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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A wee bit of fun for a Sunday evening. Name something you should NEVER do NAKED.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Making a Sunday fry-up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Operate an arc welder.

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By *onniemMan
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

Barbecue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hedge trimming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drop your weans at school

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By *onniemMan
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire


"Drop your weans at school "

That may well be the winner

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Go visit your grandparents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Hokey Cokey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ironing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Answer the door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walk about the neighbourhood with a sponsored form

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By *leasure domMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Answer the door bell at halloween

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have sex "

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By *leasure domMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Buddy up with the naked rambler - the courts can't abide the populace being "disturbed" by the sight of the human body.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feed geese - C says.

I say cook bacon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buddy up with the naked rambler - the courts can't abide the populace being "disturbed" by the sight of the human body."

Sometimes naked is not a pretty sight tbf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walk by your window at night with the light on and blinds open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Disturb a wasps nest....ouch!!!!!

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By *onniemMan
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire


"Walk by your window at night with the light on and blinds open "

Sounds like the voice of experience lol

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By *onniemMan
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire


"Have sex "

Eww that's just gross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have sex

Eww that's just gross "

Always someone who wants to lower the tone ..jeez

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By *onniemMan
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire


"Have sex

Eww that's just gross

Always someone who wants to lower the tone ..jeez "

Usually Tillytally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Walk by your window at night with the light on and blinds open

Sounds like the voice of experience lol "

Yes my poor neighbors eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ski ing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Walk by your window at night with the light on and blinds open

Sounds like the voice of experience lol

Yes my poor neighbors eyes "

Im really not offended at all ..ahll send ya the pics x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Walk by your window at night with the light on and blinds open

Sounds like the voice of experience lol

Yes my poor neighbors eyes

Im really not offended at all ..ahll send ya the pics x

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I knew I seen a flash, but are they as good as my pics of you x

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By *onniemMan
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire


"Walk by your window at night with the light on and blinds open

Sounds like the voice of experience lol

Yes my poor neighbors eyes "

Least you could do is give us advanced notice so we can get a good parking spot lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Walk by your window at night with the light on and blinds open

Sounds like the voice of experience lol

Yes my poor neighbors eyes

Least you could do is give us advanced notice so we can get a good parking spot lol "

I think its on a first cum first seat basis ..

Basturd ..ahll probably be in the back row ..typical

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By *uzzyDuck75Man
over a year ago

Glasgow & Yorkshire

Turn up at the exs house, lol.

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By *andy andy777Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Cut the grass

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

Let your d*unk mate loose with a tattoo gun! I write this after just watching an episode of Tattoo Fixers where they played naughts and crosses on their dicks!!!

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By *ussymufferMan
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Use a grinder

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Do what fireman do put out a fire

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By *onniemMan
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire


"Do what fireman do put out a fire"

To be fair though , if you were in need of a nature call you could be of some assistance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything involving chilli's...OUCH!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meet a girls parents for the first time wen they walk in you at it..

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

Deep fry cajun style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welding

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Walk by your window at night with the light on and blinds open "

I really don't mind when my young neighbour does that

You wouldn't believe how slow I can go up the first few steps up the stairs

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"A wee bit of fun for a Sunday evening. Name something you should NEVER do NAKED.....

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Going around the shops

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By *onniemMan
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire


"Walk by your window at night with the light on and blinds open

I really don't mind when my young neighbour does that

You wouldn't believe how slow I can go up the first few steps up the stairs "

Disgusting behaviour

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Walk by your window at night with the light on and blinds open

I really don't mind when my young neighbour does that

You wouldn't believe how slow I can go up the first few steps up the stairs

Disgusting behaviour "

I just like a good view nothing wrong with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Walk by your window at night with the light on and blinds open "

Lucky neighbors lol

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By *onniemMan
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire


"Walk by your window at night with the light on and blinds open

I really don't mind when my young neighbour does that

You wouldn't believe how slow I can go up the first few steps up the stairs

Disgusting behaviour

I just like a good view nothing wrong with that "

Bet they feel dirty lol lucky sods

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feed your dog a string of sausages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That "helicopter" dance that guys love to do

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By *onniemMan
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire


"That "helicopter" dance that guys love to do "

Pmsl

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

Climb out a cold Loch at end of skinny dip, keen to impress her, but somewhat 'reduced' by the cold...

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By *onniemMan
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire


"Climb out a cold Loch at end of skinny dip, keen to impress her, but somewhat 'reduced' by the cold... "

Ah the voice of experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feed your dog a string of sausages "

Now there's a mental picture... I'm smiling... is that wrong

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By *onniemMan
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire


"Feed your dog a string of sausages

Now there's a mental picture... I'm smiling... is that wrong "

More disturbing than wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feed your dog a string of sausages

Now there's a mental picture... I'm smiling... is that wrong "

Not at all it's fecking hilarious as long as it's not happening to me!

What's wrong is my first thought when deciding on my answer was 'dropping the kids off at school' but upon scrolling down the thread it became apparent someone else has a mind as twisted n fucked up as my own.....so after scratching me noggin for a minute,string of sausages fed to rover it was!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feed your dog a string of sausages

Now there's a mental picture... I'm smiling... is that wrong

More disturbing than wrong "

I can live with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feed your dog a string of sausages

Now there's a mental picture... I'm smiling... is that wrong

Not at all it's fecking hilarious as long as it's not happening to me!

What's wrong is my first thought when deciding on my answer was 'dropping the kids off at school' but upon scrolling down the thread it became apparent someone else has a mind as twisted n fucked up as my own.....so after scratching me noggin for a minute,string of sausages fed to rover it was! "

Ohhh that is worrying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feed your dog a string of sausages

Now there's a mental picture... I'm smiling... is that wrong

Not at all it's fecking hilarious as long as it's not happening to me!

What's wrong is my first thought when deciding on my answer was 'dropping the kids off at school' but upon scrolling down the thread it became apparent someone else has a mind as twisted n fucked up as my own.....so after scratching me noggin for a minute,string of sausages fed to rover it was!

Ohhh that is worrying "

Great minds n all that eh

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By *ip73Man
over a year ago

Stanwell

Fencing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feed your dog a string of sausages

Now there's a mental picture... I'm smiling... is that wrong

Not at all it's fecking hilarious as long as it's not happening to me!

What's wrong is my first thought when deciding on my answer was 'dropping the kids off at school' but upon scrolling down the thread it became apparent someone else has a mind as twisted n fucked up as my own.....so after scratching me noggin for a minute,string of sausages fed to rover it was!

Ohhh that is worrying

Great minds n all that eh "

My mother would say "fools seldom differ" but she's a smertyersedcleverclogsbugger

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By *eather47Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Aye but idiots allways agree

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By *eather47Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Watch where u put your hands after cutting up chillies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Open a hot oven, trust me I know from experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aye but idiots allways agree "

Yes I find your statement most agreeable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feed your dog a string of sausages

Now there's a mental picture... I'm smiling... is that wrong

Not at all it's fecking hilarious as long as it's not happening to me!

What's wrong is my first thought when deciding on my answer was 'dropping the kids off at school' but upon scrolling down the thread it became apparent someone else has a mind as twisted n fucked up as my own.....so after scratching me noggin for a minute,string of sausages fed to rover it was!

Ohhh that is worrying

Great minds n all that eh

My mother would say "fools seldom differ" but she's a smertyersedcleverclogsbugger "

Sounds like a very wise woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

naked bbq lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feed the swans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

play with ferrets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iron your birthday suit

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By *regory-pecksMan
over a year ago

Scotland

Go paintballing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fly fishing

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By *regory-pecksMan
over a year ago

Scotland

Play golf...too much "swing"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do that.....??

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin


"fly fishing "

I wonder if J R Hartley did

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