FabSwingers.com forum: ''Tis the season...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

... for fun, love, sharing and gifts... not always expensive ones... what would you give the person above for Christmas... play nice.. ''tis the season

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... for fun, love, sharing and gifts... not always expensive ones... what would you give the person above for Christmas... play nice.. ''tis the season

Volvic x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Macca cheese with crispy bacon... ah might provide some dips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A years supply of glitter to make those boobies sparkle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A years supply of glitter to make those boobies sparkle

Jeeze they're twinkling already lol. I'd get you Santa pants, red satin and fur wans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sum sexy sparkly heels ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sum sexy sparkly heels ?? "

Oohhh yes please!!

For you... something sheer and slinky in red, ''tis the season and you suit it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A years supply of glitter to make those boobies sparkle

Jeeze they're twinkling already lol. I'd get you Santa pants, red satin and fur wans

Oooffttt! Sounds perfect foe wearing over my snowman posing pouch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A years supply of glitter to make those boobies sparkle

Jeeze they're twinkling already lol. I'd get you Santa pants, red satin and fur wans

Oooffttt! Sounds perfect foe wearing over my snowman posing pouch

"Deck yer balls with bows and holly... fah la la la lah la la la lah"

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Tunes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A years supply of glitter to make those boobies sparkle

Jeeze they're twinkling already lol. I'd get you Santa pants, red satin and fur wans

Oooffttt! Sounds perfect foe wearing over my snowman posing pouch

"Deck yer balls with bows and holly... fah la la la lah la la la lah"

Bows are no problem, but holly is another matter

You need to watch for little pricks, they're no good to anyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tunes

Lolol I'd get you a week in a spa with lots of pampering and shopping xxx

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Tunes

Lolol I'd get you a week in a spa with lots of pampering and shopping xxx"

And a partner to enjoy it with me would be you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Perfect scenario is Gok Wan to be doing the shopping styling for us both

xxx

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Perfect scenario is Gok Wan to be doing the shopping styling for us both

xxx"
I already own one of his products

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Perfect scenario is Gok Wan to be doing the shopping styling for us both

xxx I already own one of his products

I want HIM ... just for ANY reason he wants... not even sexually... though if he INSISTED...

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Perfect scenario is Gok Wan to be doing the shopping styling for us both

xxx I already own one of his products

I want HIM ... just for ANY reason he wants... not even sexually... though if he INSISTED...

I'm wondering if he's a fabber he might read this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Perfect scenario is Gok Wan to be doing the shopping styling for us both

xxx I already own one of his products

I want HIM ... just for ANY reason he wants... not even sexually... though if he INSISTED...

I'm wondering if he's a fabber he might read this

Online shopping voucher

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Disco ball to go with the funky lighting (or is that the infamous CitM showers

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Disco ball to go with the funky lighting (or is that the infamous CitM showers

A compass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Photoshoot voucher with some very hot men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Photoshoot voucher with some very hot men"

Maybe me. Allwrapped up with loads of layers so it will take ages for you to unwrap me.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Photoshoot voucher with some very hot men

Maybe me. Allwrapped up with loads of layers so it will take ages for you to unwrap me.

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A new suit to take me out for a drink in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Photoshoot voucher with some very hot men

Maybe me. Allwrapped up with loads of layers so it will take ages for you to unwrap me.

A new suit to take me out for a drink in

Off to Mos Bros for a new suit for Nawty Miss D.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Photoshoot voucher with some very hot men

Maybe me. Allwrapped up with loads of layers so it will take ages for you to unwrap me.

A new suit to take me out for a drink in

Off to Mos Bros for a new suit for Nawty Miss D.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Above . A nice long sensual massage x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Photoshoot voucher with some very hot men

Maybe me. Allwrapped up with loads of layers so it will take ages for you to unwrap me.

I get impatient quickly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Photoshoot voucher with some very hot men

Maybe me. Allwrapped up with loads of layers so it will take ages for you to unwrap me.

I get impatient quickly

Big scissors

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Photoshoot voucher with some very hot men

Maybe me. Allwrapped up with loads of layers so it will take ages for you to unwrap me.

I get impatient quickly

Big scissors

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A nice bottle of red and two glasses

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A years supply of Chardonnay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A years supply of Chardonnay

Loads of glitter and tinsel

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"A years supply of Chardonnay

Loads of glitter and tinsel"
pole dancing shoes for her and a big comfy chair to watch for him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A years supply of Chardonnay

Loads of glitter and tinselpole dancing shoes for her and a big comfy chair to watch for him

You know us so well!

Erm... A (not so little) black book with hot guys phone numbers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A red rose lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lovely spatula

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lovely spatula

Afternoon tea with cherub and a Yorkshire curd tart lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A new teapot

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"A new teapot"
A new tie to wear with one of his suits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chardonnay and some pretty bling and cherub kiss of course

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

"Chardonnay and some pretty bling and cherub kiss of course

xx"

A new sparkling paddle

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Chardonnay and some pretty bling and cherub kiss of course

A new sparkling paddle

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some new restraints

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"Chardonnay and some pretty bling and cherub kiss of course

A new sparkling paddle

some new restraints

A room eith me

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Chardonnay and some pretty bling and cherub kiss of course

A new sparkling paddle

some new restraints

A room eith me

"
coffee & cream cake

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"Chardonnay and some pretty bling and cherub kiss of course

A new sparkling paddle

some new restraints

A room eith me

coffee & cream cake

Room service

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Chardonnay and some pretty bling and cherub kiss of course

A new sparkling paddle

some new restraints

A room eith me

coffee & cream cake

Room service

"
better get the Chardonnay too

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"Chardonnay and some pretty bling and cherub kiss of course

A new sparkling paddle

some new restraints

A room eith me

coffee & cream cake

Room service

better get the Chardonnay too

Deal, be a long night x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chardonnay and some pretty bling and cherub kiss of course

A new sparkling paddle

some new restraints

A room eith me

coffee & cream cake

Room service

better get the Chardonnay too

Deal, be a long night x"

Better get you some Proplus Starbucks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chardonnay and some pretty bling and cherub kiss of course

A new sparkling paddle

some new restraints

A room eith me

coffee & cream cake

Room service

better get the Chardonnay too

Deal, be a long night x

Better get you some Proplus Starbucks

there are other legal caffeine based stimulants available

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"Chardonnay and some pretty bling and cherub kiss of course

A new sparkling paddle

some new restraints

A room eith me

coffee & cream cake

Room service

better get the Chardonnay too

Deal, be a long night x

Better get you some Proplus Starbucks

there are other legal caffeine based stimulants available

Oh really, lets hope I need them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A loofah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A loofah

Night out at the theatre, dinner then hotel sleepover. Up till yon time gabbing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A loofah

Night out at the theatre, dinner then hotel sleepover. Up till yon time gabbing.

I'll bring us bottle of that "fire" water

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By *p4funduoCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

A hug and kiss x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A hug and kiss x

Thank you lovely lady, backatcha with a glass of something seasonal and a wish for Christmas xXx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mistletoe to go with the tinsel

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

"Mistletoe to go with the tinsel "

Tie pin

Stop it flapping around and getting in the way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A voucher for a massage

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

"A voucher for a massage

Redeemable where?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A voucher for a massage

Redeemable where?

At a variety of branches throughout Scotland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Years supply of Volvic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Topman Voucher

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast

TopWoman Certificate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A device for removing yer breeks cos ya look overdressed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

G&T

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

Tea cosy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"G&T

oooer doubles all round Mrs D and ave already done you Mr F... erm so to speak lolol

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

"G&T

oooer doubles all round Mrs D and ave already done you Mr F... erm so to speak lolol "

I wish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slap up fish tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dinner in the best restaurant in town

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think a trip to the theatre with me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think a trip to the theatre with me

late night gin afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think a trip to the theatre with me

late night gin afterwards

I'm gate-crashing that gig!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think a trip to the theatre with me

late night gin afterwards

I'm gate-crashing that gig!!!!

Ye kin stay over tae

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"I think a trip to the theatre with me

late night gin afterwards

I'm gate-crashing that gig!!!!

Ye kin stay over tae

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some shiny new baubles

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think a trip to the theatre with me

late night gin afterwards

I'm gate-crashing that gig!!!!

Ye kin stay over tae

some shiny new baubles

I'm thinking bubbles... champagne of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New tarot cards and a feather boa so I can take her dancing xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ohhh thank ya

some sparkle sequinned sexy lingerie... pink of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohhh thank ya

some sparkle sequinned sexy lingerie... pink of course

Awww pink and sparkly you know me so well thanks fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A see-through chef uniform..

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By *iz 1969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

A festive smile

Liz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A free body massage

DAILY

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By *iz 1969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Would be nice but wrong gender

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A festive smile

Liz "

Eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of tissues... for the nosebleed

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Lots of tissues... for the nosebleed"
A new lip gloss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots of tissues... for the nosebleed"

It's clean pillow case I need!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some new bedding.... and the services of a sexy nurse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Entry form for GBBO

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Wurthers originals and pair of slippers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wurthers originals and pair of slippers

Mittens for his hands... save him keeping them cosy down his boxers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ticket for a tasting session at Edinburgh gin distillery

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By *issNaughtyxxxWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Underwear, as he appears to have none in profile piccie. Lol

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"Underwear, as he appears to have none in profile piccie. Lol "

Bunkie ...id give her Bunkie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A chain for his specs in case they fall off the top of his head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More sparkly and twinkly bits for his new xmas tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some new bedding.... and the services of a sexy nurse

When will you be round?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some new bedding.... and the services of a sexy nurse

When will you be round?

Just leave the door unlocked.... but beware... the last thing i tried nursing back back to health didnt make it (rip jaws the goldfish)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some new bedding.... and the services of a sexy nurse

When will you be round?

Just leave the door unlocked.... but beware... the last thing i tried nursing back back to health didnt make it (rip jaws the goldfish) "

If I don't make it, just flush me down the lav!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some new bedding.... and the services of a sexy nurse

When will you be round?

Just leave the door unlocked.... but beware... the last thing i tried nursing back back to health didnt make it (rip jaws the goldfish)

If I don't make it, just flush me down the lav!

Is that before or after i try resuscitating you with whisky (it worked for jaws until my dad found out why his best malt was going down rather quickly)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some new bedding.... and the services of a sexy nurse

When will you be round?

Just leave the door unlocked.... but beware... the last thing i tried nursing back back to health didnt make it (rip jaws the goldfish)

If I don't make it, just flush me down the lav!

Is that before or after i try resuscitating you with whisky (it worked for jaws until my dad found out why his best malt was going down rather quickly)

As long as it's a spey malt...

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