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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When I was young I always wanted to be a footballer. I did reach a high level but injury stopped going higher.

What about you all, what did you want to be when you were growing up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll tell you when it happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pilot. Then my eyesight went. Before I started at the masturbating, in case you were wondering.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A vet

I didn't think I was clever enough

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

An Author ... but was told I had to get a real job with real money and live in the real world!!! So here I am lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An Author ... but was told I had to get a real job with real money and live in the real world!!! So here I am lol x"

(You could write Fifty Shades of Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did sign for a football team from school, but a torn cartlidge two weeks into training put paid to that!! Earned a lofty £15 a week!! Lol

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

I fulfilled my dream unfortunatly it was a nightmare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanted to be a farmer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanted to be a midwife but discalculia saw a swift end to that dream.

But I love my second choice career so I'm not too sad

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

A fighter pilot

think i watched top gun too often

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"I wanted to be a farmer."

Me too.

But I've not grown up yet

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

I was always going to go in to hairdressing .As it turned out I went straight from school in to working in residential care so never panned out .x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanted to be a taxidermist i just wanted to stuff animals take on projectslike stuffing a giraffe take taxidermie to new levels. It turned out i am dyslexit and ened up a taxi driver sucj is life .

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I wanted to be a fashion designer, the next Jean-Paul Gaultier

Not quite made it... Yet... but am tweating some of my lingerie and outfits so it's a start. Who knows what the future holds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mummy mummy, when I grow up I want to be a drummer.

Answer, you can't do both son

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanted to be a gigalo

but I do not have the toolbox for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i dont think i will ever know what i want to be....i know im not quite ready to grow up yet tho! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mummy mummy, when I grow up I want to be a drummer.

Answer, you can't do both son

You know why drummer jokes are so simple???

So the bassist unders_ands them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mummy mummy, when I grow up I want to be a drummer.

Answer, you can't do both son

You know why drummer jokes are so simple???

So the bassist unders_ands them

Prrupp Tshhhhh

She's here all week folks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh. Tin hat time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mummy mummy, when I grow up I want to be a drummer.

Answer, you can't do both son

You know why drummer jokes are so simple???

So the bassist unders_ands them

Prrupp Tshhhhh

She's here all week folks

Except Saturday... I am busy Saturday

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

A little taller

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By *dmirationMan
over a year ago

Bathgate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A little taller

At least you short women can wear heels! Us average height men are atuck as we are, and tall women can't make themselves shorter!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"A little taller

At least you short women can wear heels! Us average height men are atuck as we are, and tall women can't make themselves shorter!

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True

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

"A little taller

At least you short women can wear heels! Us average height men are atuck as we are, and tall women can't make themselves shorter!

Get the Cubans on bud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*stuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Punk Icon

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

"My first ever dream occupation from about 5-10 was a hitman/assassin. I still do kinda wanna assassinate the Queen. "

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By *p4funduoCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Lollipop lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always wanted to be a forensic scientist.... just love the idea of helping solve murders and other horrible crimes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nurse, but my parents dissuaded me because they thought i was too sensitive. Life experiences turned out to prove the opposite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always wanted to be a forensic scientist.... just love the idea of helping solve murders and other horrible crimes."

I'd love to do this or be an archaeologist

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

An art teacher but mid course realised other people's children irritate me.

Not ideal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't really remember exactly, I just know I wanted to be the boss lol Getting there, slowly but surely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mummy mummy, when I grow up I want to be a drummer.

Answer, you can't do both son

You know why drummer jokes are so simple???

So the bassist unders_ands them

Prrupp Tshhhhh

She's here all week folks

Except Saturday... I am busy Saturday

What?????

The matinee is fully booked!!!!!!!

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I didn't aspire to be anything.

Drove the Work Advisors at School nuts.

Mandy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't have a clue either, even through uni and I just fell into what I'm doing now through contacts and my own drive.

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

I was always a bit of a science nerd

and now I enjoy what i do....

But i can't help thinking I'd feel more fulfilled running my own business, a hotel or cafe maybe....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always in to Lego and meccano when I was wee so it was always going to be engineering of one sort or another

Great to work and get paid for erecting things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A vet

I didn't think I was clever enough

Been watching too many episodes of All creatures great and small??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanted to be a princess lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A successfull Bank Robber.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always wanted to be a forensic scientist.... just love the idea of helping solve murders and other horrible crimes."

Ah blood and gore eh?

Makes a change from cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always wanted to be a forensic scientist.... just love the idea of helping solve murders and other horrible crimes.

Ah blood and gore eh?

Makes a change from cakes

Just watch i dont slip something untraceable into your fruit slices!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always wanted to be a forensic scientist.... just love the idea of helping solve murders and other horrible crimes.

Ah blood and gore eh?

Makes a change from cakes

Just watch i dont slip something untraceable into your fruit slices!! "

Ha ha

Will get you to taste test them first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Undertaker

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By *eather47Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

A vet but then i realised where my hands would have to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mummy mummy, when I grow up I want to be a drummer.

Answer, you can't do both son

You know why drummer jokes are so simple???

So the bassist unders_ands them

Prrupp Tshhhhh

She's here all week folks

Except Saturday... I am busy Saturday

What?????

The matinee is fully booked!!!!!!!"

It's a private performance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An Author ... but was told I had to get a real job with real money and live in the real world!!! So here I am lol x"

Good shout have to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanted to be a Musician when i was 9..with some twists and turns it ended up pretty much that .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanted to be a Musician when i was 9..with some twists and turns it ended up pretty much that .

Yer no a bad fiddler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanted to be a Musician when i was 9..with some twists and turns it ended up pretty much that .

Yer no a bad fiddler

I play the electric Triangle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanted to be a Musician when i was 9..with some twists and turns it ended up pretty much that .

Yer no a bad fiddler

I play the electric Triangle

Shocking!! Good you keep up with current trends though. Can you play any AC/DC songs on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanted to be a Musician when i was 9..with some twists and turns it ended up pretty much that .

Yer no a bad fiddler

I play the electric Triangle

Shocking!! Good you keep up with current trends though. Can you play any AC/DC songs on it

Highway To Hell x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanted to be a Musician when i was 9..with some twists and turns it ended up pretty much that .

Yer no a bad fiddler

I play the electric Triangle

Shocking!! Good you keep up with current trends though. Can you play any AC/DC songs on it

Highway To Hell x

You should master "You Shook Me All Night Long" takes practice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanted to be a Musician when i was 9..with some twists and turns it ended up pretty much that .

Yer no a bad fiddler

I play the electric Triangle

Shocking!! Good you keep up with current trends though. Can you play any AC/DC songs on it

Highway To Hell x

You should master "You Shook Me All Night Long" takes practice

Its a long way to the top ..if you want my Cock n Roll x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanted to be a Musician when i was 9..with some twists and turns it ended up pretty much that .

Yer no a bad fiddler

I play the electric Triangle

Shocking!! Good you keep up with current trends though. Can you play any AC/DC songs on it

Highway To Hell x

You should master "You Shook Me All Night Long" takes practice

Its a long way to the top ..if you want my Cock n Roll x

How about a golden crispy morning roll... fluffy inside... buttered (real butter) three rashers ofsmoked back bacon sizzling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanted to be a Musician when i was 9..with some twists and turns it ended up pretty much that .

Yer no a bad fiddler

I play the electric Triangle

Shocking!! Good you keep up with current trends though. Can you play any AC/DC songs on it

Highway To Hell x

You should master "You Shook Me All Night Long" takes practice

Its a long way to the top ..if you want my Cock n Roll x

How about a golden crispy morning roll... fluffy inside... buttered (real butter) three rashers ofsmoked back bacon sizzling

What a teasing bitch ...im Thunderstruck by that deal x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanted to be a Musician when i was 9..with some twists and turns it ended up pretty much that .

Yer no a bad fiddler

I play the electric Triangle

Shocking!! Good you keep up with current trends though. Can you play any AC/DC songs on it

Highway To Hell x

You should master "You Shook Me All Night Long" takes practice

Its a long way to the top ..if you want my Cock n Roll x

How about a golden crispy morning roll... fluffy inside... buttered (real butter) three rashers ofsmoked back bacon sizzling

What a teasing bitch ...im Thunderstruck by that deal x

I shoot to thrill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanted to be a Musician when i was 9..with some twists and turns it ended up pretty much that .

Yer no a bad fiddler

I play the electric Triangle

Shocking!! Good you keep up with current trends though. Can you play any AC/DC songs on it

Highway To Hell x

You should master "You Shook Me All Night Long" takes practice

Its a long way to the top ..if you want my Cock n Roll x

How about a golden crispy morning roll... fluffy inside... buttered (real butter) three rashers ofsmoked back bacon sizzling

What a teasing bitch ...im Thunderstruck by that deal x

I shoot to thrill

If we go "Back in Black" ..ahll give ya .."A Whole Lotta Flo0sie " x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanted to be a Musician when i was 9..with some twists and turns it ended up pretty much that .

Yer no a bad fiddler

I play the electric Triangle

Shocking!! Good you keep up with current trends though. Can you play any AC/DC songs on it

Highway To Hell x

You should master "You Shook Me All Night Long" takes practice

Its a long way to the top ..if you want my Cock n Roll x

How about a golden crispy morning roll... fluffy inside... buttered (real butter) three rashers ofsmoked back bacon sizzling

What a teasing bitch ...im Thunderstruck by that deal x

I shoot to thrill

If we go "Back in Black" ..ahll give ya .."A Whole Lotta Flo0sie " x

Ooooer you have Big Balls have ya got a Big Gun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't understood anything in the last nine posts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't understood anything in the last nine posts.

Do you actually want me too be serious ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*awaits...

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By *atex and KinkCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Ten or eleven, I wanted do three things; be a DJ (25 yr career), on the radio (sorta did this, hospital radio 10yrs), play the drums (still waiting for my first drum kit..........)

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