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By *lue4you OP Couple
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

My Nookie days re over

My pilot light is out

What used to be my sex appeal

is now my water spout!

Time was when, on it's own,

from my trousers it would spring

but now it's just a full time job

to find the fucking thing!

it used to be embarasing

the way it would behave,

for every single morning it would

stand and watch me shave!

Now as old age approaches

it sure gives me the blues,

to see it hang it's little head

& watch me tie my shoes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Nookie days re over

My pilot light is out

What used to be my sex appeal

is now my water spout!

Time was when, on it's own,

from my trousers it would spring

but now it's just a full time job

to find the fucking thing!

it used to be embarasing

the way it would behave,

for every single morning it would

stand and watch me shave!

Now as old age approaches

it sure gives me the blues,

to see it hang it's little head

& watch me tie my shoes.

Just flop any loose skin over your japs eye and it won't see a thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Blue - I don't think yours will ever die - just needs a few days to recover! Lol!

If it does die however I'm sure lovely Lady Blue will have both you and it stuffed and mounted above her bed!

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Nookie days re over

My pilot light is out

What used to be my sex appeal

is now my water spout!

Time was when, on it's own,

from my trousers it would spring

but now it's just a full time job

to find the fucking thing!

it used to be embarasing

the way it would behave,

for every single morning it would

stand and watch me shave!

Now as old age approaches

it sure gives me the blues,

to see it hang it's little head

& watch me tie my shoes.

Lol love it!!! Eloquent as ever Mr Blue but I don't believe a word of it

Luv Caz xXx

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"My Nookie days re over

My pilot light is out

What used to be my sex appeal

is now my water spout!

Time was when, on it's own,

from my trousers it would spring

but now it's just a full time job

to find the fucking thing!

it used to be embarasing

the way it would behave,

for every single morning it would

stand and watch me shave!

Now as old age approaches

it sure gives me the blues,

to see it hang it's little head

& watch me tie my shoes.

Didn't seem that way to me at the last get together

K x

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