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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A local newspaper in England ran a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line.

But the least romantic second line.

Here are some of the entries they received:

My feelings for you no words can tell.

--Except for maybe “go to hell”.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

--But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.

Oh loving beauty you float with grace.

--If only you could hide your face.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.

--This describes everything you are not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace.

--But don’t take that paper bag off of your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes.

--Damn, I’m good at telling lies!

I see your face when I am dreaming.

--That’s why I always wake up screaming.

My love, you take my breath away.

--What have you stepped in to smell this way?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A local newspaper in England ran a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line.

But the least romantic second line.

Here are some of the entries they received:

My feelings for you no words can tell.

--Except for maybe “go to hell”.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

--But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.

Oh loving beauty you float with grace.

--If only you could hide your face.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.

--This describes everything you are not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace.

--But don’t take that paper bag off of your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes.

--Damn, I’m good at telling lies!

I see your face when I am dreaming.

--That’s why I always wake up screaming.

My love, you take my breath away.

--What have you stepped in to smell this way?

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Will have to keep this is mind for Valentine's Day hahahah

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

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