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"Every Christmas I burn the same wrist taking stuff out of the oven! Even with gloves ![]() ![]() ![]() *two | |||
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"On Saturday I leant on the arm of a chair and didn't expect it to move... it certainly did. Followed by me faceplanting the solid back of the chair. Followed by the hilarity and the worry "I hope it doesn't bruise" "I hope I haven't broken my nose"" And have you?? I hope not ![]() | |||
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"On Saturday I leant on the arm of a chair and didn't expect it to move... it certainly did. Followed by me faceplanting the solid back of the chair. Followed by the hilarity and the worry "I hope it doesn't bruise" "I hope I haven't broken my nose" And have you?? I hope not ![]() Thankfully not! Although I was very wary of looking in the mirror on Sunday morning. All is well ![]() ![]() | |||
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"On Saturday I leant on the arm of a chair and didn't expect it to move... it certainly did. Followed by me faceplanting the solid back of the chair. Followed by the hilarity and the worry "I hope it doesn't bruise" "I hope I haven't broken my nose" And have you?? I hope not ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Zipping my jeans up quickly whilst going commando . . .to see your own Foreskin still outside the zip when it's fully up is upsetting to say the least . . . the pain is excruciating But that's only your starter for 10 The real deal is managing the pain unzipping for free it " ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Zipping my jeans up quickly whilst going commando . . .to see your own Foreskin still outside the zip when it's fully up is upsetting to say the least . . . the pain is excruciating But that's only your starter for 10 The real deal is managing the pain unzipping for free it " We got a bleeder!! ![]() | |||
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"I once tripped over the cat when I was about to put deodorant on.. while I was falling I managed to spray the deodorant in my eyes/mouth before smacking my hend off the bathroom door. Still convinced the cat was trying to kill me ![]() Of course it was! Evil beasts, cats! ![]() | |||
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"Of course it was! Evil beasts, cats! ![]() No ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Of course it was! Evil beasts, cats! ![]() ![]() ![]() Sounds familiar ![]() | |||
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"Stepped off a swing, ripped multiple fibres in my calf. Leg turned black, blue and green, from toes to mid thigh. Almost made the doc barf when I finally got to see them. " The perils of swinging, eh? ![]() | |||
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"On Saturday I leant on the arm of a chair and didn't expect it to move... it certainly did. Followed by me faceplanting the solid back of the chair. Followed by the hilarity and the worry "I hope it doesn't bruise" "I hope I haven't broken my nose" And have you?? I hope not ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Did someone mention poking ? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Zipping my jeans up quickly whilst going commando . . .to see your own Foreskin still outside the zip when it's fully up is upsetting to say the least . . . the pain is excruciating But that's only your starter for 10 The real deal is managing the pain unzipping for free it " This reminds me of a Kevin Bloody Wilson Song! ![]() | |||
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"Zipping my jeans up quickly whilst going commando . . .to see your own Foreskin still outside the zip when it's fully up is upsetting to say the least . . . the pain is excruciating But that's only your starter for 10 The real deal is managing the pain unzipping for free it This reminds me of a Kevin Bloody Wilson Song! ![]() Ha ha yeah now that was a good one | |||
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"Zipping my jeans up quickly whilst going commando . . .to see your own Foreskin still outside the zip when it's fully up is upsetting to say the least . . . the pain is excruciating But that's only your starter for 10 The real deal is managing the pain unzipping for free it " Oh my !! I think button up jeans is the way to go now lol x | |||
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"Zipping my jeans up quickly whilst going commando . . .to see your own Foreskin still outside the zip when it's fully up is upsetting to say the least . . . the pain is excruciating But that's only your starter for 10 The real deal is managing the pain unzipping for free it Oh my !! I think button up jeans is the way to go now lol x" ![]() ![]() | |||
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