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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

...Drive!

It is the season to be merry but be merry and take a taxi

What else should one avoid when being under the influence of alcohol?

Don't drink and...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When drinking Cherub should avoid sexy naughty women and avoid misbehaving . Right I'm off to call my hot brunette date for tomorrow night lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Losing my rag and telling the fuckwits that they are fuckwits

Smile politely and stay sober

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Losing my rag and telling the fuckwits that they are fuckwits

Smile politely and stay sober "

Haha now now Mrs D xx

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

Message. Can be disastrous lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dial...d*unk texts to the ex or fb's can cause serious regret and embarrassment.

Be safe folks..leave the phones at home!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just don't drink.

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By *heesyheadbandMan
over a year ago

Glenrothes

i don't drink

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Come on forums ...have seen some carnage in here over the years ..in saying that not all the carnage in here is drink related

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

always drink , the more you drink the better the world is , as buzz lightyear famously said " To kidney failure - and beyond "

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Come on forums ...have seen some carnage in here over the years ..in saying that not all the carnage in here is drink related "
I was just going to post this when I saw you had and your so right

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"Come on forums ...have seen some carnage in here over the years ..in saying that not all the carnage in here is drink related I was just going to post this when I saw you had and your so right "

Great minds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on forums ...have seen some carnage in here over the years ..in saying that not all the carnage in here is drink related "

Pmsl I've not done this yet maybe I should start

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By *yan19Man
over a year ago

NLC

Don't drink and get alcohol poisoning I'm still feeling the effects since last Friday was good to get out and have fun for once tho haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't drink and text, message or come on the forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't drink and.....

Ask strangers in seedy pub mens toilets to tickle yer pickle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"always drink , the more you drink the better the world is , as buzz lightyear famously said " To kidney failure - and beyond " "

Kidney failure, liver disease, heart disease, brain damage, not to mention the additional risks people take when d*unk, such as driving, attempting to cook chips, and, most pertinant of all for here, risky or inappropriate sexual behaviour.

Make all the jokes you want about drinking, just don't forget the reality.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"always drink , the more you drink the better the world is , as buzz lightyear famously said " To kidney failure - and beyond "

Kidney failure, liver disease, heart disease, brain damage, not to mention the additional risks people take when d*unk, such as driving, attempting to cook chips, and, most pertinant of all for here, risky or inappropriate sexual behaviour.

Make all the jokes you want about drinking, just don't forget the reality."

1 drink and your liver will explode!

Fact!

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


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Make all the jokes you want about drinking, just don't forget the reality."

I think you seriously under-estimate people on here!!

Not every thread have to become heavy and picking on people!

I made my point in the initial post! Now let's chill and yeah let's have some light hearted fun!!

Let's have a bit of humour!!

Jeez

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Make all the jokes you want about drinking, just don't forget the reality.

I think you seriously under-estimate people on here!!

Not every thread have to become heavy and picking on people!

I made my point in the initial post! Now let's chill and yeah let's have some light hearted fun!!

Let's have a bit of humour!!

Jeez "

Guess what Max I so am gonna have a drink and I have a hot sexy female date tomorrow alllllllll day I'm gonna be soooooooo naughty it's christmasssssssssss

Yes we all need to stay safe but Have a bit of fun guys cheer up wine anyone xxx

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge


"...Drive!

It is the season to be merry but be merry and take a taxi

What else should one avoid when being under the influence of alcohol?

Don't drink and... "

a phone

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"

Make all the jokes you want about drinking, just don't forget the reality.

I think you seriously under-estimate people on here!!

Not every thread have to become heavy and picking on people!

I made my point in the initial post! Now let's chill and yeah let's have some light hearted fun!!

Let's have a bit of humour!!

Jeez

Guess what Max I so am gonna have a drink and I have a hot sexy female date tomorrow alllllllll day I'm gonna be soooooooo naughty it's christmasssssssssss

Yes we all need to stay safe but Have a bit of fun guys cheer up wine anyone xxx"

Have fun.

I won't be drinking tomorrow as I will be driving but I will have lots of fun nonetheless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Make all the jokes you want about drinking, just don't forget the reality.

I think you seriously under-estimate people on here!!

Not every thread have to become heavy and picking on people!

I made my point in the initial post! Now let's chill and yeah let's have some light hearted fun!!

Let's have a bit of humour!!

Jeez

Guess what Max I so am gonna have a drink and I have a hot sexy female date tomorrow alllllllll day I'm gonna be soooooooo naughty it's christmasssssssssss

Yes we all need to stay safe but Have a bit of fun guys cheer up wine anyone xxx

Have fun.

I won't be drinking tomorrow as I will be driving but I will have lots of fun nonetheless "

Have fun Mrs xxx

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"

Make all the jokes you want about drinking, just don't forget the reality.

I think you seriously under-estimate people on here!!

Not every thread have to become heavy and picking on people!

I made my point in the initial post! Now let's chill and yeah let's have some light hearted fun!!

Let's have a bit of humour!!

Jeez

Guess what Max I so am gonna have a drink and I have a hot sexy female date tomorrow alllllllll day I'm gonna be soooooooo naughty it's christmasssssssssss

Yes we all need to stay safe but Have a bit of fun guys cheer up wine anyone xxx

Have fun.

I won't be drinking tomorrow as I will be driving but I will have lots of fun nonetheless

Have fun Mrs xxx "

Merci

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Come on forums ...have seen some carnage in here over the years ..in saying that not all the carnage in here is drink related I was just going to post this when I saw you had and your so right

Great minds "

of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never drink and play "never have I ever" with work colleagues...I still can't look some of them in the eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't drink and eat chips afterwards. You wake up with the most god awful furry tongue in the morning.

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"Never drink and play "never have I ever" with work colleagues...I still can't look some of them in the eye "

Can relate to this lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Let's have a bit of humour!!

Jeez "

I have a sense of humour, and I had a father who drank himself to an ulcer, which ruptured, causing him to bleed to death, on 1st January 2007.

It's not so funny now, is it?

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"

Let's have a bit of humour!!

Jeez

I have a sense of humour, and I had a father who drank himself to an ulcer, which ruptured, causing him to bleed to death, on 1st January 2007.

It's not so funny now, is it?"

Nope, it is not funny. And sorry you went through that.

We all go through stuff, we all went through stuff, and we will all go through more stuff during our lives.

Does that mean we have the right to be heavy on someone's comment on a subject because of what we have went through, or are going through, I personally don't think so.

We just have to agree to disagree.

Have a good week-end.

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge


"

Let's have a bit of humour!!

Jeez

I have a sense of humour, and I had a father who drank himself to an ulcer, which ruptured, causing him to bleed to death, on 1st January 2007.

It's not so funny now, is it?"

I too have lost loved ones......it doesnt mean I look myself in and refuse to live you embrace life and it pleasures which includes things that aint necessarily good for you

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By *erfume-LoverMan
over a year ago

Lothian area

Think that your bad music taste is the best or even you are the world best karaoke performer

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

Just don't drink!

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Think that your bad music taste is the best or even you are the world best karaoke performer "

haha, reminds me of a video I have of a friend doing a karaoke performance in a chinese restaurant. She was mortified when she watched it in the morning

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own


"always drink , the more you drink the better the world is , as buzz lightyear famously said " To kidney failure - and beyond "

Kidney failure, liver disease, heart disease, brain damage, not to mention the additional risks people take when d*unk, such as driving, attempting to cook chips, and, most pertinant of all for here, risky or inappropriate sexual behaviour.

Make all the jokes you want about drinking, just don't forget the reality."

Sadly I lost my dad to alcoholic liver disease a few years ago. He was only 52.

My mother now a very sick lady because of her drinking too. Despite a spell in rehab 9 years ago.

Therefore I know the horrible reality all too well. However I'm just as able as the next person to see both the humour and the seriousness in this post.

I don't drink often. However when I do I avoid texting and social media!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"always drink , the more you drink the better the world is , as buzz lightyear famously said " To kidney failure - and beyond "

Kidney failure, liver disease, heart disease, brain damage, not to mention the additional risks people take when d*unk, such as driving, attempting to cook chips, and, most pertinant of all for here, risky or inappropriate sexual behaviour.

Make all the jokes you want about drinking, just don't forget the reality.

Sadly I lost my dad to alcoholic liver disease a few years ago. He was only 52.

My mother now a very sick lady because of her drinking too. Despite a spell in rehab 9 years ago.

Therefore I know the horrible reality all too well. However I'm just as able as the next person to see both the humour and the seriousness in this post.

I don't drink often. However when I do I avoid texting and social media!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"always drink , the more you drink the better the world is , as buzz lightyear famously said " To kidney failure - and beyond "

Kidney failure, liver disease, heart disease, brain damage, not to mention the additional risks people take when d*unk, such as driving, attempting to cook chips, and, most pertinant of all for here, risky or inappropriate sexual behaviour.

Make all the jokes you want about drinking, just don't forget the reality."

Reality ? My reality is probably equivalent to 1 drink a month and haven't been d*unk in many, many years and due to my personality trait of being in control was never unaware of what I was doing.

My choice for no reason other than it simply doesn't interest me

I don't relate to any of the above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"always drink , the more you drink the better the world is , as buzz lightyear famously said " To kidney failure - and beyond "

Kidney failure, liver disease, heart disease, brain damage, not to mention the additional risks people take when d*unk, such as driving, attempting to cook chips, and, most pertinant of all for here, risky or inappropriate sexual behaviour.

Make all the jokes you want about drinking, just don't forget the reality.

Reality ? My reality is probably equivalent to 1 drink a month and haven't been d*unk in many, many years and due to my personality trait of being in control was never unaware of what I was doing.

My choice for no reason other than it simply doesn't interest me

I don't relate to any of the above

"

Read the first two lines of the original quote. Whether it is a "joke" or not, drinking to EXCESS is dangerous. I never said anything about those who drink sensibly, i.e. in moderation.

As for the "lock yourself away" comment, I don't, I don't deny myself a life, and I am perfectly capable of having a good time without alcohol. (Or drugs).

I have no time for those who see it as a badge of honour to be able to say "I was so wasted at last nights' social".

That's MY opinion. If you don't like it, or disagree with it, fine. You won't change it anymore than I am likely to change yours.

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