FabSwingers.com forum: A Pound For Every Penny

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Right a Little giggle here;

If you had a pound for every penny that someone said something regular to you, what would it be.

Mines is "Fuck, That's Gonna Hurt If You Shove it In"

Let the festive frolics begin

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"Right a Little giggle here;

If you had a pound for every penny that someone said something regular to you, what would it be.

Mines is "Fuck, That's Gonna Hurt If You Shove it In"

Let the festive frolics begin

I thought you were taller pmsl

Actually it could be any of the following

You busy tonight driver?

Is this your car ?

Is this your real job?

What time do you finish ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right a Little giggle here;

If you had a pound for every penny that someone said something regular to you, what would it be.

Mines is "Fuck, That's Gonna Hurt If You Shove it In"

Let the festive frolics begin

I thought you were taller pmsl

Actually it could be any of the following

You busy tonight driver?

Is this your car ?

Is this your real job?

What time do you finish ?

You forgot

"Hows the Weather Been"

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By *ainbowBrite57Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

How big are they?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How big are they?

lolllll

and what's your reply

to mine, my reply is "It's Ok, you'll Only Feel A Little Prick"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines is do you have a sexy smile to match that body and my reply is no I'm a fugly bitch

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"Right a Little giggle here;

If you had a pound for every penny that someone said something regular to you, what would it be.

Mines is "Fuck, That's Gonna Hurt If You Shove it In"

Let the festive frolics begin

I thought you were taller pmsl

Actually it could be any of the following

You busy tonight driver?

Is this your car ?

Is this your real job?

What time do you finish ?

You forgot

"Hows the Weather Been"

Btw off topic for a second ..was great to meet you on saturday m8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right a Little giggle here;

If you had a pound for every penny that someone said something regular to you, what would it be.

Mines is "Fuck, That's Gonna Hurt If You Shove it In"

Let the festive frolics begin

I thought you were taller pmsl

Actually it could be any of the following

You busy tonight driver?

Is this your car ?

Is this your real job?

What time do you finish ?

You forgot

"Hows the Weather Been"

Btw off topic for a second ..was great to meet you on saturday m8

Now Bunkie stop it....not allowed to go off topic

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Are those boobs real

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right a Little giggle here;

If you had a pound for every penny that someone said something regular to you, what would it be.

Mines is "Fuck, That's Gonna Hurt If You Shove it In"

Let the festive frolics begin

I thought you were taller pmsl

Actually it could be any of the following

You busy tonight driver?

Is this your car ?

Is this your real job?

What time do you finish ?

You forgot

"Hows the Weather Been"

Btw off topic for a second ..was great to meet you on saturday m8

Aww mucker

Thanks

Thought you wur taller or was I wearing my heels.

It was great to finally meet ya and have a laugh but back on topic, I normally get from people

"Fuck, Why Did I meet Ya"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look like that lassie in save the last dance or where do I know u from haha. Clearly have one of those crime watch kinda faces

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By *ainbowBrite57Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"How big are they?

lolllll

and what's your reply

to mine, my reply is "It's Ok, you'll Only Feel A Little Prick"

Ha ha that made me chuckle

I don't have a standard reply- infact I probably rarely reply to those messages.

Was once asked in a club and the guy followed it with "can I fuck you if I get it right...'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How big are they?

lolllll

and what's your reply

to mine, my reply is "It's Ok, you'll Only Feel A Little Prick"

Ha ha that made me chuckle

I don't have a standard reply- infact I probably rarely reply to those messages.

Was once asked in a club and the guy followed it with "can I fuck you if I get it right...'

and did he get it right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right a Little giggle here;

If you had a pound for every penny that someone said something regular to you, what would it be.

Mines is "Fuck, That's Gonna Hurt If You Shove it In"

Let the festive frolics begin

I thought you were taller pmsl

Actually it could be any of the following

You busy tonight driver?

Is this your car ?

Is this your real job?

What time do you finish ?

Has nobody said "Are you an Uber?"

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

Q: Can you do it any cheaper?

A: No

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By *ainbowBrite57Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"How big are they?

lolllll

and what's your reply

to mine, my reply is "It's Ok, you'll Only Feel A Little Prick"

Ha ha that made me chuckle

I don't have a standard reply- infact I probably rarely reply to those messages.

Was once asked in a club and the guy followed it with "can I fuck you if I get it right...'

and did he get it right

Nope... I gave up after five guesses... wasn't my idea of a fun game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 05/12/16 18:20:51]"

I always get something along the lines of , cherub i know your only into women but

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

I've just realised it's probably ment what do people say to you on here .... My answer doesn't relate to the site

lol x

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

"[Removed by poster at 05/12/16 18:20:51]

I always get something along the lines of , cherub i know your only into women but

But .... Why not make an exception for me??? Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People ask if him if I'm d*unk cos I get up and dance a lot.

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Lately it's "i need money, will meet if you can pay"

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

" If you had a pound for every penny that someone said something regular to you, what would it be."

Are you really French??

I have never been with a black girl?

But I do have a cheeky reply in store for them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'How's u?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 05/12/16 18:20:51]

I always get something along the lines of , cherub i know your only into women but

But .... Why not make an exception for me??? Lol x"

Spot on lol xx

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Why do you bother with him?

I get that a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Said regular on her

No thanks

I'd be a wealthy man

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Said regular on her

No thanks

I'd be a wealthy man "
awww I wouldnt say no

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

" If you had a pound for every penny that someone said something regular to you, what would it be.

Are you really French??

I have never been with a black girl?

But I do have a cheeky reply in store for them

Sorry Max. I'll refine my approaches in future

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

How big are you

( As in body)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha. And who do you think your going to please with THAT.

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

"Haha. And who do you think your going to please with THAT.

You should have just said "ME"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" If you had a pound for every penny that someone said something regular to you, what would it be.

Are you really French??

I have never been with a black girl?

But I do have a cheeky reply in store for them

A cheeky reply, you , neverrrrrrr

Love and kisses

XxX

lolllll

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By *igtittedteaseWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"[Removed by poster at 05/12/16 18:20:51]

I always get something along the lines of , cherub i know your only into women but

But .... Why not make an exception for me??? Lol x

Spot on lol xx

I get that all the time and when tell them no thanks they say god loves a tryer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are you looking for?

read the profile

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I usually get from girls.

"Yeah Right, You Wont Outlast Me"

pmsllll, They just haven't a clue what they are in for lollllllllllllllllll

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By *othingButCocoChanelWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Is a pound for every penny even the right phrase

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is a pound for every penny even the right phrase"

No but I wish it was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha. And who do you think your going to please with THAT.

You should have just said "ME"

Haha. Yea would of been a good answer there.

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

"What are you looking for?

read the profile

Mrs "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines is do you have a sexy smile to match that body and my reply is no I'm a fugly bitch "

Ya sound ma type lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So ..Do you do Festivals ?

Ohh so you can multi-task ?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"are you getting better now" Naw ya idjit, it's degenerative, I'll never bloody get better!!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"So ..Do you do Festivals ?

Ohh so you can multi-task ?

Well, do you and can you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can u prove u never wear underwear, duh , xxx penny

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

I was up in Aberdeen, and had logged in.

Went back on about an hour later and there was a message from a random

"How ye find Aberdeen?"

Reply was..." it was on the map"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

One of the regular ones I get;

"Why Do They Call You Horsey, Is It The Size O Your Cock?"

I Say "No ffs, It's Cause I Have Buck Teeth".

Then I smile and all you see is a confused look on their faces.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So ..Do you do Festivals ?

Ohh so you can multi-task ?

Well, do you and can you?

Uhuh ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines is do you have a sexy smile to match that body and my reply is no I'm a fugly bitch

Ya sound ma type lol x

Shame your over 45 ain't it lol

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