horrible story about celtic fan who went meet few guys for party from here and apart from not letting her come second for whole day. They apparently gave her loads verbal and slaps etc cheap digs but didnt do very well at actually having sex. No talent or consistency in their rhythm and they small minded lying knocked an egg cup as big cupboards empty.

Anyone else hear that"

Aye I heard that! Didn't have a fucking clue what they were on about either!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the fucks this all about? Mate seriously you must be high off the Yuletide spirit.

But to answer the question, anyone who puts their football team in their username isn't for me....I don't quite fancy giving them cheap digs and raiding their cupboards....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You mean there are people on here ...who support Pollock Juniors ..

Ive heard it aw now ..

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By *onniemMan
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

"Isn't the forum meant to be for posts in English?

Bah ! Mais non ! Mon ami

Pardonez-moi mon ami

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By *onniemMan
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

Bet more people understand that than the OP

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By *ilshyxWoman
over a year ago

happy lil world

Anyone else hear that"

How awful as a Celtic fan I always let rangers come second.

sadly that's all that made sense

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By *onniemMan
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

Why put football related things in your name anyhow ? With the issues those 2 clubs , in particular , have there will always be an idiot on one side or the other take umbrage

that said , if this incident did occur then she should go to the authorities .

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

I'm still wondering about the egg cup part lol

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By *ilshyxWoman
over a year ago

happy lil world

"I'm still wondering about the egg cup part lol"

Wondering if breakfast was denied lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I understand the Egg Cup bit ..

The reason they stole the Egg Cups ..is because they didnt put all their eggs in the one basket.

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

Started off badly and got worse as it went on, the lest said about the end the better.

Saying that, putting anything about your club on your profile conjures up images of minging grey tracksuits and a pit bull named killer or something equally neddish. Don't do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coulda been worse. Coulda contained WE ARE THE PEEEPUL!! Or some shite about the motherland across the water.

Mon the Stranraer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pass the bottle OP.

This place gets weirder by the day

But the bit i kind of get. I don't open messages from profiles with football related names.

I'm here for a shag no football stuff I'm way to adult for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its a made up story trying to slag Rangers fans.Poor attempt really.All about being second in the league and the trophy cupboard being empty etc. There is no real story about anyone getting assaulted as he is also making that bit up.Really poor when FAB message boards are being polluted by this kind of post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"its a made up story trying to slag Rangers fans.Poor attempt really.All about being second in the league and the trophy cupboard being empty etc. There is no real story about anyone getting assaulted as he is also making that bit up.Really poor when FAB message boards are being polluted by this kind of post."

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

Ah I see thank you for that x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe if the op wrote it in English we would all know what he was talking about.

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By *ightfall79Man
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

I'm still trying to figure out what team rec is , though I think OP has an allergy against the letter f wonder if he means RFC that play in the Brazilian league.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am passionate about footie but never mention my team now as I have been subject to abuse and hassle from other fabbers...totally unnecessary but there you go! I certainly wouldn't bring it up at any party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am passionate about footie but never mention my team now as I have been subject to abuse and hassle from other fabbers...totally unnecessary but there you go! I certainly wouldn't bring it up at any party"

Tracey...you should be able to say what team your support of whatever political party you like here on Fab without getting abused...That is what's total unacceptable here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tracey...you should be able to say what team your support of whatever political party you like here on Fab without getting abused...That is what's total unacceptable here...

Well that's isn't the case. Having said that I am certainly happy to chat about plenty other subjects but steer clear of politics and footie teams as plenty folk happy to make.snidey comments

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

I think my eyeballs are bleeding.

I understood the first bit about football being mentioned in usernames, and it's a turn off for me.

Firstly because supporters of the two main clubs have a bad reputation, and secondly because if they're that into football we probably won't have anything in common

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By *othingButCocoChanelWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Anyone else hear that"

You are a joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone else hear that"

I definitely DONT want a pint of whatever you've been drinking

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