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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My eyeball, that is! Hit my eye with the corner of the towel coming out the shower this morning! What's the strangest self inflicted injury you've had?

(BTW, It's still bloody sore, if any ladies want to kiss it better!)

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast and Fife

I fell through a table face first last Christmas, haha.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Oh well. You'll live

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Every Christmas I burn the same wrist taking stuff out of the oven! Even with gloves

Still have the scares of the last too. And expecting a 3rd one soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On Saturday I leant on the arm of a chair and didn't expect it to move... it certainly did.

Followed by me faceplanting the solid back of the chair.

Followed by the hilarity and the worry "I hope it doesn't bruise" "I hope I haven't broken my nose"

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Every Christmas I burn the same wrist taking stuff out of the oven! Even with gloves

Still have the scares of the last too. And expecting a 3rd one soon "

*two

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"On Saturday I leant on the arm of a chair and didn't expect it to move... it certainly did.

Followed by me faceplanting the solid back of the chair.

Followed by the hilarity and the worry "I hope it doesn't bruise" "I hope I haven't broken my nose""

And have you?? I hope not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On Saturday I leant on the arm of a chair and didn't expect it to move... it certainly did.

Followed by me faceplanting the solid back of the chair.

Followed by the hilarity and the worry "I hope it doesn't bruise" "I hope I haven't broken my nose"

And have you?? I hope not "

Thankfully not! Although I was very wary of looking in the mirror on Sunday morning. All is well and as long as I don't poke my forehead it isn't sore

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"On Saturday I leant on the arm of a chair and didn't expect it to move... it certainly did.

Followed by me faceplanting the solid back of the chair.

Followed by the hilarity and the worry "I hope it doesn't bruise" "I hope I haven't broken my nose"

And have you?? I hope not

Thankfully not! Although I was very wary of looking in the mirror on Sunday morning. All is well and as long as I don't poke my forehead it isn't sore "

And I am sure no one will be poking your forehead on here so you're safe lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh well. You'll live "

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Zipping my jeans up quickly whilst going commando . . .to see your own Foreskin still outside the zip when it's fully up is upsetting to say the least . . . the pain is excruciating

But that's only your starter for 10

The real deal is managing the pain unzipping for free it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Zipping my jeans up quickly whilst going commando . . .to see your own Foreskin still outside the zip when it's fully up is upsetting to say the least . . . the pain is excruciating

But that's only your starter for 10

The real deal is managing the pain unzipping for free it

"

My eyes are watering now, and it's nothing to do with the towel!

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By *otandHard4funCouple
over a year ago

GWENT

I sat down in the car to quick once wearing baggy shorts (low car and I don't wear pants) balls slapped on the seat and I was near enough in tears!

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth


"Zipping my jeans up quickly whilst going commando . . .to see your own Foreskin still outside the zip when it's fully up is upsetting to say the least . . . the pain is excruciating

But that's only your starter for 10

The real deal is managing the pain unzipping for free it

"

We got a bleeder!!

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Friction burns having a dry wank (cut cock)

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By *tarburst_88Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

I once tripped over the cat when I was about to put deodorant on.. while I was falling I managed to spray the deodorant in my eyes/mouth before smacking my hend off the bathroom door.

Still convinced the cat was trying to kill me

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By *tarburst_88Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

My head*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I once tripped over the cat when I was about to put deodorant on.. while I was falling I managed to spray the deodorant in my eyes/mouth before smacking my hend off the bathroom door.

Still convinced the cat was trying to kill me

"

Of course it was! Evil beasts, cats!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Of course it was! Evil beasts, cats! "

No

My pussy is a darling if somewhat imperious beast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Of course it was! Evil beasts, cats!

No

My pussy is a darling if somewhat imperious beast "

Sounds familiar

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow ish

Stepped off a swing, ripped multiple fibres in my calf. Leg turned black, blue and green, from toes to mid thigh.

Almost made the doc barf when I finally got to see them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stepped off a swing, ripped multiple fibres in my calf. Leg turned black, blue and green, from toes to mid thigh.

Almost made the doc barf when I finally got to see them.

"

The perils of swinging, eh?

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow ish

Lol.. If only it was a sex swing and I'd been partying.

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By *onniemMan
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire


"On Saturday I leant on the arm of a chair and didn't expect it to move... it certainly did.

Followed by me faceplanting the solid back of the chair.

Followed by the hilarity and the worry "I hope it doesn't bruise" "I hope I haven't broken my nose"

And have you?? I hope not

Thankfully not! Although I was very wary of looking in the mirror on Sunday morning. All is well and as long as I don't poke my forehead it isn't sore

And I am sure no one will be poking your forehead on here so you're safe lol "

Did someone mention poking ?

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own


"Zipping my jeans up quickly whilst going commando . . .to see your own Foreskin still outside the zip when it's fully up is upsetting to say the least . . . the pain is excruciating

But that's only your starter for 10

The real deal is managing the pain unzipping for free it

"

This reminds me of a Kevin Bloody Wilson Song!

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Zipping my jeans up quickly whilst going commando . . .to see your own Foreskin still outside the zip when it's fully up is upsetting to say the least . . . the pain is excruciating

But that's only your starter for 10

The real deal is managing the pain unzipping for free it

This reminds me of a Kevin Bloody Wilson Song! "

Ha ha yeah now that was a good one

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin


"Zipping my jeans up quickly whilst going commando . . .to see your own Foreskin still outside the zip when it's fully up is upsetting to say the least . . . the pain is excruciating

But that's only your starter for 10

The real deal is managing the pain unzipping for free it

"

Oh my !! I think button up jeans is the way to go now lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Zipping my jeans up quickly whilst going commando . . .to see your own Foreskin still outside the zip when it's fully up is upsetting to say the least . . . the pain is excruciating

But that's only your starter for 10

The real deal is managing the pain unzipping for free it

Oh my !! I think button up jeans is the way to go now lol x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Head butted a car while fixing it broke my nose also whacked my finger with really big hammer broke the tip and had to have nail removed Ps avoid fixing cars thay are dangerous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Playing football and stood on ball and fell so fast couldnt put my hands out to soften blow

smacked my face on the ground - skint nose and 2 black eyes

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast and Fife


"Oh well. You'll live "

I did

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