FabSwingers.com forum: I you were a toy

By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Inspired by the smyths toy advert lol

so if you were a toy what would you be and why?

And no sex toys proper childrens toys lol only

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By *ithardscotMan
over a year ago

Kelty

Action man of course!

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

Jessie from Toy Story she gets to hang out with Woody and Buzz x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A board game

Played with once at Christmas and left on the shelf the rest of the year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An airfix kit with bits missing!

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Legos

- hours of play, making, creating, solving, changing, endless possibilities

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A teddy bear.... cute and cuddly, gets lots of hugs and kisses and goes everywhere with its special person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 5000 piece jigsaw...with a missing piece

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By *igD262Man
over a year ago

glasgow

wwf fright machine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Legos

- hours of play, making, creating, solving, changing, endless possibilities

LEGO's so I can be on the other side of standing on a piece of the fookers barefoot. Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Playdough

Fun for a while but wears out and gets binned

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By *mudg3rMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

A rubber duck for Ms Nawty's bath.

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Legos

- hours of play, making, creating, solving, changing, endless possibilities

LEGO's so I can be on the other side of standing on a piece of the fookers barefoot. Pmsl

Lol

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Queen Elsa doll. Great hair and outfits and a feisty woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Queen Elsa doll. Great hair and outfits and a feisty woman. "

I take it you live on the royalties

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By *onniemMan
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

Ker-plunk

noisy and irritating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id be a cuddly cat toy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pie face.... think it goes without saying why hahahahahaha

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By *onniemMan
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

Cluedo lol goes on for hours and is basically guess work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Rubik's cube... you can play with me as long as you like and still never figure me out... oh wait... that's women in general

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A box of crayons coulorful make beautiful scenes with them and when your finished stick.them back in the box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Subbuteo ..

Good team player ..Have a few skills ..and can score for Fun .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Rubik's cube... you can play with me as long as you like and still never figure me out... oh wait... that's women in general

NAW ...thats just you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Subbuteo ..

Good team player ..Have a few skills ..and can score for Fun .

oh i can b your referee....i like having to keep boyz in line....;) pity not a real footie team tho the smell of deep hear is a major turn on to me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Subbuteo ..

Good team player ..Have a few skills ..and can score for Fun .

oh i can b your referee....i like having to keep boyz in line....;) pity not a real footie team tho the smell of deep hear is a major turn on to me lol

I could give ya deep heat as long as i dont get a red card x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Rubik's cube... you can play with me as long as you like and still never figure me out... oh wait... that's women in general

NAW ...thats just you x

Very satisfying when ya work it out though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Subbuteo ..

Good team player ..Have a few skills ..and can score for Fun .

oh i can b your referee....i like having to keep boyz in line....;) pity not a real footie team tho the smell of deep hear is a major turn on to me lol

I could give ya deep heat as long as i dont get a red card x

what about golden goal? ....extra time...penalties....oh gor god sake dont go offside....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Subbuteo ..

Good team player ..Have a few skills ..and can score for Fun .

oh i can b your referee....i like having to keep boyz in line....;) pity not a real footie team tho the smell of deep hear is a major turn on to me lol

You can blow my Whistle when im onside x

I could give ya deep heat as long as i dont get a red card x

what about golden goal? ....extra time...penalties....oh gor god sake dont go offside....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I just point out that the plural of Lego is Lego?

Just because The Big Bang Theory keep saying it doesn't mean they're right.

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By *lasgownewbies6266Man
over a year ago

glasgow

A cabbage patch kid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Barbie!

My hero x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be a bobble head doll. ..sitting on the shelf nodding politely while watching all you naughty ppl playing games

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

Weeble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A slinky!! Never stops lol

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By *issyForDommeTV/TS
over a year ago

glasgow

A ouija board (yes, it is just a toy lol) because I'm mysterious, with a dark sense of humour and not many can figure me out

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 15/12/16 20:15:49]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Optimus Prime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dominoes ...

Ive just perused a Lovely Womans private gallery and had Two Double Wanks ..

Blanks ..jeez this predictive text ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Build your own volcano a long slow build-up which ends with a sticky spurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a space hopper. Round and squidgy. Grab ma lugs and hold on tight........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a space hopper. Round and squidgy. Grab ma lugs and hold on tight........"

Is that a request?

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

Lego

It is the toy everyone keeps coming back round to using (especially adults), it's rewarding if you put the effort in...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a space hopper. Round and squidgy. Grab ma lugs and hold on tight........

Is that a request?

Chance be a fine thing lol

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

Chance be a fine thing lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Operation... be careful round my sensitive bits or you'll get a shock

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

"Operation... be careful round my sensitive bits or you'll get a shock

Do you buzz noisily?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Operation... be careful round my sensitive bits or you'll get a shock

Do you buzz noisily?"

Sometimes...

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

"Operation... be careful round my sensitive bits or you'll get a shock

Do you buzz noisily?

Sometimes...

That would be fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Operation... be careful round my sensitive bits or you'll get a shock

Do you buzz noisily?

Sometimes...

That would be fun"

Bah Humbug

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

"Operation... be careful round my sensitive bits or you'll get a shock

Do you buzz noisily?

Sometimes...

That would be fun

Bah Humbug

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cluedo ...

It was Twinkletits in the Disabled Toilets with the Candlestick x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cluedo ...

It was Twinkletits in the Disabled Toilets with the Candlestick x

I was using the Candle actually...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe it was Cherub in the Kitchen with the Rolling pin ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or mebbe it was Chookie in the meeting room with the cucumber...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or mebbe it was Chookie in the meeting room with the cucumber...

Cucumber ..? ..is that you giving me a comparisson chart ..?

Maybe it was Nawty Max in the Office with the Pencil ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or mebbe it was Chookie in the meeting room with the cucumber...

Cucumber ..? ..is that you giving me a comparisson chart ..?

Maybe it was Nawty Max in the Office with the Pencil ?

Naw... you're off the scale

I think yer trying to throw folk off - it was deffo you in the Pond with the Volvic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im so embarrassed...

Maybe it was Mrs Doyle in the Haunted House with the Broomstick ..

There are a lot of possibilities

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By *p4funduoCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Barbie ....although apparently it she was a real person her neck would not support her boobies x

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

"Barbie ....although apparently it she was a real person her neck would not support her boobies x"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be a dress up box love a little dress-up role play and of course the best toy is your imagination never ending fun xx

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Unikitty

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Bop it..... hours of fun and always different

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bop it..... hours of fun and always different

Due to the current side effects of some meds, I'd probably be Og on the Bog.

(Not too much, too little, and it hurts!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id be happy feet cos i love to dance, meet lots of friends in my lifes journey, and always a positive outcome x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im so embarrassed...

Maybe it was Mrs Doyle in the Haunted House with the Broomstick ..

There are a lot of possibilities

I have an alibi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be Buckaroo! Because...well,I'll leave it to your imaginations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Polly Pockets, just cause they're my favourite and still got them all

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"I'd be Buckaroo! Because...well,I'll leave it to your imaginations

Please tell me it's cause your hung like a horse

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Think Id be a playstation or and xbox as thats a big attraction for the boys

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

"Think Id be a playstation or and xbox as thats a big attraction for the boys

Fingers and thumbs on your buttons?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Think Id be a playstation or and xbox as thats a big attraction for the boys

Fingers and thumbs on your buttons?

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Exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be Buckaroo! Because...well,I'll leave it to your imaginations

Please tell me it's cause your hung like a horse

Not quite a horse,though I suppose I have been compared to being hung like a pit pony or a donkey in the past....well that's what I assumed when she called me an ass!

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By *eddybear1873Couple
over a year ago

Stirling

would have to be a space hopper who dont enjoy being jumped up and down on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"would have to be a space hopper who dont enjoy being jumped up and down on

Ya durty bitch ..Mmmmmm x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be anything leapfrog..smart but fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scalectrix - ..

i can handle your Curves ..i keep on track ...i can increase the speed when needed ..

rest assured youll have the Ride of your Life xx

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

Rebound,loved that game n I've been on rebound that often I feel like a dodgem car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mousetrap.

Spend hours slowly building this contraption up to a huge anticipatory climax and click...nothing happens.

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