FabSwingers.com forum: A pretty girl sneezes...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

At a fancy restaurant, a man sees an attractive woman sitting alone at the next table.

Suddenly, she sneezes, and a glass eye comes flying out of her eye socket. It hurls by the man, and he snatches it from the air and hands it back to her.

"This is so embarrassing," the woman says, and she pops her eye back in place. "I'm sorry to have disturbed you. Let me buy dinner to make it up to you. May I join you?" He nods.

The woman is a stimulating conversationalist, stunningly pretty, and the man finds they have a lot in common. He gets her phone number and asks, "You are the most charming woman I've ever encountered. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"

"No," she replies. "You just happened to catch my eye."

By *uzzyDuck75Man
over a year ago

Glasgow & Yorkshire

So he's having dinner on his Jack Jones too otherwise his dates fucked off or fancies a 3some

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So he's having dinner on his Jack Jones too otherwise his dates fucked off or fancies a 3some

Eh?

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So he's having dinner on his Jack Jones too otherwise his dates fucked off or fancies a 3some

Eh?