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By *ugs and Junk OP Couple
over a year ago

Bellshill

I know, sounds like it's going to be another soppy post...... It isn't!!!

When the Mrs said I was a bff I thought, 'Awww, that's really nice, she thinks we will be best friends forever'

However...... she then proceeded to call me a BIG FAT FUCK and patted my belly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahaha!!! As long as she said it with love

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By *ugs and Junk OP Couple
over a year ago

Bellshill

Post was meant to be called BFFs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Post was meant to be called BFFs

Lol ya dafty

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By *ugs and Junk OP Couple
over a year ago

Bellshill

"Hahahaha!!! As long as she said it with love

Naw, it was said with cheek lol

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By *ugs and Junk OP Couple
over a year ago

Bellshill

To clarify I said you were sitting there LIKE a big fat fuck lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To clarify I said you were sitting there LIKE a big fat fuck lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To clarify I said you were sitting there LIKE a big fat fuck lol"

(They're such drama queens aren't they lolol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To clarify I said you were sitting there LIKE a big fat fuck lol

(They're such drama queens aren't they lolol)

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Poor Junk. It's us poor men that get a bad rap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poor Junk. It's us poor men that get a bad rap

Aye right... so badly done to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poor Junk. It's us poor men that get a bad rap

Aye right... so badly done to

Some of them wish for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know, sounds like it's going to be another soppy post...... It isn't!!!

When the Mrs said I was a bff I thought, 'Awww, that's really nice, she thinks we will be best friends forever'

However...... she then proceeded to call me a BIG FAT FUCK and patted my belly

Body of a God...shame it's a Buddha?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know, sounds like it's going to be another soppy post...... It isn't!!!

When the Mrs said I was a bff I thought, 'Awww, that's really nice, she thinks we will be best friends forever'

However...... she then proceeded to call me a BIG FAT FUCK and patted my belly

Body of a God...shame it's a Buddha?

LOL my Mum-in-law always said she treated my Dad-in-law like a God... she gave him burnt offerings (she was an awful cook lol)

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"I know, sounds like it's going to be another soppy post...... It isn't!!!

When the Mrs said I was a bff I thought, 'Awww, that's really nice, she thinks we will be best friends forever'

However...... she then proceeded to call me a BIG FAT FUCK and patted my belly

Body of a God...shame it's a Buddha?

And what's wrong with Buddha?

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

"I know, sounds like it's going to be another soppy post...... It isn't!!!

When the Mrs said I was a bff I thought, 'Awww, that's really nice, she thinks we will be best friends forever'

However...... she then proceeded to call me a BIG FAT FUCK and patted my belly

A husband and wife that rip the piss outta of each other stay together that's what I say! As long as there's no malice behind it nowt wrong with abit of ribbing and cheek . Being married to the legend that is Bunkie I know all about cheek lol x

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By *ugs and Junk OP Couple
over a year ago

Bellshill

In my defence (Mrs) he called me Gandalf lol

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

"In my defence (Mrs) he called me Gandalf lol "

Why????

Long grey beard??

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"In my defence (Mrs) he called me Gandalf lol

Why????

Long grey beard??

He may have meant Gandalf the White

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By *ugs and Junk OP Couple
over a year ago

Bellshill

He said I had grey hair lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"He said I had grey hair lol "

I have too - I've been told it's distinguished

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know, sounds like it's going to be another soppy post...... It isn't!!!

When the Mrs said I was a bff I thought, 'Awww, that's really nice, she thinks we will be best friends forever'

However...... she then proceeded to call me a BIG FAT FUCK and patted my

Body of a God...shame it's a Buddha?

And what's wrong with Buddha?

Beat me to it

The wee fat guy whose belly you rub for luck is not Buddha, he is in fact Budai or Cloth Sack, he is often mixed up for Gautama and therefore often referred to as the Laughing Buddha but he is certainly not Gautama the Buddha

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