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"One of the Wise Men - View "Wise Man 2 - Kola lol | |||
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"Liltease...donkey lol" | |||
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"Liltease...donkey lol "well everybody's had a.....na better not | |||
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"Think you'll struggle with the 'virgin' Mary on here _unkie "Costa, Inn-keeper
Putting the poor pregnant Mary oot in da cold lol | |||
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"Think you'll struggle with the 'virgin' Mary on here _unkie "Err...ahem....Mrs Doyle
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"Think you'll struggle with the 'virgin' Mary on here _unkie
Err...ahem....Mrs Doyle
Good tea making virtuous lady "Dont remember one of them in the original version 
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"Think you'll struggle with the 'virgin' Mary on here _unkie
Costa, Inn-keeper
Putting the poor pregnant Mary oot in da cold lol "No pay no stay lol
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"Angel Gabriel ..could only be cherub "Did someone say Angel  | |||
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"Think you'll struggle with the 'virgin' Mary on here _unkie
Costa, Inn-keeper
Putting the poor pregnant Mary oot in da cold lol
No pay no stay lol
Nawty Max - inn keepers bit on the side "I was gonna grow a beard and be one of the wise men, am the right colour lol | |||
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"Think you'll struggle with the 'virgin' Mary on here _unkie
Costa, Inn-keeper
Putting the poor pregnant Mary oot in da cold lol
No pay no stay lol
Nawty Max - inn keepers bit on the side
I was gonna grow a beard and be one of the wise men, am the right colour lol "And I thought you preferred clean shaven | |||
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"Think you'll struggle with the 'virgin' Mary on here _unkie
Costa, Inn-keeper
Putting the poor pregnant Mary oot in da cold lol
No pay no stay lol
Nawty Max - inn keepers bit on the side
I was gonna grow a beard and be one of the wise men, am the right colour lol "Max, wee one, you'll never ever suit a beard | |||
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"I'm auditioning for baby Jesus Being innocent and pure "I have tried very hard to erase the image but I can't
MG's face peering up out of the manger | |||
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"Think you'll struggle with the 'virgin' Mary on here _unkie
Costa, Inn-keeper
Putting the poor pregnant Mary oot in da cold lol
No pay no stay lol
Nawty Max - inn keepers bit on the side
I was gonna grow a beard and be one of the wise men, am the right colour lol
Max, wee one, you'll never ever suit a beard "aww Mature, ya sweet talker. You can be the Bright Star in the sky lol | |||
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"Don't we need a choir to sing the songs xx who's good at singing xx "I can play the trumpet lol | |||
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"One of the Wise Men - View
Wise Man 2 - Kola lol "more of a pontius pilate ......you can be the baby.....cause baby you got it | |||
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"Don't we need a choir to sing the songs xx who's good at singing xx
I can play the trumpet lol "Ohh good I can sing a little xx | |||
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"Don't we need a choir to sing the songs xx who's good at singing xx
I can play the trumpet lol
Ohh good I can sing a little xx "I couldn't even get in the choir unless I've had a wee drink because then I definitely think I sound like Madonna | |||
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"Think you'll struggle with the 'virgin' Mary on here _unkie
Costa, Inn-keeper
Putting the poor pregnant Mary oot in da cold lol
No pay no stay lol
Nawty Max - inn keepers bit on the side
I was gonna grow a beard and be one of the wise men, am the right colour lol
Max, wee one, you'll never ever suit a beard
aww Mature, ya sweet talker.
You can be the Bright Star in the sky lol "Thank you Max I'll take that | |||
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"Im definately going to be a ASS i mean donkey " Always room for a nice ass | |||
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"One of the Wise Men - View
Wise Man 2 - Kola lol more of a pontius pilate ......you can be the baby.....cause baby you got it "hahaha | |||
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"virgin mary here....nice innocent sweet young thing...  "What ever  | |||
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"Il be The virgin mary ..if she can fake the immaculate conception then so the bloody well can I "And if you want any help with the conception.... | |||
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"Il be The virgin mary ..if she can fake the immaculate conception then so the bloody well can I
And if you want any help with the conception.... "okay Joe your on lol | |||
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"Il be The virgin mary ..if she can fake the immaculate conception then so the bloody well can I
And if you want any help with the conception.... "Remember it's all fake | |||
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"Il be The virgin mary ..if she can fake the immaculate conception then so the bloody well can I
And if you want any help with the conception.... "The turkey basters are busy this time of year | |||
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"Il be The virgin mary ..if she can fake the immaculate conception then so the bloody well can I
And if you want any help with the conception....
Remember it's all fake "That's good, snip took care of that lol | |||
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"Il be The virgin mary ..if she can fake the immaculate conception then so the bloody well can I
And if you want any help with the conception....
Remember it's all fake
That's good, snip took care of that lol "Knew you were a baster | |||
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"Il be The virgin mary ..if she can fake the immaculate conception then so the bloody well can I
And if you want any help with the conception....
Remember it's all fake " | |||
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"Il be The virgin mary ..if she can fake the immaculate conception then so the bloody well can I
And if you want any help with the conception....
The turkey basters are busy this time of year "pmsl T n | |||
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"Can I be a shepherd and in the choir? I love singing and was always a shepherd at school so know the part pretty well" It's a difficult job herding all those sheep so I applaud your dedication to want to take on the role again | |||
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"Can I be a shepherd and in the choir? I love singing and was always a shepherd at school so know the part pretty well It's a difficult job herding all those sheep so I applaud your dedication to want to take on the role again " Baaaaaa | |||
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"Can I be a shepherd and in the choir? I love singing and was always a shepherd at school so know the part pretty well It's a difficult job herding all those sheep so I applaud your dedication to want to take on the role again Baaaaaa "You can be the black sheep Starbuckie | |||
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"virgin mary here....nice innocent sweet young thing...
What ever "oh i dont know what you could mean..... | |||
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"Can I be a shepherd and in the choir? I love singing and was always a shepherd at school so know the part pretty well It's a difficult job herding all those sheep so I applaud your dedication to want to take on the role again Baaaaaa
You can be the black sheep Starbuckie "No change then mrs D | |||
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"Lil tease could be the one that's always brawling in the inn " | |||
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"The nativity reminds me when my daughter was in P1 and got the role of the star as opposed to Mary which she desperately wanted to be ... she did however learn Mary's part inside out incase in her words "poor Mary fell down the stairs at School or got locked in the girls changing room by mistake" "There's a little girl not to mess with lol | |||
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"The nativity reminds me when my daughter was in P1 and got the role of the star as opposed to Mary which she desperately wanted to be ... she did however learn Mary's part inside out incase in her words "poor Mary fell down the stairs at School or got locked in the girls changing room by mistake"
There's a little girl not to mess with lol "I am happy to say no harm came to Mary during the Production and my Star shone bright | |||
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"The nativity reminds me when my daughter was in P1 and got the role of the star as opposed to Mary which she desperately wanted to be ... she did however learn Mary's part inside out incase in her words "poor Mary fell down the stairs at School or got locked in the girls changing room by mistake"
There's a little girl not to mess with lol
I am happy to say no harm came to Mary during the Production and my Star shone bright "Lol | |||
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"Lil tease could be the one that's always brawling in the inn "Oï you!! | |||
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"Lil tease could be the one that's always brawling in the inn
Oï you!!"Who me, what did I do lol | |||
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"Lil tease could be the one that's always brawling in the inn "Mistaken identity, wasn't Lil T this time | |||
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"virgin mary here....nice innocent sweet young thing...
What ever
oh i dont know what you could mean..... "Yea you do ya minx xx and stop it I'm suppose to be the Angel | |||
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"Cam I be a shepherd too? I love little lambs and I've got a nice dressing gown and tea towel!! Bothy is my wise man. "Stripey tea towel I hope | |||
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"Cam I be a shepherd too? I love little lambs and I've got a nice dressing gown and tea towel!! Bothy is my wise man.
Stripey tea towel I hope "I remember the stripey tea towel from the school plays lol | |||
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"So many Marys to choose from "sounds a bit Shawshank! | |||
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"Cam I be a shepherd too? I love little lambs and I've got a nice dressing gown and tea towel!! Bothy is my wise man. "You could be Mary, but then, that would be 'virgin on the ridiculous'!!!   | |||
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"I'll be the old cow in the barn .perfect type casting!!pmsl xx" Oh i sooo need the zipped up mouth emoji right now | |||
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The Grumpy Innkeeper - Bothy
Still need someone to play the young innocent ...proving harder to find than a virgin on here lol | |||
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"Virgin Mary - Mrs Doyle (so she says) lol Joseph - MatureGentleman Baby Jesus - ??????????? Wise man 1 - View Wise man 2 - Random Wise Man 3 - Bunkie Angel Gabrielle - Cherub
The Grumpy Innkeeper - Bothy
Still need someone to play the young innocent ...proving harder to find than a virgin on here lol "Told you yesterday....Dlt for the Baby Jesus
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"Virgin Mary - Mrs Doyle (so she says) lol Joseph - MatureGentleman Baby Jesus - ??????????? Wise man 1 - View Wise man 2 - Random Wise Man 3 - Bunkie Angel Gabrielle - Cherub
The Grumpy Innkeeper - Bothy
Still need someone to play the young innocent ...proving harder to find than a virgin on here lol
Told you yesterday....Dlt for the Baby Jesus
"He's way too grumpy lol....he'll get cast in this years pantomime | |||
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"Virgin Mary - Mrs Doyle (so she says) lol Joseph - MatureGentleman Baby Jesus - ??????????? Wise man 1 - View Wise man 2 - Random Wise Man 3 - Bunkie Angel Gabrielle - Cherub
The Grumpy Innkeeper - Bothy
Still need someone to play the young innocent ...proving harder to find than a virgin on here lol
Told you yesterday....Dlt for the Baby Jesus
He's way too grumpy lol....he'll get cast in this years pantomime "As Baron Hardon? | |||
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"Virgin Mary - Mrs Doyle (so she says) lol Joseph - MatureGentleman Baby Jesus - ??????????? Wise man 1 - View Wise man 2 - Random Wise Man 3 - Bunkie Angel Gabrielle - Cherub
The Grumpy Innkeeper - Bothy
Still need someone to play the young innocent ...proving harder to find than a virgin on here lol "have u just cast yourself as a wise man?? hahahahahaha.......... | |||
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"Virgin Mary - Mrs Doyle (so she says) lol Joseph - MatureGentleman Baby Jesus - ??????????? Wise man 1 - View Wise man 2 - Random Wise Man 3 - Bunkie Angel Gabrielle - Cherub
The Grumpy Innkeeper - Bothy
Still need someone to play the young innocent ...proving harder to find than a virgin on here lol "Awww yasssss I got the Angel part I'm gonna have to sort my outfit | |||
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"Virgin Mary - Mrs Doyle (so she says) lol Joseph - MatureGentleman Baby Jesus - ??????????? Wise man 1 - View Wise man 2 - Random Wise Man 3 - Bunkie Angel Gabrielle - Cherub
The Grumpy Innkeeper - Bothy
Still need someone to play the young innocent ...proving harder to find than a virgin on here lol "How the hell did I end up as Joseph?? thought I was baby Jesus or the star | |||
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"Virgin Mary - Mrs Doyle (so she says) lol Joseph - MatureGentleman Baby Jesus - ??????????? Wise man 1 - View Wise man 2 - Random Wise Man 3 - Bunkie Angel Gabrielle - Cherub
The Grumpy Innkeeper - Bothy
Still need someone to play the young innocent ...proving harder to find than a virgin on here lol
How the hell did I end up as Joseph??
thought I was baby Jesus or the star "Promoted overnight | |||
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"Virgin Mary - Mrs Doyle (so she says) lol Joseph - MatureGentleman Baby Jesus - ??????????? Wise man 1 - View Wise man 2 - Random Wise Man 3 - Bunkie Angel Gabrielle - Cherub
The Grumpy Innkeeper - Bothy
Still need someone to play the young innocent ...proving harder to find than a virgin on here lol
have u just cast yourself as a wise man?? hahahahahaha.......... "What you trying to say like | |||
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"Virgin Mary - Mrs Doyle (so she says) lol Joseph - MatureGentleman Baby Jesus - ??????????? Wise man 1 - View Wise man 2 - Random Wise Man 3 - Bunkie Angel Gabrielle - Cherub
The Grumpy Innkeeper - Bothy
Still need someone to play the young innocent ...proving harder to find than a virgin on here lol
have u just cast yourself as a wise man?? hahahahahaha..........
What you trying to say like "Bunkie I think he is trying to say well ohh never mind lol | |||
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" The Grumpy Innkeeper - Bothy " Don't believe all SHE says!! I'm more the gentle, considerate Joseph-type! | |||
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"Tonight Il be the northen star and shine like a diamond "Shine on you crazy diamond | |||
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"Virgin Mary - Mrs Doyle (so she says) lol Joseph - Bothy Baby Jesus - ??????????? Wise man 1 - View Wise man 2 - Random Wise Man 3 - Bunkie Angel Gabrielle - Cherub
The Grumpy Innkeeper - MatureGentleman
Still need someone to play the young innocent ...proving harder to find than a virgin on here lol "There fixed it bothy lol | |||
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"Can I be the lobster please!! (Anyone who's seen Love Actually will understand) " | |||
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"Virgin Mary - Mrs Doyle (so she says) lol Joseph - Furry Baby Jesus - ??????????? Wise man 1 - View Wise man 2 - Random Wise Man 3 - Bunkie Angel Gabrielle - Cherub
The Grumpy Innkeeper - MatureGentleman
Still need someone to play the young innocent ...proving harder to find than a virgin on here lol
There fixed it bothy lol "Err..I think as Mary I want a say in this 
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"Virgin Mary - Mrs Doyle (so she says) lol Joseph - Furry Baby Jesus - ??????????? Wise man 1 - View Wise man 2 - Random Wise Man 3 - Bunkie Angel Gabrielle - Cherub
The Grumpy Innkeeper - MatureGentleman
Still need someone to play the young innocent ...proving harder to find than a virgin on here lol
There fixed it bothy lol
Err..I think as Mary I want a say in this
"You dont need a say ..its not like you'll be getting any remember your a virgin | |||
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"Tonight Il be the northen star and shine like a diamond
Shine on you crazy diamond "gee thank you _unkie | |||
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"Virgin Mary - Mrs Doyle (so she says) lol Joseph - Bothy Baby Jesus - ??????????? Wise man 1 - View Wise man 2 - Random Wise Man 3 - Bunkie Angel Gabrielle - Cherub
The Grumpy Innkeeper - MatureGentleman
Still need someone to play the young innocent ...proving harder to find than a virgin on here lol
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"The original Nativity was to have taken place in Glasgow but got changed to Bethlehem at the last minute. . They couldn't find 3 wise men AND a virgin anywhere in town. . allegedly!" | |||
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"The original Nativity was to have taken place in Glasgow but got changed to Bethlehem at the last minute. . They couldn't find 3 wise men AND a virgin anywhere in town. . allegedly!" Far less chance in Coatbridge. | |||
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"just as well I'm not originally from here then eh " Everybody is lucky, who doesn't come from there! | |||
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"The original Nativity was to have taken place in Glasgow but got changed to Bethlehem at the last minute. . They couldn't find 3 wise men AND a virgin anywhere in town. . allegedly!" hahahaha | |||
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"The original Nativity was to have taken place in Glasgow but got changed to Bethlehem at the last minute. . They couldn't find 3 wise men AND a virgin anywhere in town. . allegedly!" Lol | |||
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"The original Nativity was to have taken place in Glasgow but got changed to Bethlehem at the last minute. . They couldn't find 3 wise men AND a virgin anywhere in town. . allegedly! Lol "You may laugh, but in the Ayrshire version Mary & Joseph were sister & brother! | |||
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"The original Nativity was to have taken place in Glasgow but got changed to Bethlehem at the last minute. . They couldn't find 3 wise men AND a virgin anywhere in town. . allegedly! Lol
You may laugh, but in the Ayrshire version Mary & Joseph were sister & brother! "I know a few banjo players from Killie | |||
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"Ahll sell the raffle tickets "I need to know what the prizes are before I buy, don't want any snash | |||
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"Ahll sell the raffle tickets
I need to know what the prizes are before I buy, don't want any snash "If ya come a little bit closer ahll tell ya ........(i said that in my best innocent voice)x Muahuhuhaaaa.. | |||
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"Virgin Mary - Mrs Doyle (so she says) lol Joseph - MatureGentleman Baby Jesus - ??????????? Wise man 1 - View Wise man 2 - Random Wise Man 3 - Bunkie Angel Gabrielle - Cherub
The Grumpy Innkeeper - Bothy
Still need someone to play the young innocent ...proving harder to find than a virgin on here lol "Me a wise man??? I was hoping to be God, cos any virgin gets pregnant from me will definitely be a miraculous conception!!! | |||
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