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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A man walks into a pub loading a gun with six bullets,he shout he is going to shoot any body who has fucked his wife ,a short silence ! Then a voice from the back of the pub shouts damm dude you will need more than six bullets x add a joke if you like could do with a giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to know a guy who got struck off for commiting just one minor indescretion... slept with one patient in 20 years...so unfair as he was so talented at his job... best vet in Scotland...

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

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By *exy gentMan
over a year ago

Midlothian


"I used to know a guy who got struck off for commiting just one minor indescretion... slept with one patient in 20 years...so unfair as he was so talented at his job... best vet in Scotland... "

Ha ha ha, brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to know a guy who got struck off for commiting just one minor indescretion... slept with one patient in 20 years...so unfair as he was so talented at his job... best vet in Scotland...

Ha ha ha, brilliant "

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By *ico50Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Wife asks husband,, you ever been with whores??? Husband replay,, i swear my love you are the first !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a joke as such , did u know that jeramy beadle has a small cock , but on the other hand it's massive .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man walks in to a pub orders a pint drinks it, turns to his left and says all you on my left are fucking stupid and turns to his right and says all you on my right are fucking daft . He gets a tug on his sleeve from.a wee guy on his right hey i am not daft, and he says get get over there pointing to his left. I think that joke is better told lol

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By *prilia guyMan
over a year ago

dundee

Go to bed with a itchy bum wake up with a smelly finger

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I used to know a guy who got struck off for commiting just one minor indescretion... slept with one patient in 20 years...so unfair as he was so talented at his job... best vet in Scotland... "

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By *bridge manMan
over a year ago

lanarkshire

A d*unk girl staggered up to me in the street last night and said, "Can I pinch a cigarette from you, please?"

"Show me your tits and then ask me the question again." I replied.

So she lifted up her top and bra and said, "Can I pinch a cigarette from you, please?"

"Sorry, luv. I don't smoke."

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By *mudg3rMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Man walks into a bar. Says "Ouch"!

It was an iron bar. Tommy Cooper 1976.

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By *mudg3rMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Lad walks into a bar and orders 10 whiskies lined up next to each other. "Bloody hell" says the barman. "What's the occasion"?

"First blow job" replies the young lad.

"Good on ya" says the barman. "Here - let me get you one as well".

"No thanks" the young guy says. "If 10 whiskies don't get rid of the taste, I can't imagine one more will".

BOOM BOOM.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lad walks into a bar and orders 10 whiskies lined up next to each other. "Bloody hell" says the barman. "What's the occasion"?

"First blow job" replies the young lad.

"Good on ya" says the barman. "Here - let me get you one as well".

"No thanks" the young guy says. "If 10 whiskies don't get rid of the taste, I can't imagine one more will".

BOOM BOOM. "

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By *overocketoneMan
over a year ago

aberdeen

Man walks in the pub with a newt on his shoulder and says to the barman a drink for me and tiny.. The barman says why do you call him Tiny.He replies cos he is my newt..

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