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"Older the fiddle sweeter the tune ?? 8/9 inch ????" Maybe the lady meant dress size... | |||
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"When you say big are you meaning like freakishly tall?" They'd have to be. Profile says he's 6'2"... | |||
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"I do love ladies with curves, but for me to go for older, I'd have to hang around the post office pension queue, or risk them turning up to a meet on a mobility scooter. " I'm certainly older but not yet collecting my state pension and fit enough to get around with out a mobility scooter So how big a woman are you seeking? I'm a wee person..sorry | |||
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"I do love ladies with curves, but for me to go for older, I'd have to hang around the post office pension queue, or risk them turning up to a meet on a mobility scooter. I'm certainly older but not yet collecting my state pension and fit enough to get around with out a mobility scooter So how big a woman are you seeking? I'm a wee person..sorry " I am neither size-ist nor height-ist, ma'am. | |||
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"I do love ladies with curves, but for me to go for older, I'd have to hang around the post office pension queue, or risk them turning up to a meet on a mobility scooter. I'm certainly older but not yet collecting my state pension and fit enough to get around with out a mobility scooter So how big a woman are you seeking? I'm a wee person..sorry " hi mrs P you are one sexy lady and I would what you to change anything about you | |||
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"I do love ladies with curves, but for me to go for older, I'd have to hang around the post office pension queue, or risk them turning up to a meet on a mobility scooter. I'm certainly older but not yet collecting my state pension and fit enough to get around with out a mobility scooter So how big a woman are you seeking? I'm a wee person..sorry hi mrs P you are one sexy lady and I would what you to change anything about you " Wot 'e sed. | |||
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"Im old, im big, and im all woman. But..... Im not looking for a 26 year old.... at that age id feel like id need to tuck you up in bed with a bedtime story.... And yes I do mean tuck!!!" No use to me, I'm only looking for part woman... | |||
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"I'm older than you, I personally think I'm more large than curvy, and I'm 5.11 barefoot. But, I would be scared of you as your young and fit and the complete opposite to me so I would just feel self conscious around you. Just giving you another perspective x" hi babe you should feel that way bet you are lovely sexy person in and outside | |||
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"Young single straight guy vwe, any naughty older ladies want to chat also a big lover a big women ??" Im an older bigger woman always happy to chat but thats all as way to young for me for anything more | |||
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"I'm older than you, I personally think I'm more large than curvy, and I'm 5.11 barefoot. But, I would be scared of you as your young and fit and the complete opposite to me so I would just feel self conscious around you. Just giving you another perspective x" I would feel scared im new to it all but would like to set up a meet if u fancy it? | |||
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"Young single straight guy vwe, any naughty older ladies want to chat also a big lover a big women ??Im an older bigger woman always happy to chat but thats all as way to young for me for anything more " Age is only a number hun, ur pics look so sexy a chat in private would be nice? Xx | |||
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"I'm older than you, I personally think I'm more large than curvy, and I'm 5.11 barefoot. But, I would be scared of you as your young and fit and the complete opposite to me so I would just feel self conscious around you. Just giving you another perspective x I would feel scared im new to it all but would like to set up a meet if u fancy it? " Never say never x | |||
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"I'm older than you, I personally think I'm more large than curvy, and I'm 5.11 barefoot. But, I would be scared of you as your young and fit and the complete opposite to me so I would just feel self conscious around you. Just giving you another perspective x I would feel scared im new to it all but would like to set up a meet if u fancy it? Never say never x" Any way to chat in private would like to get to know u | |||
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"Young single straight guy vwe, any naughty older ladies want to chat also a big lover a big women ??Im an older bigger woman always happy to chat but thats all as way to young for me for anything more " Can't chat due to age | |||
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"I'm older than you, I personally think I'm more large than curvy, and I'm 5.11 barefoot. But, I would be scared of you as your young and fit and the complete opposite to me so I would just feel self conscious around you. Just giving you another perspective x I would feel scared im new to it all but would like to set up a meet if u fancy it? Never say never x Any way to chat in private would like to get to know u" You should be able to message me on here. Don't have any restrictions I'm aware of x | |||
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"Op your cock too big for me " Never too big hun, how r u today x | |||
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"I'm older than you, I personally think I'm more large than curvy, and I'm 5.11 barefoot. But, I would be scared of you as your young and fit and the complete opposite to me so I would just feel self conscious around you. Just giving you another perspective x I would feel scared im new to it all but would like to set up a meet if u fancy it? Never say never x Any way to chat in private would like to get to know u You should be able to message me on here. Don't have any restrictions I'm aware of x" DONE | |||
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"I'm older than you, I personally think I'm more large than curvy, and I'm 5.11 barefoot. But, I would be scared of you as your young and fit and the complete opposite to me so I would just feel self conscious around you. Just giving you another perspective x" Me too. Tho I'm only 5ft2 in my stocking soles. Really do love the eye candy on here tho. Gives an old burd a cheap thrill lol. | |||
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"I'm older than you, I personally think I'm more large than curvy, and I'm 5.11 barefoot. But, I would be scared of you as your young and fit and the complete opposite to me so I would just feel self conscious around you. Just giving you another perspective x Me too. Tho I'm only 5ft2 in my stocking soles. Really do love the eye candy on here tho. Gives an old burd a cheap thrill lol. " Old burd at 43? Nah... | |||
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"I'm older than you, I personally think I'm more large than curvy, and I'm 5.11 barefoot. But, I would be scared of you as your young and fit and the complete opposite to me so I would just feel self conscious around you. Just giving you another perspective x Me too. Tho I'm only 5ft2 in my stocking soles. Really do love the eye candy on here tho. Gives an old burd a cheap thrill lol. Old in comparison to the fit young guys that keep checking out my profile lol. Old burd at 43? Nah..." | |||
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"If I was referred to as older and bigger I'd get the boxing gloves on!" I'd watch that | |||
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"How much older?" Am thinking you mean how much older he is | |||
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"I'm older than you, I personally think I'm more large than curvy, and I'm 5.11 barefoot. But, I would be scared of you as your young and fit and the complete opposite to me so I would just feel self conscious around you. Just giving you another perspective x Me too. Tho I'm only 5ft2 in my stocking soles. Really do love the eye candy on here tho. Gives an old burd a cheap thrill lol. Old in comparison to the fit young guys that keep checking out my profile lol. Old burd at 43? Nah..." Young, in comparison to one that checked it out today... | |||
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"Acht yer only as young as ye feel!!! Right now I could give your granny a run for her money. " There's a whole load of reasons I wouldn't shag my granny, not the least of which is that she's deid, but I have to say, I don't think she'd have looked as good in a PVC catsuit! | |||
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"Acht yer only as young as ye feel!!! Right now I could give your granny a run for her money. There's a whole load of reasons I wouldn't shag my granny, not the least of which is that she's deid, but I have to say, I don't think she'd have looked as good in a PVC catsuit!" That made me choke on my coffee! | |||
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"Acht yer only as young as ye feel!!! Right now I could give your granny a run for her money. There's a whole load of reasons I wouldn't shag my granny, not the least of which is that she's deid, but I have to say, I don't think she'd have looked as good in a PVC catsuit! That made me choke on my coffee! " I'm not responsible for death or injury caused while reading my posts! | |||
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"Acht yer only as young as ye feel!!! Right now I could give your granny a run for her money. There's a whole load of reasons I wouldn't shag my granny, not the least of which is that she's deid, but I have to say, I don't think she'd have looked as good in a PVC catsuit!" Did ye go visual on yer granny wearing a pvc catsuit? My wee outfit is a cheapie Ann summers body suit and hold ups. At my age ye need easy access ye see | |||
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"I do love ladies with curves, but for me to go for older, I'd have to hang around the post office pension queue, or risk them turning up to a meet on a mobility scooter. " Personally ..i wouldnt have a problem with an older woman turning up in a Mobility Scooter. Why should she be any different . | |||
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"Acht yer only as young as ye feel!!! Right now I could give your granny a run for her money. There's a whole load of reasons I wouldn't shag my granny, not the least of which is that she's deid, but I have to say, I don't think she'd have looked as good in a PVC catsuit! Did ye go visual on yer granny wearing a pvc catsuit? My wee outfit is a cheapie Ann summers body suit and hold ups. At my age ye need easy access ye see " Yes, and my brain is still steeping in bleach. Your cheapie Ann Summers body suit is having a strange effect on me. Parts of me are getting stiff, though I might just have been sitting in a draught. | |||
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"Acht yer only as young as ye feel!!! Right now I could give your granny a run for her money. There's a whole load of reasons I wouldn't shag my granny, not the least of which is that she's deid, but I have to say, I don't think she'd have looked as good in a PVC catsuit! Did ye go visual on yer granny wearing a pvc catsuit? My wee outfit is a cheapie Ann summers body suit and hold ups. At my age ye need easy access ye see Yes, and my brain is still steeping in bleach. Your cheapie Ann Summers body suit is having a strange effect on me. Parts of me are getting stiff, though I might just have been sitting in a draught. " Try horse rub. It fairly loosens up stiff bits. | |||
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"Acht yer only as young as ye feel!!! Right now I could give your granny a run for her money. There's a whole load of reasons I wouldn't shag my granny, not the least of which is that she's deid, but I have to say, I don't think she'd have looked as good in a PVC catsuit! Did ye go visual on yer granny wearing a pvc catsuit? My wee outfit is a cheapie Ann summers body suit and hold ups. At my age ye need easy access ye see Yes, and my brain is still steeping in bleach. Your cheapie Ann Summers body suit is having a strange effect on me. Parts of me are getting stiff, though I might just have been sitting in a draught. Try horse rub. It fairly loosens up stiff bits. " I usually use Sloanes' liniment. | |||
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"Give it a right good rub into the stiff bits then. Soon sort you out. " I don't like to get it on my hands. Can you do it? | |||
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"Give it a right good rub into the stiff bits then. Soon sort you out. I don't like to get it on my hands. Can you do it?" I've got surgical gloves you can have | |||
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"Give it a right good rub into the stiff bits then. Soon sort you out. I don't like to get it on my hands. Can you do it? I've got surgical gloves you can have " That's a step in the right direction. Are they powder free? | |||
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"They are. Cheaper to buy the powder free than get sued these days " Good, can't wear the powdered. | |||
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"They are. Cheaper to buy the powder free than get sued these days Good, can't wear the powdered." I look like I've got the scabies if I wear the powdered ones. | |||
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"They are. Cheaper to buy the powder free than get sued these days Good, can't wear the powdered. I look like I've got the scabies if I wear the powdered ones. " Are you trying to put me off you?! | |||
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"They are. Cheaper to buy the powder free than get sued these days Good, can't wear the powdered. I look like I've got the scabies if I wear the powdered ones. Are you trying to put me off you?! " Naw lol. Just saying. I'm dry enough without adding powder to the mix | |||
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"They are. Cheaper to buy the powder free than get sued these days Good, can't wear the powdered. I look like I've got the scabies if I wear the powdered ones. Are you trying to put me off you?! Naw lol. Just saying. I'm dry enough without adding powder to the mix " I'm not quite sure how to answer that! | |||
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"They are. Cheaper to buy the powder free than get sued these days Good, can't wear the powdered. I look like I've got the scabies if I wear the powdered ones. Are you trying to put me off you?! Naw lol. Just saying. I'm dry enough without adding powder to the mix I'm not quite sure how to answer that! " Mwah | |||
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"They are. Cheaper to buy the powder free than get sued these days Good, can't wear the powdered. I look like I've got the scabies if I wear the powdered ones. Are you trying to put me off you?! Naw lol. Just saying. I'm dry enough without adding powder to the mix I'm not quite sure how to answer that! Mwah " Oooh! A kissy, with no mistletoe or chloroform needed! | |||
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"Am I that ugly that you need either? " Did you say "either" or "ether"? Who is to say the chloroform & misteltoe were because of MY hideousness? | |||
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"You were the one that brought it up " I'm not saying it's the only way I can get women to let me kiss them, but... | |||
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