FabSwingers.com forum: ask me three things

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you could ask the person above three things and they had to tell the truth, what would you ask?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. why havent you visited us?

2, would you like to visit us?

3, when are you visiting us? pmsl xxxxx

ps we have loads of haribo lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

when did u last have sex ?

who with?

was it good ? pmsl kidding

3 questions r~

Do u like me ?

Are u happy ?

When we gonna have a fun day out ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pmsl jacs had sex last night with malc of course and as always was not too bad actually lol xxx

1. yes we both like you hunni,

2, were both happy bunnies,

3, will sort a wee lunch soon,xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1. why havent you visited us?

2, would you like to visit us?

3, when are you visiting us? pmsl xxxxx

ps we have loads of haribo lol

1. you too busy fuckin without me ye fekkrs lol

2. yes yes yes!

3. as soon as we can arrange a date to suit us all..... and hey I got a room for the social and ye were still too busy! (fekkers fucking each other mutter mutter)

Haribo champagne and fags and you two....... I may never move out!

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

1. Do you wear your shades all the time?

2. What DO you "lack in the physical"?

3. If i followed you home, would you keep me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

cumplaywithme

1. are your boobs all natural?

2. are they heavy?

3. do you think I have a boob fixation?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

(1)r u boobs natural?

(2)when we gonna have a fun day ?

(3)can we errrrmmmm errrmmmmm ??? ermmmmm lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1. Do you wear your shades all the time?

2. What DO you "lack in the physical"?

3. If i followed you home, would you keep me?"

1. I was wearing my shades as part of a fancy dress outfit, I usually only wear them if its sunny or while driving.

2. My physical lacking is I'm not as lithe and full of energy as I used to be, can only gangbang once a week now lol.

3. If you followed me home I'd keep you as a pet... that's how I got my first husband

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Can't risk being kept as a pet husband - tried that one years ago!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't risk being kept as a pet husband - tried that one years ago!!"

me too.... fekkr wasn't very well housetrained either... not doing that again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we are moving to england then not too far from you afterwards...wanna play? lol

are you bringing a bottle?

where did you get those boots..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laine ...

1 . If i went into recording studio .what song would you ask me too sing for you.

2 .If you had to give up your Haribos,and exchange it for something i have,what wld it be.

3 .If we ended up in a secluded Carribean beach, what would we chat about.

lol

Buboo ....x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"we are moving to england then not too far from you afterwards...wanna play? lol

are you bringing a bottle?

where did you get those boots..?

1. If you are thirty or over when you move here... woohoooo watch this space!

2. I never turn up at anyones home or party emptyhanded, friends will confirm, so a bottle of veuve will be clutched in my sticky mit

3. I stole the boots off a friend till she remembered I had them and took them back....(never fitted her anyway)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Laine ...

1 . If i went into recording studio .what song would you ask me too sing for you.

2 .If you had to give up your Haribos,and exchange it for something i have,what wld it be.

3 .If we ended up in a secluded Carribean beach, what would we chat about.

lol

Buboo ....x"

bub

1. I'd ask you to please sing "Don't give up (because you are loved)" by Josh Groban

2. Step away from the Haribos!!!!! if I was to exchange them it would be for a share of your macaroni cheese

3. Probably chat about the same things I'd chat about on my local beach.......whos being buried first? talk of everything and nothing really

Laine xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

laine

1. when we doing lunch?

2.why haribo???they no nice lol

3.did you know u one of the nicest ones on here??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"laine

1. when we doing lunch?

2.why haribo???they no nice lol

3.did you know u one of the nicest ones on here??"

Katy

1. next week

2. I love kiddy mix cos the tiny wee jelly babies are soooo scrummy, and tangfastic cos they are so sour they draw the cheeks of yer arse lol

3. Thank you for saying that mwahhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

laine.

1. if u became famous what would you want it to be for ?

2. how are u so slim when u eat haribos all the time?

3. how old were u when u lost ur virginity? and where were u ?

fifelass xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"laine.

1. if u became famous what would you want it to be for ?

2. how are u so slim when u eat haribos all the time?

3. how old were u when u lost ur virginity? and where were u ?

fifelass xxx

Fifelass

1.I'd want to invent a hand held translator .. yes TRANSlator that could interpret every language in the world, that way there's no excuse for the politicians and peacemakers to say something got lost in translation... plus I'd have one too cos I am a nosy old gossip and would have to know what everyone is saying about everyone else.

2. I'm lucky that my mum gave me a great set of genes, all my family eat like horses and are built for speed.... true thoroughbreds lol.

3. I was about 16 years old and abandoned it on my best friends big brothers erect cock... I made him lie on the floor and impaled myself lol... may have been a bit of a domme little madam then!

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

laine

1) how come yer so luverly to me?

2) when we gonna do something other than sleep in same bed

2) where ye hidden the haribos this time???????????????????????????????????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"laine

1) how come yer so luverly to me?

2) when we gonna do something other than sleep in same bed

2) where ye hidden the haribos this time???????????????????????????????????"

Maddy

1. reciprocity... you are a clever cow

as well as a mad one, you'll know what that word means

2. If we can stay awake long enough it might just happen!

3. usual places, under the duvet or down my cleavage... come get!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Willow'do you like buffy?

How do you make a worm cry?

Vinegar or brown sauce?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"'Willow'do you like buffy?

How do you make a worm cry?

Vinegar or brown sauce?"

Peaches

1. never watch any series past the

first few episodes so Buffy is long gone for me.

2. I usually say is that it? call yerself a worm? I've seen bigger caterpillars!

3. Both, cos I'm a greedy girl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This has kinda turned into ask Laine 3 things...I only meant to start it off and get you asking the next poster the 3 questions LMAO

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By *rouble and strifeCouple
over a year ago

Nr Glasgow

im lmao at your shades lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"im lmao at your shades lol"

LOL it was a fancy dress hen night..all part of the outfit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can i have a platform for my feet to rest as they fed up dangling from the fire place lol ?

can you please remember i am human an feed me at least once a week ?

can u take me down every nite and play with me lol ?

well can ye lol

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

1) when you gonna flash yer tits at me again sioux?

2)when you letting me loose near kev?

3) whens the price of cherry going down?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"can i have a platform for my feet to rest as they fed up dangling from the fire place lol ?

can you please remember i am human an feed me at least once a week ?

can u take me down every nite and play with me lol ?

well can ye lol

LMAO Sioux! my wee mantlepiece ornament ye!

1. I shall put a wee silken cushion on the mantle so you can lie down and rest your tootsies too.

2. As you are a special wee ornament I will feed you cherry and cream, and teacakes everyday.

3. lol see above answer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hmmmmm , brains or mucles ??? best experience in life ? einstein or hawkins ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. will you ravage me whilst in uniform?

2. fancy a foursome?

3. have you burned that hat yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha yes to 1 and 2 , and not burned but put away lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can i have a platform for my feet to rest as they fed up dangling from the fire place lol ?

can you please remember i am human an feed me at least once a week ?

can u take me down every nite and play with me lol ?

well can ye lol

LMAO Sioux! my wee mantlepiece ornament ye!

1. I shall put a wee silken cushion on the mantle so you can lie down and rest your tootsies too.

2. As you are a special wee ornament I will feed you cherry and cream, and teacakes everyday.

3. lol see above answer!

oh laine me hunni im no movin fae urs ......... never ever ever ever .

cherry n cream every day mmmmmmmmmm an tea cakes tooo woooooooow heaven now xxxx

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

pmsl sioux !!!! your no the only one whos feet dangles over edge of things when you sit down . but i thank god we are all same height led in bed hehee !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"pmsl sioux !!!! your no the only one whos feet dangles over edge of things when you sit down . but i thank god we are all same height led in bed hehee ! "

llf im aye the wan needin 6 inch heels tae reach the men lol xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1: Who are you?

2: Where did you go?

3: Are you so small without heels that I can't see you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you shaved

Do you right your own material

Ate you happy being king

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

What made you come on fab?

Why do you ask so many questions?

Why did you take THAT pic with the CK one bottle?

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Where's my doughnuts?

Where's my coffee

Do you wax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you drink wine

Do you drink wine during the day

Do you drink wine at the weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is your cock still orange?

Have you succumbed to any of the torture the fab ladies seem overtly eager to dish out to you?

And can you pop in to morrisons and get me some French fancies and drop them round?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes

No luck yet

Yes for you no proabs

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Do you drink wine

Do you drink wine during the day

Do you drink wine at the weekend

Cheeky fecker..... Only weekends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you drink wine

Do you drink wine during the day

Do you drink wine at the weekend

Cheeky fecker..... Only weekends

"
thats for ignoring my love texts too youagain

Especially after doin yer fekin ironing. And yer

Recycling

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Do you drink wine

Do you drink wine during the day

Do you drink wine at the weekend

Cheeky fecker..... Only weekends

thats for ignoring my love texts too youagain

Especially after doin yer fekin ironing. And yer

Recycling

You've not sent me any durty mails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you drink wine

Do you drink wine during the day

Do you drink wine at the weekend

Cheeky fecker..... Only weekends

thats for ignoring my love texts too youagain

Especially after doin yer fekin ironing. And yer

Recycling

You've not sent me any durty mails

"
yip I did 7 hrs ago lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Where's my doughnuts?

Where's my coffee

Do you wax

In my belly, in the pot, what do you think??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have ever thought about men sexually

Does kickin tyres get you hard

How big are your thighs

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By *icentious.LibertineWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk

How big is your helmet?

Do you shout at passers by?

Costa or Starbucks?

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Have ever thought about men sexually

Does kickin tyres get you hard

How big are your thighs

No, no and pretty big

Is your cock still orange?

Did you unplug the site to plug your straighteners in?

Did you pull on princes st today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have ever thought about men sexually

Does kickin tyres get you hard

How big are your thighs

No, no and pretty big

Is your cock still orange?

Did you unplug the site to plug your straighteners in?

Did you pull on princes st today?

"
yes

No gave you straightneed for your chest

And no more chance me pulling a muscle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you hav one eye and a hook

How big is your ship

Are you addicted to faa

Haha soz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you shaved

Do you right your own material

Ate you happy being king

Trimmed

My material is almost always right, & I don't write it first - it just comes out.

I've eaten royalty (Queens & that lot) many times as Da King.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you hav one eye and a hook

How big is your ship

Are you addicted to faa

Haha soz

1: Have you found the extra spice (girl)?

2: What's wrong with Bi guys?

3: Does it get irritating signing in with upper & lower case letters in your username?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you hav one eye and a hook

How big is your ship

Are you addicted to faa

Haha soz

"
I have two eyes and a one eye

Its the biggest this side of allloa

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you hav one eye and a hook

How big is your ship

Are you addicted to faa

Haha soz

1: Have you found the extra spice (girl)?

2: What's wrong with Bi guys?

3: Does it get irritating signing in with upper & lower case letters in your username?"

No still looking

A love bi guys

Writing irritates me a was never really good at

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you hav one eye and a hook

How big is your ship

Are you addicted to faa

Haha soz

"
if I said you had a beautiful arse would you hold it agaist me

Do like pirates

Would you like to play on a bouncy castle

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

whats the meaning of life/

what came first the chicken or the egg.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck,if a woodchuck could chuck wood??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Pass

2. However was the most sexually aroused at the time

3. Whats a woodchuck?

ok here goes:

1. Favorite pot noodle flavour if pushed?

2. Favourite sexual position?

3. Which Spice girl would you be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wot gets ur goat? Wots the best thing u have ever done? If u could change anything in ur life wot would it be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you hav one eye and a hook

How big is your ship

Are you addicted to faa

Haha soz

1: Have you found the extra spice (girl)?

2: What's wrong with Bi guys?

3: Does it get irritating signing in with upper & lower case letters in your username?"

1. Nope

2 nothing wrong with bi guys

3 and no as dnt have to sign in as use fne and it auto saves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you hav one eye and a hook

How big is your ship

Are you addicted to faa

Haha soz

if I said you had a beautiful arse would you hold it agaist me

Do like pirates

Would you like to play on a bouncy castle

Oh def a would haha

Love pirates as long as not got a hook ouch

Bouncy castles are fun and reguarly bounce haha

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

"1. Pass

2. However was the most sexually aroused at the time

3. Whats a woodchuck?

ok here goes:

1. Favorite pot noodle flavour if pushed?

2. Favourite sexual position?

3. Which Spice girl would you be?"

1 dont do pot noodle but love beef super noodles

2 any !!!aslong both parties enjoying it

3 deviant spice lol !!

okies questions .....

1 whats your life motto

2 do you believe in karma

3 brown or tomatoe sauce on a bacon buttie ??

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

okies questions .....

1 whats your life motto

2 do you believe in karma

3 brown or tomatoe sauce on a bacon buttie ??

1. Never raise your voice, it pisses them off.

2. No

3. Brown

My Q's

1. Whos bike

2 Whos bike

3 Whos bike

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

okies questions .....

1 whats your life motto

2 do you believe in karma

3 brown or tomatoe sauce on a bacon buttie ??

1. Never raise your voice, it pisses them off.

2. No

3. Brown

My Q's

1. Whos bike

2 Whos bike

3 Whos bike

lmao !!!! an old friend on the site .having to thinkof what i can do now lolx

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Get him to take you out on it....get some good ones

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